I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

As the two boats came together, the three men, with bruised faces and noses, finally stopped fighting.

Robin looked at the green-haired man calmly and asked for an explanation: "Hahaha... Enough of the trouble, now tell me how you plan to deal with the Nine Snakes Pirates?"

"Ahem...allies, who said different alliances? Since Hancock and the others have come to the New World, of course they will go to Raftel with us!" The green-haired man moistened his throat.

"Who agreed?" Nami raised her eyebrows.

"Don't forget, they kidnapped the Navy's new hero Coby, and now he is the Navy's main target." Tashigi looked sideways at Hancock while holding Yama, and her alertness immediately reached its maximum. The world's most beautiful woman lived up to her reputation.

Hancock flipped her hair upon hearing this, revealing an arrogant expression that looked down upon everyone. "Since I dared to capture him, I have the confidence to defeat the invading enemy. If I didn't want to embarrass him, I wouldn't bother to form an alliance with a bunch of you who only know how to make trouble."

After a treatment, the curly eyebrows have been greatly improved, and her eyes are full of love: "Even if she said such arrogant words, she is still so beautiful."

"Hey, bitch! We can't be allies. Give me back my gold! I may consider letting you go!" Nami put her hands on her hips.

"Big-eared thief!!" The green algae-headed man's eyes were bloodshot as he looked at the big-eared thief hiding behind Nami.

"What are you yelling about? I'll settle your score later!"

"Your gold?" Hancock, sitting on the pink python, crossed her legs. "You mean the shipload of gold that little bastard brought down from Sky Island?"

"Not bad!"

Hancock held her cheek with her hand. "Oh, if I remember correctly, that was Enel's ship. At that time, Enel was a prisoner of that little bastard. After all, it has nothing to do with you. Since it was given to me, it belongs to me."

Nami said confidently, "His gold is my gold! It has always been like this. He brought it down from Sky Island specifically for me!"

Hancock raised an eyebrow slightly. "Then why did he give it to me? This can only prove one thing, that is, my position in his heart is unmatched!"

"Yeah!?"

In an instant, several gnashing questions rang in the ears of the green algae-headed man. If looks could kill, the green algae-headed man would have been cut into pieces.

"Ahem..." The green algae-headed man was about to explain.

Hancock made a thinly veiled threat: "Don't cough, think it over before you speak!"

"Hehehe...I think so too." Robin smiled as he picked up a pair of pruning shears.

The green algae-haired girl broke out in a cold sweat: "Well... it's like this, this time while everyone is here, everyone knows that as soon as I leave, you will quarrel, causing Luffy to be so dissatisfied with me. We are all sisters, so let's rank them. When I'm not around, someone needs to help you resolve the dispute."

The green algae-headed girl decisively threw the blame on Luffy, and Luffy was immediately delighted when he heard it: "That's a good idea! Women's affairs should be left to women!"

Although the green algae-haired man said it very subtly, everyone understood that this must be what that stinky woman Hancock was thinking.

"Don't we already have an account?" Nami puffed out her chest.

Originally everyone was united in facing the outside world, but when Nami said this, it instantly aroused everyone's dissatisfaction, because everyone knew that she was number 3.

"Hmph! That's just the order of our acquaintance. Do you still want to control us?" As an insider, Tashigi retorted on the spot.

"Who wants to control you!" Nami reacted immediately.

"Hehehe... Of course some people have thought about it. The Empress Boa Hancock is really overbearing. She wants to take over the reins as soon as she arrives?" Robin said in a flat tone, but looked at Hancock with sharp eyes.

"Don't get me wrong. I'm the ruler of a country. I can't even take care of my own people, so how can I have the time to care about you? I just see that he has a headache dealing with your affairs, so I give him some advice." Hancock didn't seem to care.

"Then how do you want to arrange it?" A white light flashed in Dashiqi's eyes.

The green algae-headed man said stubbornly: "Ahem... well... let's just go by size!"

"Huh?" Nami immediately thought of what the green-haired guy said to her when they first met a few months ago. She looked at Hancock, then looked down at herself.

Hancock's pretty face suddenly turned pale and she gritted her teeth.

Robin's expression also changed, and then she happened to glance sideways and saw Nami lowering her head, and her expression became strange.

"Big... big... big..." The man with curly eyebrows, who was originally watching the show, looked around carefully, and when he passed Hancock, his nose suddenly bleeds.

"Sanji! Why are you like this again!!" Dr. Chopper completely ignored the reason for the relapse of the illness.

Usopp suddenly understood: "I see! As expected of Zoro, he can come up with such a perverted idea!"

"Yo-ho-ho! This is a fantastic idea! Let me perform music for everyone."

"Then Yamato has a huge advantage!" Luffy was obviously led astray by Usopp.

Seeing that everyone had misunderstood, the green algae-head was about to explain when he met Robin's murderous gaze: "It's better to say the size."

So, the words that Green Algae Head was about to say came to an abrupt halt.

Hancock also reacted, and immediately tossed her hair and held her head high: "Oh, then let's go by size."

After hearing what Luffy said, Yamato immediately became furious: "I am a man! I won't compete with them on this!"

A man, having stopped his nosebleed, staggered to his feet, straightened his clothes, and moistened his throat. "Ahem! Ladies, since this is a fair contest, let a professional like me be the referee."

"Sanji, you can't..." Chopper was about to stop him.

"Chopper!! At a time like this, I can't just stand by and watch!" The man with curly eyebrows jumped to the second deck of the Sunshine in one step with great righteousness.

His figure shone brightly in the sunlight. "Next, it's the part everyone's been waiting for! Unfortunately, Yamato from Gundam 128 withdrew from the competition, so, from my perspective, the first place should be... Boa Hancock from Gundam 111!!"

Hancock flicked her hair and said, "No one can match my beauty at the same height!"

"Sanji! You did it!!" Dr. Chopper was so moved that he burst into tears.

"Next up is Miss Dashigi. Although she's not as good as Hancock, she has a score of 101 and is equally impressive, ranking second!"

Tashigi just looked at Nami proudly.

"Hmm! As expected of Sanji!" Luffy clapped his hands while eating melon.

Next, the eyebrow curling continues.

"Ms. Robin narrowly beat Ms. Nami by a little bit, and Ms. Nami beat Ms. Kikyo by a little bit. Ms. Robin is 99! Ms. Nami is 98! Ms. Kikyo is 97."

Robin's pretty face turned slightly red, and she thought about whether to transform into a demon form, but she gave up the idea. She just didn't want to reveal her age.

Nami, on the other hand, looked down and said, "I'm just young and still growing!"

Although he felt a little embarrassed to report his sister's score, Sanji still upheld his professional ethics and said that Reiju's score was 96.

"Finally, there's Miss Garrett, who has charming long legs and a slim figure. Although she's only 93cm tall, she has a perfect figure."

Garrett's face looked very unhappy. Although she had expected that she would not be ranked high no matter how she ranked, she never thought it would be this way.

"What a pity that Yamato gave up. She is the first no matter how you look at it." Usopp expressed regret.

In the end, Nami couldn't believe that she was only ranked fourth, so she found a tape measure. It turned out that the eyebrow curling skills were sharp and professional, with no errors!

So, with everyone's unanimous agreement, this ranking was decided, and no one had any objections to it. It was simply because they were not as skilled as others, and there was really nothing to say.

The man with the green algae-haired hair held his forehead slightly, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and muttered to himself: "It's over, it's completely over... Teacher Pei will never be brought back..."

Jingle Bell!

After a unique ranking competition ended, the sun was setting when the Sunny's Den Den Mushi rang.

After Luffy answered the call, Momonosuke's urgent voice came from the Den Den Mushi: "Sir Luffy, don't go back to Wano Country. Where are you now? Kin'emon and I will drive the Fanghua to find you."

"Eh? Peach, what happened?" Luffy realized something was wrong.

"The navy is coming! It's an old man wearing a dog-head hat!"

"Hey! Grandpa!!" Although he has become one of the Four Emperors, the fear of being dominated in his childhood is still there, and Luffy widened his eyes.

"Grandpa? Isn't he an enemy?" Momonosuke's questioning voice came from the Den Den Mushi.

Luffy's face was tense: "Listen! Peach, that's an extremely dangerous old man, hurry up and bring the boat over, we're going to escape!!"

Den Den Mushi was sweating profusely. "Okay, let's meet up at Bai Wu's harbor. We can then lower the boat down using a ladder."

Finally, in the safe port of Hakumai, Momonosuke and Kin'emon drove the Fanghua, bringing Tool No. 2 and Caesar to reunite.

After bidding farewell to Momonosuke, the Straw Hat Pirates, a group of inferior pirates, also took three ships and left Wano Country in the safest way.

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