I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"You bastard! How long are you going to keep laughing?"

"I'm sorry, I... I'm professionally trained. No matter how funny something is, I won't laugh unless I can't help it... Hahahaha."

"You want to fight, asshole?!"

Yes, just like the original plot, after Sanji had a verbal fight with Dibaru, the guy on the wanted list who looked like him, he ended the fight with a set of face-lift kicks.

Then, the Straw Hat Pirates had a takoyaki meal at the invitation of Octopus Hachi. During the meal, Zoro kept laughing, which made Sanji extremely annoyed, and he sent out an invitation for an offline PK.

"No, no, no, we can't have this fight. I can't help but burst out laughing when I see your face."

"asshole!"

……

After eating takoyaki, Dibaru, who had successfully undergone plastic surgery and turned into a handsome man, chased after them. He was very grateful to the Straw Hat Pirates and gave them his phone number. To express his gratitude for the plastic surgery, he promised to let them know if he had any problems and then left.

Then, under the guidance of Xiao Ba and Kami, everyone set sail for the Sabaody Archipelago. While still in the Sabaody Archipelago, Zoro had already sensed a tree island composed of many towering trees and foam floating on the island in the distant sea.

Soon after, the Sunshine stopped at the Chambord Islands - Tourist Area 41.

The Straw Hat Pirates held an interim board meeting to discuss matters pending on the landing.

One is to go to auction areas 1 to 29 and sell two devil fruits and the elephant sword;

The second is to find a coating craftsman, because the ship needs to be coated with foam film in order to dive to Fishman Island. The second is to purchase supplies, including cola and vegetables.

The temporary guide Xiao Ba emphasized one thing in particular: no matter what happens when you enter the city, you must not conflict with the world nobles in the city. Even if someone is killed in front of you, you must pretend not to see it.

Finally, Luffy, Nami, Chopper and Robin followed Hachi and Cammy to sell off the items and find a coating craftsman; Franky and Usopp decided to carry out routine maintenance on the Sunny first.

Sanji was held captive by Nami and left to look at the treasure...

For the first time, Zoro asked Nami for pocket money. Since Zoro was the performance champion of this quarter, Nami implemented the preemptive incentive measure of "if you want the horse to run, you must first feed it" and gave Zoro 1 berries as pocket money.

He swaggered off the ship and left the main group to go for a walk. Sanji and Usopp were worried about this, but their worries were unnecessary because no matter whether it was Area 41 marked on the tree or his observation Haki, there was no reason for Zoro to get lost.

So Zoro activated his observation Haki, and with a strong desire for revenge, he walked towards the noisy restaurant. Ha! Big Bear, you wait...

……

A group of vicious people gathered in Peninsula Restaurant No. 24.

A man dressed like a mafia godfather wiped his mouth elegantly and stared fiercely at a woman who was feasting in the restaurant: "What a vulgar woman! She's ruining my appetite! Shut her mouth!"

A row of young men in suits standing nearby pulled out pistols from their pockets.

The younger brother beside him advised: "This is a bit unreasonable, Boss. This town is very close to the Navy Headquarters!"

A waiter accidentally spilled noodles on a large man, who immediately drew his sword, about to draw blood, but was stopped by a man with flowing blond hair, a slender figure, and the iconic six vertical lines on his forehead. "This is the fate of this dress. Sorry to scare you... If you kill anything today, you will be unlucky."

At this moment, there was a roar outside the restaurant. When the smoke cleared, a monkey head wearing headphones and a red-haired hedgehog head were confronting each other.

"If you want to fight, go to the other side of the mountain wall."

"Then stop staring at me, you disgusting bastard..."

On the street, a masked man and a burly man with his back to the little wings started fighting. They were finally separated by a man holding a knife in his left hand and an axe in his right hand: "Go to the New World and cause trouble if you dare!!"

At this moment, a swordsman with a bottle of wine and three swords on his waist walked silently towards the woman who was eating heartily, placed the bottle of wine heavily on her dining table, then grinned and sat down on the chair.

"Huh?" She looked up at the man who seemed to be provoking her with an unhappy expression: "Pervert Roronoa Zoro, the bounty is 3 million berries, what are you going to do?"

Ding! Found the bindable goddess Qiao Ai Li Bonnie, do you want to bind her?

Yes!

Ding! Goddess No. 20, Qiao Aili Bonnie, has been successfully bound! Please start interacting with her as soon as possible!

Zoro was also looking at the woman who was sitting at the dining table and eating in an ugly manner. She had long straight pink hair, a golden semi-circular stud under her right eye, and was wearing denim overalls, a white short-sleeved shirt, brown high-heeled boots, and heart-shaped lipstick. She looked to be in her twenties.

But Oda said that she is only ten years old now, and her figure and appearance are entirely due to the ability of her Suisui Fruit.

He first cautiously sensed the island, but there was no sign of the big bear yet. So he spoke, "Joelle Bonnie, bounty 1 million berries. Since you know my name, you should know what I want to do."

"Huh?!" Bonnie slammed the table, furious, her voice raspy, "He's a pervert, actually having the guts to set his sights on me! Do you think I'm one of those little girls who can be bullied?"

"Oh! It seems that you are very confident in your own strength? Then let's fight. If you lose, you will be my girlfriend. If you win, you can do whatever you want with me." Zoro grinned.

"Are you an idiot?! This place is very close to the Marine Headquarters. If you want to fight, I'll be there for you in the New World!"

Go to the New World to fight, am I stupid? In the later stages, your fruit will be a bug.

"Hehe... defeating you won't cause too much noise." Zoro raised the wine bottle and sipped it to show off.

"What did you say! Bastard!"

As she spoke, Bonnie raised her hand and slapped Zoro, but he had anticipated this and grabbed Bonnie's hand in return, secretly activating his domineering Haki to counter her fruit ability.

Bonnie was shocked when she saw that Zoro's figure had not changed: "What? How is this possible!"

Zoro grinned, "Little sister, you lose!"

"Bastard!" Bonnie leaned sideways with one hand on the table and kicked Zoro's head with both feet with great force.

Zoro raised a dark arm and easily blocked her kicks. At this moment, the two strong men behind Bonnie were about to attack, but Bonnie stopped them: "Wait! You can't beat him."

As the daughter of Kuma, she naturally knew that Zoro could easily block her kicks using his Armament Haki.

"Let me go, I lost, I accept the loss." Although Bonnie is young, she has a bold personality.

Hmm... She is indeed a tomboy who takes off her clothes and wrings out the water in front of Luffy.

"According to the rules, I still have to ask, are you willing to be my girlfriend?"

"Yes! That's enough! Let me go!" Bonnie seemed very impatient.

Ding! Your confession to goddess No. 18 was successful. Please keep up the good work and receive a love bonus of +.

Sauron let go with satisfaction and said, "Foolish father-in-law, should I tell you this good news when we meet later?"

"Hey! What method did you use to make my ability ineffective?" Bonnie didn't care about the relationship between the two just now.

For the sake of his girlfriend, Zoro decided to remind her. He whispered, "Your fruit ability is very powerful after awakening, but you can't rely on it too much now. Conqueror's Haki can dispel your fruit ability."

"Houwang Haki!?" Bonnie screamed in shock.

"Huh? What is that?" Obviously, the supernovas around who had not entered the new world did not quite understand domineering.

But there were one or two people who understood. For example, next to Sauron, Trafalgar Law's comment came to his ears: "The only crew member with a higher bounty than the captain is indeed extraordinary."

"Well... although there are few people who can master Conqueror's Haki, there are still quite a few. For example, the new Shichibukai - Blackbeard - Marshall D. Teach. If you meet him in the future, try not to fight him. This man's strength is unfathomable."

Bonnie raised an eyebrow: "Why should I listen to you?"

Zoro grinned. "It's up to you whether you listen or not. And don't take the girlfriend thing seriously. At least wait until you're an adult. Sorry for scaring you just now. I'll treat you to dinner."

After saying that, he threw away all the pocket money Nami gave him and left Bonnie with his back.

"Humph! Bastard!"