I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

After Zoro controlled Sanji, he jumped into the water again and activated his observation Haki with all his strength. After a while, he sensed in the depths of the ocean that a huge rabbit-shaped sea king was chasing the Sharknado.

So Zoro dived straight down and passed by the Shark.

"Zoro! There's a sea king behind us, kill it!" Luffy shouted in the submarine.

In the blink of an eye, a huge rabbit head appeared in front of Zoro: "Undersea Moon Step!"

The rabbit head opened its bloody mouth, revealing a mouthful of fangs, and bit towards Zoro.

Zoro kicked the sea water hard, and kicked it in the jaw with a foot covered with Armament Haki. The huge force made it roll its eyes. Then Zoro punched it in the abdomen with Armament Haki again.

The sea king vomited in pain, and two figures emerged. Zoro looked closely and saw a mermaid with short light green hair and a pink fishtail, and a red starfish. It was Kimi and her pet and master, Papagu.

So, while they were not reacting, Zoro hugged Cami's slender waist, held Papagu in one hand, and like a cheating scumbag, quickly performed the Undersea Moon Step and rushed towards the sea away from the Sunshine.

"Hey! Human? Did you save us?" Kami opened his eyes and saw himself being held by Zoro and moving quickly, so he asked.

Ding! Found a binding target for goddess Kemi. Do you want to bind her?

Yes!

Ding! Goddess No. 19, Kemi, has been successfully bound! Please start interacting with her as soon as possible!

At this time, Zoro had already surfaced: "Huh! I just beat up a sea king, and it spit you out."

"Hmm... I was almost digested. Thank you for saving me!" Kami's eyes curved into a cute expression. "I'm easily eaten by sea monsters. This is almost the twentieth time."

Ding! Save the goddess from danger, gain her gratitude, and be rewarded with 500 love points.

Come and give it to me! This girl is good! I don’t know if she is too careless or too lucky...

"I have to repay you for saving my life! By the way! Do you eat takoyaki?"

"Well... no need for takoyaki. If you want to repay me, just agree to be my girlfriend!" Zoro grinned.

"Ah!" Kimi was stunned. He had been eaten 20 times and had been rescued by many people, but he had never seen anything like this: "This..."

Seeing Papagu in Zoro's hand with green hair, gold earrings, and a wicked smile, looking like a spirited young man, Zoro felt hopeless and said, "It's over, Kimi, we've met a human who is greedy and wants nothing more than to repay a favor. If we don't agree, we will be kidnapped!"

"Ah!" Kimi looked terrified.

Hmm? This insignificant little thing can be dealt with! So Sauron smiled wickedly again: "You're such a good judge of character!"

"It's over! Ugh...if you agree, will you buy my takoyaki?"

“Um, yes…”

"Really!? 100 Baileys for that one person!" Kimi's face was beaming.

"Um, okay..."

Ding! Your confession to goddess No. 18 was successful. Please keep up the good work and receive a love bonus of +.

!!! This girl’s train of thought…is amazing!

"Is this the time to do business?" Papagu frowned.

"I made a mistake..." Kami suddenly realized what was happening, opening his mouth wide and looking embarrassed.

"Hehe, I was just joking with you. It's mainly because it's my first time seeing a mermaid and I was so excited!" After achieving his goal, Zoro decided to save face and then asked her to show him the way to the Sabaody Archipelago.

"Hey! Really?" Kimi smiled innocently: "I was really scared!"

"Our ship is not far away. Would you like to come aboard? Our captain loves takoyaki."

"Yeah! That's awesome!"

……

"Mermaid?!" Luffy, Usopp, Chopper and Franky widened their eyes.

“Mermaid…” The dog’s eyes were full of love, and he twisted his body seductively: “That’s right! Mermaids are the dream of all mankind, and mermaids are the gems of the sea! I finally saw a mermaid!! So… cute… ah… This is the first time I’ve seen a mermaid! You are called Sister Kimi, right?”

Ha! You deserve it, Big Bear wants to take you to Shemale Island...

"Why do men always admire mermaids..." Nami said with a helpless expression.

"Hehehe... Compared to this, it seems that she was brought here by Zoro." Robin smiled faintly and looked at Zoro with a bad face: "To be able to survive the hands of Mr. Swordsman, what is her rank?"

Huh?! Zoro was puzzled. Where was the caring big sister?

Since Zoro told Robin last time, his love value was only 3 points due to awkward chats for several days, and it was only restored to 6 points two days ago, so he decided to make up a white lie.

Zoro said seriously: "She is a mermaid, she has no number."

"Really?" Nami looked suspicious.

"Yes……"

"Hehehe..."

Then, when Camie was introducing Papagu and promoting Takoyaki, and Nami was about to ask for directions to Fishman Island, the Den Den Mushi rang. It was her friend, Hachi, an old acquaintance of the Straw Hat Pirates, who had been kidnapped. According to Camie, Hachi was the owner of Takoyaki.

So, Nami proposed that the other members of the Straw Hat Pirates could help her rescue her friends, but as a condition, she had to tell the Straw Hat Pirates the way to Fishman Island.

Kami gladly accepted and began to communicate with the fish in the sea using ultrasound. Zoro tried to listen and found that he could indeed understand the fish and agreed to lead them.

Octopus Hachi is still alive. He's incredibly lucky. Perhaps he was injured by Hawkeye back then, so he couldn't use his full strength. But...he's also an honest guy. Zoro vaguely remembers him carrying him from Arlong Paradise to Kokoyasi Village.

As for the Flying Fish Knights, leave it to Sanji. After all, he has some grudges with them. Little Karami doesn't know that I, the strongest vice-captain, will take action!

So, when the ship approached the enemy base, Luffy, Sanji, Usopp and Nami all recognized "Hachi" who could make takoyaki. He was the Hachi from the new Fish-Man Pirates. Naturally, the Straw Hat Pirates were unwilling to save him. After all, that group had done many unscrupulous things in Nami's hometown.

But Kimi rushed forward without knowing his own mistake and was caught by the enemy.

Nami sighed. In order to get to Fishman Island, she decided to let Luffy and the others rescue him. "As for Hachi, it's okay. He's a good guy, too. Besides, if we don't rescue him, we won't be able to fulfill our promise to Camie."

So Luffy ordered to rescue people with his eyes full of takoyaki.

Zoro glared slightly, and a group of minions including Feiyu fell down, but Zoro spared someone in the house.

"Zoro!!" Luffy expressed his dissatisfaction.

"They are just minions, nothing interesting." Zoro said comfortingly.

At this time, a strong man came out of the room riding a bull, and Zoro silently retreated behind Sanji.

The man opposite was wearing a mask and gnashed his teeth: "Today is truly a joyous day. The man I dreamed of killing has appeared - Blackfoot Sanji!"

Everyone looked at Sanji in confusion, while Nami analyzed, "Is it the customer we offended at the East Sea Restaurant?"

Sanji himself was also confused. Zoro was too lazy to listen to them talking for a long time without getting to the point, so he drew out the Shusui and slashed at the man's mask with a sword, suppressing a smile: "Let us see who you are first!"

Clang!

Zoro controlled the strength extremely precisely. After a flash of sword light, the opponent's mask fell off, and a face with an extremely sloppy style appeared in front of everyone. Everyone was stunned. The guy looked exactly like the bounty order hand-drawn by Sanji.

"Hahahaha!" Zoro finally couldn't help it and patted Sanji, whose face was extremely gloomy: "The grudge between you two should be resolved by yourselves...hahahaha..."

"asshole!"

……