Love Apartment: My Happy Life

After hearing what Hu Yifei said, everyone looked at her strangely. What if this really happened? Instead of caring about Zhanbo first, you actually practiced your trumpet first?

Hu Yifei felt uncomfortable being stared at by several people, so she changed the subject and said, "Alright, alright, why are you looking at me? Hurry up and listen to what Ziqiao has to say!"

Lu Ziqiao stopped when he was interrupted by Qin Ying and Hu Yifei. The Dragon Elephant Prajna Technique he just mentioned was all made up by him. How could there be such a thing?

However, when Qin Ying asked Hu Yifei, he was also full of curiosity. After all, which man doesn't have the desire to be a hero?

When he was a child, that boy never thought about traveling around the world with a sword. With a wooden stick in his hand, he could cut down all the grass and trees within a hundred miles!

However, after hearing Hu Yifei's answer, the idea of ​​learning was instantly eliminated. Who could stand being beaten for ten or eight years?

Now that Hu Yifei had reminded him, Lu Ziqiao asked, "Where was I just now?"

Bai Zhi kindly reminded her, "You just mentioned that you've reached the highest level of Dragon Elephant Prajna!"

Lu Ziqiao nodded and continued, "Oh, that's right. Yifei should know that those who are poor in literature and rich in martial arts eat more when practicing martial arts."

"But you all know my financial situation. Where would I get so much money for training? So, to make up for the physical exhaustion, I can only participate in the eating contest!"

"But maybe I participated in too many competitions, and then I embarked on a path of no return!"

"One time when I was practicing, I accidentally went crazy, and then my eight-pack abs turned into a nine-pack!"

"Then, through my unremitting efforts, I finally succeeded in overcoming my inner demons, and my abdominal muscles eventually returned to what they are now!"

"Okay, I'm done, that's all!"

After Lu Ziqiao finished his story, everyone couldn't help but applaud. The story was so wonderful!

It tells the complete story of a young man who persevered in practicing, then became possessed and lost all his skills, and then embarked on the path of a playboy.

[Actually, I just got too lazy to train and lost my abs. As for participating in the eating contest, it was because I was so broke I had no money to eat!]

Zhan Bo also exclaimed at this time: "As expected of children of Jianghu, this life is wonderful!"

Qin Ying also spoke up, "General MacArthur once said that when it comes to lying with open eyes, I'm nothing but a rookie in front of Lu Ziqiao!"

Lu Ziqiao became unhappy when he heard this and retorted, "Who said I was lying? I just added a little bit of artistic processing to it!"

That’s right, it has just undergone a little bit of artistic processing.

Hu Yifei jokingly said, "If I asked you to write a news story, I think the Chinese national football team would have won the World Cup."

Lu Ziqiao also had a look of regret on his face, and said, "Honestly, I feel like it's a shame that the entertainment industry is missing me. If I could make it in the entertainment industry, at least eight out of the ten trending searches that day would be about me!"

Bai Zhi also teased: "Yes, you can go find Sister Shan now. Maybe when Sister Shan comes out, you can rekindle your relationship."

Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but suddenly think of Sister Shan's huge body. Coupled with the fact that he was deceived like a dog at that time, a trace of fear flashed through his heart.

Lu Ziqiao said with lingering fear: "Ahem, well, I don't think it's appropriate for someone like me to be in the entertainment industry. Let's just forget it."

At this time, Sister Shan was inside. She had just finished breakfast and was watching the morning news for ideological education. She would go to operate the sewing machine in a while.

Sister Shan was watching TV when she suddenly sneezed and muttered, "One is thinking about me, and the other two are scolding me. Who is thinking about me?"

Sister Shan racked her brains but couldn't figure out who was thinking about her. After all, in her line of work, those young sisters were only friendly to her on the surface, and how many of them were sincere in their dedication?

After thinking for a moment, Sister Shan slapped her thigh and said with sudden realization: "I know, it must be that little painter Guan Gu who is thinking about me!"

"Oh~ I knew that a handsome man like this is the most loyal and righteous. Sooner or later, when I get out, I will marry him!"

Guan Gu: Don’t come over here!!!

The staff member in charge of management nearby couldn't help but shudder after hearing what Sister Shan said, and observed a three-minute silence for the man that Sister Shan had just mentioned.

You're in trouble, brother, for being targeted by a woman like this!

But seeing that Sister Shan still wanted to continue, she reminded him, "9527, study hard and don't talk to yourself and disturb others! Submit your 800-word experience report to me later!"

Suddenly hearing her number, Sister Shan, who had been in there for so long, was already used to it. She stood up as if by reflex and replied loudly, "Yes, I got it!"

"Okay, sit down!"

"Yes!"

After Shan Jie sat down, her face was filled with pain, and she thought to herself: "My handsome little boy, you have really hurt me! How am I going to write these 800 words? This is killing me!"

Guan Gu, who had just gotten up and brushed his teeth in 3602, suddenly sneezed several times in succession. Guan Gu wiped his nose and said puzzledly, "Could it be that I have a cold?"

There is reason to think so. Guan Gu didn't just sneeze just now. The most important thing is that he had a chill. He felt cold all over and had goose bumps.

The feeling just now was like being targeted by some ferocious beast.

Meijia noticed Guan Gu's appearance and asked with concern: "Guan Gu, are you okay?"

"Nothing, I just sneezed a few times and felt a little cold."

When Meijia heard that this wasn't a symptom of a cold, she immediately said, "Wait, I'll go replace the porridge with spicy soup!"

What? You ask how porridge becomes spicy soup?

If pepper and chili powder can be added to rice porridge, why can't they be added to porridge? As long as the effect is achieved, it's fine.

Add some pepper, Sichuan peppercorns and chili powder to the porridge, isn’t this a low-end version of Hu La Tang!

After drinking it, Guan Gu will immediately break out in a sweat and this feeling will disappear immediately.

Don’t ask who I learned this from, the answer is Teacher Huang!