Love Apartment: My Happy Life

After a while, Lu Ziqiao came back first.

As soon as Lu Ziqiao sat down, he couldn't wait to say, "Hurry, hurry, where's my Italian pancetta? I can't wait!"

Qin Ying wiped his mouth and told the despairing truth, "Sorry, Ziqiao, we've eaten it all."

When Lu Ziqiao heard this, he cried out in grief, "Ah?!"

Then he asked, "Why don't you leave some for me?!"

Wanyu said, "You were the one who said you were full. We were just worried that you might overeat."

Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes, looked at Wanyu expressionlessly and said, "Thank you!"

"You're welcome, you're welcome, this is what we should do!"

Lu Ziqiao looked at the fried dough sticks and porridge on the plate in front of him and could only turn his grief and anger into appetite. Seeing how hard he was struggling, he was really afraid that he would bite his teeth off.

Hu Yifei came over and asked, "Where's the Italian pancetta? Any left?"

Lu Ziqiao immediately complained, "Yifei, I want to report you! They didn't leave any for us, they ate it all!"

"what?!"

Seeing Hu Yifei like this, Lu Zhanbo immediately brought out the bacon he had reserved for Hu Yifei from behind him and said attentively, "Dear sister, how could we not leave some for you?"

Hu Yifei looked at Lu Zhanbo with great satisfaction and said proudly, "That's about right."

But Lu Ziqiao was not happy and asked unwillingly, "Why is there no one for me?"

"Sister Yifei wasn't full just now, so of course I have to leave some for her. If you're full, there's no need to leave any for you."

"・・・"

[I feel like they are targeting me, but I have no evidence!]

Lu Ziqiao spent the entire breakfast time gnawing on the fried dough sticks in grief and anger.

When breakfast was almost over, they looked at each other and asked, "Zi Qiao, are you full now?"

"I'm full! I'm so full I can't stand it anymore!" Lu Ziqiao said resentfully.

Hearing Lu Ziqiao's words, Qin Ying pulled out a plate from behind him and said, "It seems that the remaining bacon will be wasted."

"???"

The resentful look on Lu Ziqiao's face disappeared instantly. He quickly took the gift from Qin Ying's hand and said excitedly, "I knew you wouldn't forget me!"

As Lu Ziqiao spoke, he stuffed the bacon into his mouth.

Seeing Lu Ziqiao like this, Zhan Bo asked in confusion: "Ziqiao, aren't you full?"

When Lu Ziqiao heard Zhan Bo's words, he stood up from his chair, slumped twice, and said, "Okay, that's it, we can continue eating now."

Seeing Lu Ziqiao's operation, everyone gave him a thumbs up. They were obviously shocked by Lu Ziqiao's operation. They didn't expect that he could play like this.

The last time I saw this scene was when I saw it last time.

Wanyu kindly said, "If Ziqiao can't eat, then we won't eat for now."

Lu Ziqiao said nonchalantly, "It's okay, don't worry. I've participated in competitive eating competitions before, so this is nothing to me!"

Hearing Lu Ziqiao say this, Bai Zhi asked curiously, "Ziqiao, with your small body, you've actually participated in a competitive eating contest?"

While chewing the bacon in his mouth, Lu Ziqiao said, "Of course. Don't look at me being so thin, but this is all muscle! It's all concentrated essence!"

Hu Yifei said disdainfully: "You are like this? If you had a figure like Qin Ying, I would still believe it."

Lu Ziqiao said unwillingly, "Please, I was also a man with eight-pack abs back then, okay?"

Lu Zhanbo, who was beside Ziqiao, heard this and lifted up Lu Ziqiao's clothes, asking in confusion, "Why are they now one piece?"

When Lu Ziqiao heard this, a nostalgic look appeared on his face, as if he was recalling the time when he was full of vigor and vitality.

Everyone can understand Lu Ziqiao's behavior. After all, who doesn't have a glorious youth?

Lu Ziqiao recalled for a moment and then said, "Back when I was young."

When he said this, Lu Zhanbo said, "You are not old now."

"Don't interrupt!"

"Oh~"

"When I was young, girls still liked men with muscular bodies, so I worked towards this goal after a long and hard struggle."

"Finally, I mastered the highest level of Dragon Elephant Prajna and achieved the power of thirteen dragons and thirteen elephants!"

At this point, Qin Ying whispered to Hu Yifei, "Sister Yifei, is there really such a thing as Dragon Elephant Prajna? Wasn't that something that Old Master Jin made up?"

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes and said, "What are you thinking? How could such a thing really exist? But what is hard qigong? Do you really want to learn it?"

When Qin Ying heard Hu Yifei say this, he nodded like a chicken pecking at rice and said excitedly, "Coach! I want to learn basketball!"

"???"

"Bah! Coach, I want to practice martial arts!"

Hu Yifei said casually, "It's very simple to practice this. All you need to do is get beaten up for ten or eight years, and then take a medicinal bath with herbs. It's so simple."

"???"

Qin Ying moved his butt in fear and said to Hu Yifei, "Sister Yifei, I suddenly remembered that I have something else to do. Let's talk about this another day."

Hu Yifei had anticipated Qin Ying's behavior. She rolled her eyes and said, "Tsk~ Coward, are you scared already?"

Qin Ying straightened his back and said, "How is that possible? I'm just not very convenient today! You know men, they have those few days every month!"

"Why, is your period coming?"

Qin Ying shook his head and said seriously: "No, it's my uncle who is here."

"???"

Wanyu looked at Lu Zhanbo next to her and asked curiously, "Zhanbo, do you guys really have uncles?"

"I'm a hen~"

Lu Zhanbo said that he didn't know, as he had never seen himself bleeding in his life.

No, it seems that there was bleeding, but that was hemorrhoids. Could that be the legendary uncle?

After thinking for a while, Lu Zhanbo explained: "It seems that there was, but it was cut off."

"???"

"???"

Now it was Hu Yifei's turn to be stunned. Hu Yifei immediately grabbed Lu Zhanbo's arm and asked in horror: "Zhanbo, what did you cut?"

Seeing his sister's anxious look, Lu Zhanbo was a little confused but still explained: "Hemorrhoids, isn't that what you are talking about?"

Hearing Lu Zhanbo say this, Hu Yifei immediately breathed a sigh of relief and said, "That's good, that's good. It doesn't just mean cutting that thing off. I was scared to death."

"If it's really as I thought, I can only ask Dad to practice the trumpet as soon as possible, otherwise how can the Hu family prosper?"