Love Apartment: My Happy Life

With the two of them working together, Zeng Xiaoxian successfully got off the toilet.

Zeng Xiaoxian said happily, "That's great! I finally got down. Otherwise, I would have suspected that I was going to die here! Qin Ying, thank you so much. Come, give me a hug!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said this and wanted to give Qin Ying a warm hug.

But Qin Ying reached out and stopped him, "Teacher Zeng, why don't you look back?"

"what?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked back and found that he had fallen down, but the toilet seat had also fallen down with him and was stuck on his butt.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Qin Ying awkwardly and said, "How about, Qin Ying, can you help me pull it out?"

Hearing this, Qin Ying shook his head like a rattle and quickly refused. Zeng Xiaoxian hadn't wiped his butt yet, and asked him to run behind him to help him pull out the toilet seat.

Qin Ying said that the relationship between the two of them was not yet that good.

"Teacher Zeng, just do your best. I believe you can do it!"

After saying this, Qin Ying was ready to leave, leaving Zeng Xiaoxian begging behind him, "Wait a minute, help me to the end, please help me pull it out! Don't go!"

Qin Ying just walked to the door when he suddenly thought of something, turned around and walked to Zeng Xiaoxian again.

Zeng Xiaoxian saw Qin Ying stop and thought that he had come back to save him, so he said happily: "Qin Ying, I knew you wouldn't abandon me!"

Qin Ying shook his head, walked to Zeng Xiaoxian, and asked in a frivolous tone, "Teacher Zeng, you stayed in the bathroom for so long, aren't you doing anything bad?"

After Qin Ying said this, he glanced between Zeng Xiaoxian's legs. Zeng Xiaoxian was so scared that he immediately covered his body with his hands to prevent his little brother from being exposed.

Zeng Xiaoxian cursed in shame and anger: "What are you thinking! How could I do such a thing in broad daylight! I just accidentally fell asleep!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's words were automatically translated into Qin Ying's ears as: This kind of thing won't be done during the day, it's usually done at night.

Qin Ying advised in a friendly manner, "Teacher Zeng, there are no uncultivated fields, only exhausted cows. Let's be more restrained, otherwise we might end up wearing them down like embroidery needles. I'll be leaving now."

"Hey! Hey! Don't go! Help me!"

Zeng Xiaoxian could only shout helplessly on the spot. With a toilet seat stuck on his butt, he had no way of catching up with Qin Ying.

After Qin Ying came out, Bai Zhi couldn't wait to ask, "What happened? What happened? Did Teacher Zeng fall in?"

"I'm afraid you'll be disappointed, Mr. Zeng, but I didn't fall in. It's just that the toilet seat is stuck in my butt and I can't get it out."

Bai Zhi instantly imagined Zeng Xiaoxian's current appearance and laughed mercilessly.

"Hahaha, it's a pity that Sister Yifei is not here, otherwise she would definitely be very happy!"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was in the bathroom, naturally heard the conversation between the two and was extremely grateful that Hu Yifei was not there, otherwise he would not be able to raise his head.

Then the two of them went back to the kitchen to cook.

Zeng Xiaoxian tried to pull the plug out in the toilet for a long time but it was stuck and couldn't be pulled out. At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian glanced to the side and saw his baby lotion, and an idea came to his mind.

Then Zeng Xiaoxian took his baby lotion and poured it on his butt along the gap of the toilet seat. Believe it or not, he actually did it.

After pouring it on, it was indeed much more lubricated, and it was easily pulled off with just a slight pull.

Looking at the toilet seat that was pulled off, Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to cry. It was really not easy.

The lotion that had already been applied couldn't be wasted, so Zeng Xiaoxian simply gave his butt a deep spa.

But after wiping it, this guy remembered that he hadn't wiped his butt yet!

Thinking of this, Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly tore a piece of paper from the side and wiped it. Hmm... the paper was very clean.

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed proudly and said, "As expected of me, I don't even get my butt dirty when I poop!"

Actually it's not that it doesn't stick, it's just that it has dried up after such a long time...

After a while, Zeng Xiaoxian swaggered out of the toilet triumphantly. Bai Zhi saw him and asked, "Teacher Zeng, did you pull out the toilet seat?"

Zeng Xiaoxian raised his head proudly and said, "Of course, don't you see who I am? How can such a small matter stump me?"

Zeng Xiaoxian now looked as if he had obviously forgotten how embarrassed he was just now, and was begging Qin Ying to help him.

While cooking, Qin Ying kindly reminded him, "Teacher Zeng, you'd better go out and buy a new toilet seat now, otherwise Sister Yifei will definitely find out when she comes back!"

"You reminded me, I'm going now!"

For Zeng Xiaoxian, losing face is not a big deal, but losing face in front of Hu Yifei would be a big problem.

Others will forget about it after two days, but Hu Yifei is different. She can remember it for a long time and will come out to mock you from time to time.

After saying that, Zeng Xiaoxian walked back to his room.

Qin Ying asked doubtfully, "Is there still a toilet seat in Teacher Zeng's room?"

"Phuket~"

After a while, Zeng Xiaoxian actually took out a toilet seat from his bedroom and went to the bathroom to change it.

"???"

"???"

"Does Teacher Zeng often break toilet seats? Why does he seem so adept at it?"

"I think so."

After a while, Zeng Xiaoxian came out of the bathroom and said proudly, "I've changed. How's it going? Is it quick?"

Qin Ying looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and nodded seriously, praising him: "Fast, too fast! Teacher Zeng, there is absolutely no man faster than you!"

"That is!"

Qin Ying glanced at Bai Zhi who was watching TV on the other side and said softly, "But, Teacher Zeng, sometimes it's not good for men to move too fast~"

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian's smile suddenly died, and he retorted, "You're the fastest! I'm very durable, okay?"

"Oh, yes, yes, Mr. Zeng, go and call Qiao and the others over. They'll be ready soon."

"Oh, sure. I'll go right away."

After a while, Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao came back. Qin Ying asked in confusion, "Why are there only the two of you? Where are Meijia and Guan Gu?"

"I heard from Meijia that Guan Gu hasn't left his room since last night. Meijia has gone to call him and told him to come over later."

After a while, Mika and Guan Gu came over.

While eating, I always felt that Guan Gu was absent-minded, and he looked a little depressed.

During this meal, I bit my tongue three times, choked while drinking water five times, and choked while eating twice.

In the end, the few people were so scared that they didn't dare let Guan Gu eat anymore, fearing that he would lose his life if he ate again.