Love Apartment: My Happy Life

After a long time, Qin Ying had prepared the dishes and was waiting to put them in the pot, but Zeng Xiaoxian had not come out of the bathroom yet.

Qin Ying looked at the full bag in front of him, and a look of relief appeared on his face.

Qin Ying asked: "By the way, have you seen Teacher Zeng?"

Bai Zhi shook her head and said, "I don't know. He said he went to the bathroom and I haven't seen him since."

Then the two looked at each other, and a surprising idea came into their minds.

"You said, Teacher Zeng wouldn't..."

"Still in the bathroom?"

Thinking of this, the two of them came to the door of the toilet. Qin Ying took the initiative to reach out and knocked on the door, and asked: "Teacher Zeng, are you in there?"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was in the toilet, raised his head when he heard someone calling him and subconsciously wiped the drool from his mouth.

This guy fell asleep while in the bathroom. He got up too early in the morning and was a bit bored, so he has been sleeping until now.

"Teacher Zeng? Teacher Zeng? We're coming in~"

Hearing two people coming in, Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly said, "Wait, no, I haven't finished yet!"

"Ah? Teacher Zeng, you really stayed in the bathroom for so long?"

Zeng Xiaoxian said awkwardly: "Ah... well, I might be a little constipated, so it will take a little longer."

"That's fine. I haven't seen you for so long that I thought you fell in, Teacher Zeng."

Zeng Xiaoxian frowned when he heard this. "How could that be... I just haven't been eating regularly lately. I'll be out soon!"

After hearing that Zeng Xiaoxian was fine, Qin Ying and Bai Zhi left. They didn't have the hobby of standing at the toilet door and smelling the smell.

After hearing the footsteps of the two people leaving, Zeng Xiaoxian breathed a sigh of relief. He was also afraid that these two people would come in when he was at his most vulnerable.

If something were to happen to me, I would be completely powerless to resist!

But it was obvious that he was overthinking it. Unless Qin Ying and Bai Zhi drank fake wine, they wouldn't be so depressed.

Zeng Xiaoxian was about to stand up from the toilet, but he couldn't get up after trying for a while.

At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian realized that something was wrong. He tried again without giving up, but still couldn't stand up.

That's right, his butt was stuck on the toilet seat!

(This is from the news, and I'm definitely not exaggerating. I remember calling the firefighters to fix it. I don't know how it got stuck, but it did happen.)

Zeng Xiaoxian was so anxious that he was sweating. He tried to pull for a long time but couldn't get his butt out.

"I'm not going to call for help right now, am I? How am I going to face people in the future? But if I don't call for help, I'm not going to die here, am I? I'm not going to be the first person in history to die in a toilet, am I?"

Of course, this is purely Zeng Xiaoxian's overthinking. It's not that he would not die in the toilet, but the first person recorded in history to die in the toilet had already been taken by someone else. The more famous one was Jin Jinggong Ji Nu, who lived in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.

There's probably no hope for him to be number one.

Qin Ying and Bai Zhi waited outside for a long time but did not see Zeng Xiaoxian come out of the bathroom.

Bai Zhi asked doubtfully, "Does Teacher Zeng need to wipe his butt for so long?"

Qin Ying jokingly said, "Could it really have fallen into the toilet?"

I can only say that Qin Ying’s guess was very close to the truth. He didn’t fall in, but was stuck. He really had to thank the toilet seat for saving Zeng Xiaoxian’s life!

At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian's voice came from the toilet.

That’s right, after long consideration, Zeng Xiaoxian felt that life was more important and face and other things could be put aside for the time being.

"Help~, Qin Ying~, help~, I'm about to die~, please save me~"

Hearing Zeng Xiaoxian's cry for help, Qin Ying rushed directly to the toilet without even putting down the kitchen knife in his hand. Of course, Bai Zhi followed him.

When they got outside the toilet, Qin Ying asked, "Teacher Zeng, what's wrong with you? What happened?"

Bai Zhi was also listening with curiosity, wanting to know what happened to Zeng Xiaoxian.

Then Zeng Xiaoxian's embarrassed voice came from inside, "Um... I... I'm stuck in the toilet!"

"???"

"???"

The two of them burst out laughing. Zeng Xiaoxian, who was inside, heard their unbridled laughter and his face turned black.

Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily, "I say! Can you two stop laughing? Get me out first!"

But how could it be possible to agree to Zeng Xiaoxian's request so easily at this time?

Qin Ying put on a wicked smile and said, "Teacher Zeng, you should have the attitude to ask for help. You're making it very difficult for me!"

Zeng Xiaoxian really wanted to imitate Brother Crow now. He flipped the table and said domineeringly, "Difficult? Then I think we should just forget about it!"

But this situation is obviously not allowed now!

I could only suppress my anger and say, "I beg you, please come and save me! I don't want to be stuck here!"

The two people outside had had enough fun at this time, and Qin Ying said, "Okay, Teacher Zeng, I'll come in and save you."

After saying that, Qin Ying opened the door and walked in, but Qin Ying found that Bai Zhi also wanted to come in, so he quickly stopped her and asked, "What are you doing here?"

"Go in and help Teacher Zeng! And I also want to see what Teacher Zeng looks like now."

Qin Ying naturally wouldn't agree to his girlfriend looking at another man's butt, so he immediately said, "It's too ugly inside, you'd better wait outside."

After saying that, he pushed Baizhi out and locked the door.

However, when closing the door, Bai Zhi still caught a glimpse of it for a moment. She had to say that Zeng Xiaoxian's butt was indeed very white. If she slapped him, the red mark would probably stay for a long time, right?

Bai Zhi felt itchy and always wanted to go up and slap him, but Qin Ying helped her realize her idea.

After Qin Ying came in, he looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and asked with a smile, "Teacher Zeng, how did you get your butt stuck in the toilet? Is your butt that big?"

After Qin Ying said this, he pinched his nose and observed Zeng Xiaoxian from the side, then reached out his hand and slapped Zeng Xiaoxian on the butt in a mean manner.

"Oh~hiss~you are going to die, you hit me so hard!"

Qin Ying smiled embarrassedly and said: "Hehe, I can't help it, I can't help it, Teacher Zeng, your butt is really too tempting."

"Don't pay attention to my butt right now! Get me out first!"

"Okay, Teacher Zeng, I'll rescue you right away!"

However, Qin Ying couldn't think of any effective solution after looking at it for a long time. It seemed that he had no choice but to pull it hard!

"Teacher Zeng, I'll grab your hand and pull you over here. Let's work together!"

"it is good!"