Exile: Empty half of the capital and blow up the enemy's palace

Chapter 58 A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water

Tian San frowned and asked, "Do you know where there are any Taoist priests with great skills?"

The shopkeeper thought for a moment and said, "There's a Taoist master named Qian Banxian in this town who's quite powerful. He's gone to a nearby village to exorcise evil spirits, and he won't be back until tomorrow afternoon."

When I come back, I must ask Lao Qian to treat me to a meal, so that my efforts in promoting business to him will not be in vain.

Upon hearing this, Tian San decided to pretend to be sick and not travel tomorrow, waiting for Qian Banxian to come back to help him collect the dead pig spirit.

"Where does Qian Banxian live?" Tian San asked the shopkeeper.

The shopkeeper said, "It's the last one in town. There's a big statue of Zhong Kui at the door."

"Let's go back." When Tian San learned where Qian Banxian lived, he quickly ordered his men to carry him back.

Seeing that he was about to leave without paying, the shopkeeper shouted, "Sir, the dead pig hates people who take advantage of others the most."

The implication is: You take advantage of me, and you will be retaliated by the dead pig spirit.

Tian San frowned and reluctantly took out a few copper coins from his pocket and threw them on the table, "Here you go, I won't take advantage of others."

Shopkeeper: “…”

He didn't even give me the money, and still said I wasn't taking advantage.

So shameless!

No wonder he was haunted by the dead pig spirit!

Bah, bah, bah, there is no evil thing in this world, don’t scare yourself.

……

On the way back, Tian San lay on the stretcher, wondering whether Yun Qingqing was a dead pig spirit.

Suddenly, a light flashed in his mind, and he immediately had an idea: "Liu Er, tomorrow you should use boiling water to splash the girl from the Protectorate Mansion."

A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water. If that girl is not afraid of boiling water, she might be a dead pig spirit.

Liu Er's eyes widened, his face filled with horror as he said, "Sir, this won't do. Miss Nine is so vicious. If I pour boiling water on her, she'll beat me to death. And if she really is a dead pig spirit, pouring water on her like this will only irritate her and drive her crazy."

Tian San glared and said, "What are you afraid of? I will protect you and won't let her beat you to death. If you don't go, I will beat you to death."

It doesn't matter if one of his men dies, he wants to verify what kind of person that girl is.

Liu Er poured boiling water on her, which angered her and might reveal her true colors.

Liu Er's heart trembled, and he quickly nodded his head in response, but he secretly groaned in his heart.

He knew very well that Tian San was a cruel and ruthless man. If he did not obey his orders, he would probably be beaten to death.

However, this mission is really life-threatening. That girl is so cruel that pouring boiling water on her is like plucking hair from a tiger's head.

What's more, that girl might be a dead pig spirit. If she gets angry...

Liu Er didn't dare to think about that scene anymore.

Back at the inn, Tian San had Liu Er follow the innkeeper's instructions and stick the talismans in every corner of his room, and light the evil-repelling incense for him...

Remembering what the shopkeeper said about sincerity, Tian San muttered to himself: "Heaven and earth, please help me, Laozi, to help me take down that evil creature!"

The next day, at Tian San's request, Liu Er was trembling in the corridor with a pot of boiling water, waiting for Yun Qingqing to appear and pour the boiling water on her. Thinking of Yun Qingqing's cruelty, he was frightened and his hands couldn't help shaking.

No, if he poured boiling water on that cruel girl, she would really beat him to death.

It's better to go back and persuade the captain to give up this life-threatening decision.

Just as he was about to leave, Gu Feng suddenly appeared. Seeing him carrying a pot of boiling water, his hands trembling constantly, it was obvious that he was doing something sinful. Gu Feng immediately used his rich imagination and asked with a stern face, "Your hands are shaking constantly. Is it because you poisoned the boiling water? Do you want us to drink it and die?"

Liu Er was frightened by his words and shuddered. He hurriedly explained, "No, I didn't poison the water. I was just delivering it to our sergeant."

"Nonsense!" Gu Feng shouted, "Your lieutenant lives in the front yard, and you're here in the backyard delivering hot water. Your hands are shaking like a sly creature, and you're obviously up to something bad. Tell me, what do you want to do? If you don't, I'll tell Miss Nine, and she'll teach you a lesson."

Liu Er didn't know how to answer and turned around to run away. However, Gu Feng wouldn't let him get away. He grabbed him and pressed his acupoints to make him unable to move, then snatched the kettle from his hand.

"You can't run away. You dare to poison us? You really haven't been beaten enough!"

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