Exile: Empty half of the capital and blow up the enemy's palace

While Yun Qingqing was already fast asleep, Tian San was asking the owner of an exorcism shop in the town for good ways to exorcise evil spirits.

The shopkeeper asked, as usual, "Sir, do you feel a chill on your back, as if someone is blowing cool air on the back of your neck?"

Many people who feel that they are possessed by evil spirits will have this feeling.

Tian San thought about it seriously and said, "No."

How should I respond? I guess I need to ask it in a different way.

"Sir, how do you feel that there is an evil thing around you?" You can at least answer this question. If you say you don't know, I will ask you to leave.

Tian San told him in detail what happened to him, especially focusing on Yun Qingqing's weight, which was heavier than a dead pig.

"Is that girl fat?" the shopkeeper asked him, thinking that the girl might be a fat person weighing several hundred pounds, so she felt so heavy when she stepped on the official.

Tian San replied: "Not fat, just like a skinny monkey."

After hearing this, the shopkeeper thought to himself that this official might have been stimulated and his brain was not normal, so he was talking nonsense. How could a girl who was as skinny as a monkey weigh more than a dead pig?

Even with this thought, the shopkeeper remained calm, pretending to think seriously. Finally, he stroked his beard and said with a look of sudden enlightenment, "Sir, based on my many years of experience in exorcising evil spirits, you've been possessed by a dead pig spirit. When a dead pig spirit becomes a spirit, it's as strong as an ox, and if it steps on someone, they'll feel incredibly heavy."

He didn't believe that there were any evil things in the world. Evil things were just people scaring themselves.

Tian San's eyes widened. "What? Being possessed by a dead pig spirit? How could I be possessed by a dead pig spirit?"

Shop owner,...I have to ask you this, how do I know what has provoked you to talk nonsense in front of me?

At this time, an officer reminded him: "Sir, it may be because you ate the braised pork made from that dead pig last time, and the dead pig died with its eyes open, so it is pestering you."

When the shopkeeper heard this, he immediately became excited. Wow! This was a perfect coincidence! He quickly said, "Sir, this dead pig is so resentful because you ate it that it turned into a dead pig spirit and came to seek revenge on you."

Upon hearing this, Tian San's face suddenly changed drastically. His mind began to wander uncontrollably. He saw the phantom of the dead pig spirit asking him to return its meat. He couldn't help but shudder. He asked the shopkeeper anxiously, "What should I do? What can I do to get rid of the dead pig spirit's entanglement?"

Hehe, business is coming. The shopkeeper smiled secretly in his heart, and said to him seriously: "Don't worry, sir. I have the best evil-repelling talismans and evil-repelling incense to help you get rid of the entanglement of the pig spirit."

As he spoke, the shopkeeper pulled out several yellow paper talismans and a packet of incense from under the counter, handed them to Tian San, and explained in detail how to use them: "Sir, place one of these talismans in each of the four corners of your bedroom. Light the incense before bed and don't let it go out at night. If you are sincere, it will work. If you are not sincere, it will not work. You must be sincere to get rid of the dead pig spirit."

If he said this, the official would feel that his talisman paper and evil-repelling incense were useless, and then he could be said to be insincere.

"Is there anything that can subdue the dead pig monster? I want to subdue it." Tian San said. He wanted to subdue the dead pig monster and hand it over to the emperor in exchange for wealth and glory.

The shopkeeper said, "Sir, you need to find a Taoist priest with great skills to do this."

Please ask me where in this town I can find a Taoist priest with great powers.

I would like to recommend my good friend Qian Banxian to you.

It was also because he didn't know the Taoist's techniques for exorcising demons, otherwise he would have done it himself.

Anyway, there is nothing evil, it's just a pretense.