Traveling through the Immortal Realm: Starting from Becoming a Top-Level Furnace Cauldron

"Fuck, it's over!"

[Ding! Host swearing detected]

[Deduct 1 civilization points]

"It's already this late, and you're still busy deducting my points!" Lu Yuguan said to the system angrily.

Lu Yuguan looked at Li Chonglin's face, which was so wonderful.

"Yuguan, you rooster really gave this king a big surprise."

Li Chonglin had a dark face and looked unhappy.

"Um...would you like me to explain it first?"

Lu Yuguan rubbed his hands obsequiously, cautiously testing Li Chonglin's attitude.

"Miao'er, take the things away."

Li Chonglin frowned and waved his hand to let Miao'er take away the rooster and tea set.

Miao'er was so disgusted that she grimaced and her face looked like a chrysanthemum petal.

"Hiss..." Lu Yuguan couldn't help but gasp, thinking, "This big rooster is too proud. It disgusted Li Chonglin the moment it was served on the table."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk."

Lu Yuguan couldn't help but be amazed.

"You are quite leisurely, yet you make me suffer the wrath of a beast so early in the morning."

Li Chonglin said with gritted teeth.

"So what?" Lu Yuguan pouted innocently. "It wasn't me who told it to poop."

"Forget it... I won't bother with you."

Li Chonglin sighed. The person he chose would be favored no matter what.

"Don't be angry, I apologize."

Lu Yuguan squatted down and moved closer to Li Chonglin, blinking his big, pure and kind eyes, looking extremely innocent.

It was the first time that Li Chonglin saw Lu Yuguan surrender. This pitiful look instantly made Li Chonglin's anger disappear completely.

"Don't bring this kind of thing to see me next time." Li Chonglin said, holding his forehead.

"Okay, I remember."

Lu Yuguan nodded repeatedly, but he was thinking in his heart what new and interesting things he should bring to amuse Li Chonglin next time.

"It's almost time. Next, I will teach you the specific duties of a sword servant."

Li Chonglin smiled knowingly, looking at the harmless Lu Yuguan, and a strange idea came to his mind.

"Well, isn't it just to protect you? Don't you know my strength?"

Lu Yuguan rolled up his sleeves and flexed his non-existent biceps.

Li Chonglin smiled and shook his head, saying, "There's more to tell you than just this."

Lu Yuguan asked doubtfully, "What else is going on?"

"Take care of the dragon-patterned sword."

"The Dragon Patterned Sword is a royal treasure, and generations of sword servants have meticulously cared for it," Li Zhonglin said solemnly. "You must polish it daily to maintain its sharpness, and you must also regularly maintain it with special oil."

Lu Yuguan nodded, indicating that he understood: "Leave it to me, it's just a small problem."

"It's not that simple," Li Zhonglin paused and continued, "The Dragon Pattern Sword prefers purity—"

"Isn't that easier?" Lu Yuguan waved his hand. "I have a pure single spiritual root, much purer than others."

"No, I'm not talking about physical purity."

Li Chonglin looked at Lu Yuguan's face with a smile and opened his lips slightly.

"But the body is clean."

Lu Yuguan felt uneasy when Li Chonglin stared at him, and felt an inexplicable chill rising from his heart.

"What do you mean?" Lu Yuguan asked, "Do you want me to polish the sword naked?"

Li Chonglin just smiled and said nothing.

Lu Yuguan's pupils shrank suddenly, and he took several steps back, cursing loudly.

"Fuck you! You're a pervert, Li Chonglin!"

"I haven't said anything yet."

"Damn, wouldn't it be the same if anyone said it?"

"Different."

"Why is it different?"

Li Chonglin said slowly: "You said it yourself, so you must be responsible for your words."

Neuropathy!

Li Chonglin definitely took the wrong medicine.

"No way, I would never sell my chastity even if I die."

Lu Yuguan had just finished speaking when he realized that Li Chonglin in front of him had already tasted the sweetness, and he immediately blocked his mouth.

"This king will reward you accordingly."

"What reward?"

"Based on your performance, I might be able to say a few good words to Minister Bai and General Bai."

"That's it? You're so mean!" Lu Yuguan said angrily.

"I would like to specifically instruct General Bai not to disturb your sleep anymore." Li Chonglin said while crossing his legs.

"..."

How to do?

This reward is really good.

There is simply no reason to refuse.

[Is this all you have?] The system's mouth twitched.

It stared for a long time, but couldn't find a chance to complain.

"But it's really tempting."

Lu Yuguan struggled internally, but faced with the painful reward, he completely gave up thinking.

【Host, don't be fooled! 】

[Could it be possible that I could just send you off with just a few words?]

The system said encouragingly.

"You're right!" Lu Yuguan's eyes lit up, and after hearing what the system said, he immediately felt confident.

【Go, negotiate with him! 】

"it is good!"

Lu Yuguan mustered up his courage and glared at Li Chonglin.

"I want to change my clothes myself!"

"no problem."

"make a deal!"

【…】

It’s over.

If you run into Lu Yuguan, it’s your life.

The system looked at Lu Yuguan's smug look weakly. The silly boy thought he was smart. Li Chonglin opposite him could hardly hold back his smile.

"Then comes the second thing," Li Zhonglin coughed a few times and said to Lu Yuguan, "For safety reasons, you must taste my food yourself."

"Test the poison?" Lu Yuguan asked doubtfully.

"That's right, I can only eat food that has passed through your mouth." Li Chonglin said with a smile.

Lu Yuguan looked at Li Chonglin hesitantly, but the other party just looked at her gently, as if he had no bad intentions.

"Okay, I agree." Lu Yuguan thought for a moment and replied.

"As expected of Yuguan, you're so courageous," Li Chonglin couldn't help but applaud. "Then there's only one last thing left."

"Hurry up and tell me." Lu Yuguan urged.

"Given the potential danger to my life, you must stay by my side at all times." Li Zhonglin smiled slyly and said slowly, "Even when I go to bed, this applies."

"Fuck you! Li Chonglin, you're clearly just after my body!"

Lu Yuguan finally couldn't help but lose his temper. If Li Chonglin had done something offensive unintentionally before, then these words were naked harassment!

"I swear I will never do anything to you."

Li Chonglin said with a serious face.

"Li Chonglin, don't think that I don't know what's going on in your mind. You're a complete pervert!" Lu Yuguan cursed.

"Yuguan, trust me," Li Zhonglin said seriously, "I promise that if I do anything out of the ordinary while sleeping, I will let you deal with me."

Lu Yuguan stared at Li Chonglin angrily.

Li Chonglin looked at Lu Yuguan sincerely.

The two were silent for several seconds, but neither of them spoke first.

"You renew your vows."

"I swear, I will never bully you."