Traveling through the Immortal Realm: Starting from Becoming a Top-Level Furnace Cauldron

early morning.

The first ray of dawn shines on Longhua Kingdom.

It also shines on Lu Yuguan's tender buttocks.

giggle-

The rooster outside the window began to crow, pulling Lu Yuguan out of Zhou Gong's drinking party.

"It's so noisy!"

Lu Yuguan blocked his ears with a pillow and couldn't help cursing.

"Young master, it's time to get up. His Royal Highness the Crown Prince's carriage is already parked at the gate of the mansion." Daiyu said as she pushed open the door.

Lu Yuguan sat up sleepily, his moist skin looking particularly attractive in the sunlight.

"Master, it's time to wash up."

Lu Yuguan's brain was confused for a long time before he finally came to his senses.

He struggled to open his eyelids and saw Daiyu's face clearly through the cracks.

"Where did the rooster come from..." Lu Yuguan asked in confusion with a frown.

"It's the rooster that the eldest master found." Daiyu said as she picked up the clothes and pulled Lu Yuguan to put them on.

"Brother? What does he want to do with a rooster?" Lu Yuguan asked in confusion.

Daiyu explained awkwardly, "Last night, the eldest son was chatting with the head of the family. He said that Third Young Master, you were disrespectful in the palace and even contradicted the Crown Prince. He insisted that the head of the family punish you."

What the hell!

The corners of Lu Yuguan's mouth twitched.

"The head of the family said, 'Third Young Master, there's nothing wrong with you, except that you like... to sleep in.' So the eldest son had someone release a rooster in the yard," Daiyu said hesitantly. "It's said that this is the loudest rooster in the Bai Mansion."

Lu Yuguan lost all his sleepiness and looked out the window angrily.

"Where is it? Where is it? You dare to disturb my sleep? I will roast this rooster!"

The yard is lush and green, and the small pond is full of lotus flowers.

There was indeed a big red-crowned rooster standing there beautifully in the grass by the pond, and Qingwen was squatting on the ground feeding it.

"Third Young Master——"

Qingwen saw Lu Yuguan's face and greeted him through the window.

"Damn it, it's that chicken, right?" Lu Yuguan put on his clothes, rolled up his sleeves and prepared to go to the small garden. "Today, either the chicken dies or I can't sleep!"

"Hey, hey, hey, Master, don't be impulsive," Daiyu hurriedly stopped Lu Yuguan and said, "The eldest master also said that if the rooster dies, he will bring another one tomorrow."

Taro paste and coconut!

Lu Yuguan was in tears. He would rather Bai Xiao locked him up in a small dark room and made him copy the house rules than have his sleep disturbed.

I was already upset because I didn’t get enough sleep in my original world, but I didn’t expect that I still couldn’t get a good night’s sleep after traveling through time.

"Bai Xiao, you big bastard!" Lu Yuguan roared to the sky.

[Ding! Host swearing detected]

[Deduct 1 civilization points]

The system prompt sounded as promised.

Lu Yuguan: Grass.

"Third Young Master, shut up! Be careful that the eldest young master hears you!" Daiyu hurried forward and covered Lu Yuguan's mouth.

Lu Yuguan pulled Daiyu's hand away unwillingly and said nonchalantly, "Why? He bullied me, and I can't say a word?"

"Besides, if I curse in my own yard, how can he hear me?"

"The eldest young master lives next door." Daiyu reminded.

Lu Yuguan: ...

"What if he doesn't wake up?"

"The eldest master woke up a long time ago and is now lifting stones to practice physical training in the other courtyard." Daiyu said cautiously.

Before Lu Yuguan could say anything, he heard a loud noise coming from the other side of the garden wall.

bah—

The huge rock hit the ground, and the frequency of the vibration made Lu Yuguan's feet feel as if electric currents were passing through them.

"Is that Big Brother's yard?"

Lu Yuguan pointed in the direction of the sound and swallowed.

"Yes." Daiyu replied.

That's it.

Swearing at someone in front of the person in question.

What's the difference between this and taking a shit in the street in public?

Lu Yuguan's eyes went dark, and he felt that this was the end of his life.

"Third brother, did you sleep well?"

Bai Xiao's laughter came from the other side of the wall, and Lu Yuguan's face looked more miserable than if he had eaten poop.

"If you are interested, how about coming and practicing with big brother?" Bai Xiao said.

"Forget it, big brother. The Crown Prince needs me for something else." Lu Yuguan twitched his lips and taunted, "Big brother, you're up so early. Isn't there any young lady asking you out to play?"

"Lu Yuguan!——"

An angry roar came from behind the wall, followed by the sound of a door slamming. Lu Yuguan quickly ran away, ready to take emergency shelter.

"Come on!"

Lu Yuguan jumped out of the yard and was about to run away when he caught a glimpse of the big rooster out of the corner of his eye and immediately had evil thoughts.

Royal palace, back garden.

Li Chonglin leaned against the stone table, quietly sipping tea.

There are less than three days left before departure for Nanzhou. Taking advantage of the last time, Li Chonglin plans to cultivate a good relationship with Lu Yuguan.

He couldn't guarantee that Lu Yuguan would have affairs again after going to Nanzhou.

When talking about this, Li Chonglin thought of Zhao Zimo and became angry again.

Although Zhao Zimo has returned to Xin Zhao, what he said in the court that day still pierces Li Chonglin's heart like a thorn.

"Xin Zhao's Crown Princess? Humph, come and snatch her away if you're brave enough!"

Li Chonglin curled the corners of his mouth, sipped the tea from the jade cup, and felt confident.

He is very clear about the principle that those who are close to water get the moon first.

"Your Highness, Master Lu is here."

Miao'er came from the door with Lu Yuguan, shouting.

"finally come."

Li Chonglin smiled and looked up, but only for a moment before a strange expression suddenly appeared on his face.

I saw Lu Yuguan holding his chest tightly, as if he was hiding something.

"Li Chonglin, the security in your palace is too strict. Why do they have to check everything?" Lu Yuguan grumbled unhappily, "I had to sneak it in under my clothes."

Seeing Lu Yuguan's pitiful and complaining look, Li Chonglin immediately became interested.

"We must investigate. What if someone tries to assassinate me?"

"Come on, who would dare to sneak in and assassinate the prince?" Lu Yuguan rolled his eyes.

"Didn't I give you the token? Why don't you use it?" Li Chonglin raised his eyebrows.

"I would like to use it, but do you think I have the time to spare?" Lu Yuguan said in a loud voice.

Li Chonglin was almost amused by Lu Yuguan's funny appearance. He pointed to the seat next to him and motioned Lu Yuguan to sit down first.

Lu Yuguan shook his head and said, "Don't worry, I'll give you a gift."

"What gift?" Li Chonglin asked curiously.

"Hehe, look carefully and don't blink!" Lu Yuguan approached Li Chonglin's face mysteriously.

"Show yourself, little darling!—"

After saying that, Lu Yuguan opened his arms, and a chicken head immediately popped out from the bulging part of his chest.

“Hook!”

"Ding ding ding ding! Surprise!" Lu Yuguan said with a smile.

Li Chonglin and the rooster looked at each other, their eyes wide open.

Oh no, cross-eyed.

Li Chonglin:……?

Miao'er was so scared that she took a step back. She didn't expect Lu Yuguan to hide a rooster.

"This is... the gift you gave me?" Li Chonglin's mouth twitched.

"This is not an ordinary chicken," Lu Yuguan said, looking at him seriously, "This is a chicken that can wake you up!"

Chicken: "Hook."

As the rooster crowed, it flapped its wings violently, jumped out in the blink of an eye, and jumped onto the stone table.

"Look, how lively!" Lu Yuguan said proudly.

Li Chonglin turned his head to look at the stone table. A rooster was standing on the table with its head held high and its chest puffed out, its feathers shining with a metallic luster in the sun.

The rooster seemed to feel the gazes of the three people and suddenly stretched its neck.

"Puff-"

A pile of black and white chicken shit fell straight into the cup.