Why didn't you tell me earlier that my little sister is still waiting for me?

Seeing that everyone was still staring at him blankly, Lin Bufan shouted without even looking up, "If you don't hurry up and catch the fish, Sang Biao will win!"

After Lin Bufan reminded them, everyone realized that Sang Biao had not even looked at Lin Bufan. At this moment, he was happily splashing in the water with his butt sticking up. Every time he scooped up a fish with his dog paws, he could catch one, and the fish basket was almost full.

"That's not fair!" Yang Mi stomped her feet in anger, splashing water all over Peng Peng's face. "How come that bastard is catching fish like he's on a whim?"

Teacher He wiped his sweat, smiled wryly, and quickened his movements: "Brother Biao, are you using all your life's skills?"

Lin Bufan flipped a page of the book and lazily added, "Hurry up! If you can't even beat a dog, you're too weak!"

"Shut up!" the four of them shouted in unison. Yang Mi even picked up a ball of mud and pretended to throw it, but Teacher He quickly stopped her: "No, no, no, Mimi, your image, your image!"

Zifeng's sister suddenly cried out "Ouch!" and pointed at Sang Biao's fish basket and exclaimed, "Brother Biao's basket is full to the brim!" Everyone turned their heads and saw Sang Biao holding a big carp in his dog's mouth and stuffing it into the basket. The fish's tail slapped their faces, but Sang Biao refused to let go.

Seeing this scene, the four of them couldn't help but sigh, wasn't it agreed that this was a slow variety show? Why did it get so tangled up?

correct!

It’s all Lin’s fault!

It was he who proposed this bet, but he still refused to participate. This is such a bad guy!

Also - it's okay that the man surnamed Lin is not a human, but the dog he raised is too much of a dog, isn't it?

Isn't this just a variety show? Why are you working so hard? Don't you know that this makes us look incompetent?

……

As the group muttered, Director Chen from the "Yearning" production team took a look and felt that the footage was almost finished, so he made an "OK" gesture to Teacher He. Teacher He understood, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and shouted to the people in the fish pond: "It's almost time, we should go back!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Bufan immediately jumped up from the beach chair, ran to the shore in two steps, and reached out to pull Sister Zifeng: "Come, be careful, I'll pull you up."

Sister Zifeng's little hands were wet, and her face turned red when Lin Bufan held them. She lowered her head and whispered, "Thank you, Brother Bufan."

Seeing this, Yang Mi rolled her eyes in annoyance and tried to climb up by herself. Lin Bufan was quick to grab Yang Mi's wrist and said, "Sister Mi, let me help you."

"I thought you couldn't see me!" Yang Mi said this, but she didn't shake off Lin Bufan's hand and used his strength to get ashore.

As for Peng Peng and Teacher He, Lin Bufan could only say that he was powerless. After all, he only had two hands, right?

Just when everyone was checking each other's harvest to see if theirs was the least, Sang Biao, Xiao H's family of six, and their dog came over stealthily!

Seeing that Sang Biao was behaving out of character and no longer as arrogant as before, Lin Bufan immediately realized that Sang Biao was up to no good!

as predicted!

After sneaking over, Sang Biao led Xiao H's family of six and suddenly shook the water droplets on their fur towards Lin Bufan frantically.

Under normal circumstances, Lin Bufan could have dodged it with just a flash, but that was not possible now. Sister Zifeng and Yang Mi were right next to him. If he dodged, it would definitely be Sister Zifeng and Yang Mi who would suffer. Our Master Lin is a standard gentleman, so he would naturally not do such a thing.

Obviously, Sang Biao also noticed this, so he took action. It can be said that he is quite insidious and cunning!

But as the saying goes, the devil is one foot high, but the Tao is ten feet higher!

Sang Biao thought he was finally going to succeed, and was about to show joy, but he saw Lin Bufan protecting Zifeng's sister and Yang Mi behind him with one hand, and quickly pulling out the parasol stuck in the ground with the other hand and blocking it in front of him!

"Hualala--" Water droplets hit the umbrella like a rainstorm. Lin Bufan laughed triumphantly and said, "You bastard, you think you can plot against me? You're still a hundred years away!"

After Sang Biao finished swinging his umbrella, Lin Bufan put it away. Just as he was about to continue mocking Sang Biao, he felt a resentful aura coming from beside him. The resentment was so great that it was comparable to that of a concubine who was banished to the cold palace!

Turning his head, Lin Bufan realized that he had been so focused on holding an umbrella for Zifeng and Yang Mi that he had completely forgotten about Teacher He and Peng Peng. The two of them were splashed with water and were staring at him with resentful eyes.

"Ahem—" Lin Bufan scratched his head awkwardly. "Teacher He, Peng Peng, Sister Zifeng and Sister Mi are girls, so I'll take care of them more. I think you two can understand, right?"

Teacher He: “…”

Peng Peng: “…”

Seeing that Teacher He and Peng Peng didn't say anything, Lin Bufan knew that they had agreed, so he hurriedly told everyone to get up and go back to the village!

Because there is no scale here, everyone needs to carry the fish they catch back to the village to be weighed, and then they can exchange them for supplies with the program team and determine the final winner.

Although we haven't weighed them yet and don't know the exact weight, at a glance we can see that Sangbiao has the most, with a full basket already.

Then there is Teacher He, Peng Peng, and Sister Zifeng. As for the least, it is undoubtedly Yang Mi!

Carrying the fish back to the village was no problem for the others, but when it came to Sang Biao, he was a bit troubled. It was not that Sang Biao could not carry it, but because the fish basket was designed for people, Sang Biao was like a dog biting a hedgehog, he really had no idea where to start.

"Woof woof!" Sang Biao circled the fish basket twice, swinging his tail anxiously.

Seeing this, Lin Bufan squatted down with a smile: "You little bastard, do you want me to carry you?"

Sang Biao circled around Lin Bufan twice, his eyes full of suspicion, obviously thinking that Lin Bufan had bad intentions!

Lin Bufan spread his hands innocently: "It's because you can't recite it. If you don't want to, then forget it. Anyway, when the results are calculated in the end, those who don't fish will automatically be at the bottom."

To be honest, Sang Biao really didn't want Lin Bufan to help him, but after looking around, Sang Biao found that only Lin Bufan could help him. As for the other people's small bodies, Sang Biao was really afraid that they would be crushed by them.

After hesitating for a long time, Sang Biao finally nodded reluctantly.

Lin Bufan immediately smiled and directly carried the fish basket on his back: "That's right, we are friends now!"

On the way back, Yang Mi quietly approached Lin Bufan and said in a low voice, "Brother Lin, can you give me some fish?"

Seeing the fish take the bait, Lin Bufan couldn't help but grin secretly, but his face was full of disgust as he said, "Serves you right! Who told you to just complain and not take the fishing seriously? The teacher taught us since we were young that we should be serious and work hard. You and sister Zifeng and Pengpeng are not much different. If you had tried a little harder, wouldn't you have won?"

Yang Mi was so angry that her teeth were itching. I am complaining because of you. If it wasn’t for you, you bastard, would I have complained?

Although she was secretly complaining, Yang Mi put on an even sweeter smile: "Washing dishes is very harmful to your hands. Can you bear to see my delicate hands being destroyed by detergent?"

"So dishwashing liquid is so harmful to your hands?" Lin Bufan covered his mouth exaggeratedly, his eyes wide open.

"Yes, yes! Look at my hands - if they are damaged by detergent, how can I film in the future?" Yang Mi's eyes lit up, and she thought Lin Bufan had softened his heart, and immediately nodded like a chicken pecking at rice!

However, Lin Bufan slapped his thigh and said excitedly: "If that's the case, then I can't give it to you! If I give the fish to you, won't Sister Zifeng lose? I can't bear to let Sister Zifeng get her hands hurt!"

"You——" Yang Mi pointed at Lin Bufan and was so angry that she couldn't speak!

As expected, there is no good man in this world!

With a new love, forget the old love!

After a brief thought, Yang Mi came up with another idea: "Silly you! Give me a few fish, and when Zifeng loses and has to wash the dishes, you can take the initiative to help her. This way, you two can be alone together, and she will be extra grateful to you!"

In fact, Lin Bufan had planned this from the beginning. Even if Yang Mi didn't come to him, he would take the initiative to go to Yang Mi. Now that Yang Mi brought it up herself, Lin Bufan immediately agreed and said, "Okay, okay, since you are so pitiful, I will give you a few."

Lin Bufan didn't expect that because he agreed so quickly, Yang Mi immediately became suspicious: "Wait, could it be that you planned all this a long time ago?"

Lin Bufan was shocked, but pretended to be angry and embarrassed: "If you say so, then I won't give it to you!"

"No, no, no!" Yang Mi quickly grabbed Lin Bufan's arm and instantly put on a sweet smile: "I was wrong, I was wrong, it was you who pitied me~"

Lin Bufan snorted lightly: "That's better." Then he secretly took a few fish from the basket and stuffed them into Yang Mi's fish basket.

However, this scene happened to be seen by Peng Peng who turned around. He immediately came over and stared at Lin Bufan with resentful eyes: "Master..."

Lin Bufan coughed awkwardly twice: "That... is too heavy. I'll ask your sister Mi to help share it."

Peng Peng was obviously not so easily fooled. He pressed on, "Master, if you think it's too heavy, I can help carry it!"

Seeing Peng Peng chasing him, Lin Bufan raised his foot and kicked him on the butt: "Don't worry, sister Zifeng has less fish than you, it's not your turn to wash the dishes!"

Peng Peng rubbed his butt and thought about it. He felt that it made sense, so he walked away happily.

However, what Lin Bufan and Peng Peng didn't know was that Yang Mi turned around and secretly gave a few of the fish she got from Lin Bufan to Zifeng's sister...

When they returned to the Mushroom House for the weigh-in, the results stunned everyone - Sang Biao was still firmly in first place, Teacher He was second, Sister Zifeng was unexpectedly third, Yang Mi was fourth, and poor Peng Peng was at the bottom.

Peng Peng looked at Lin Bufan aggrievedly, as if saying, Master, didn’t you say it’s not my turn?

Lin Bufan lowered his head and counted the remaining fish in the basket, pretending not to notice Peng Peng's sad look.

Lin Bufan felt that he couldn't be blamed for this. He was deceived by Yang Mi. To be precise, he was also a victim, okay?

At dinner, Mr. Huang prepared a feast using the fish everyone had caught. Afterward, although Peng Peng was supposed to wash the dishes according to the bet, everyone tacitly cleaned up together.

As I said, you still have to establish your character when you appear on a variety show!

Lin Bufan, who doesn't need to establish a persona, naturally speaks from the heart!

Lin Bufan wiped the table while taking credit for it: "Peng Peng, is the master good to you? Are you touched?"

Peng Peng immediately rushed over exaggeratedly, hugged Lin Bufan's thighs, and cried: "Master! You are so good to me! I am so touched! From now on, you are my dear master! My life is yours!"

Lin Bufan pushed Peng Peng's head away in disdain: "That's all over the place! Your acting is too exaggerated, like some idiot at the village entrance!"

Everyone burst into laughter. Teacher He slammed his head on the table and said, "Peng Peng, your acting class is taught by the physical education teacher, right?"

Teacher Huang couldn't help laughing: "I think even Xiao H performed better than you!"

Sang Biao took out his phone and typed: [I can testify that Peng Peng's acting skills are indeed worse than a dog's! ]

Yang Mi laughed so hard that her body shook uncontrollably: "Brother Biao, your words are too hurtful, aren't they?"

Sister Zifeng covered her mouth and laughed secretly, her eyes curved into crescents.

After clearing the dishes, everyone gathered in the pavilion to drink tea and chat. The night breeze blew gently, carrying a faint floral scent. The distant croaking of frogs and chirping of insects intertwined into a summer night symphony.

"Afan, what are you busy with recently? I heard that you have a new work to share with everyone?" Teacher He took a sip of tea and asked casually.

Of course, this is definitely not random. Xiaofan Entertainment had already communicated with the program team in advance in order to promote "Battle of the Forbidden City"!

However, Lin Bufan, who was reading sister Zifeng's palm at this time, did not pay any attention to what Teacher He was saying!

Lin Bufan grabbed Sister Zifeng's hand and studied her palm lines seriously: "Sister Zifeng, your life line is very long. You can definitely live to be a hundred years old! Your career line is also good, but your love line is a bit complicated..."

Sister Zifeng blushed and asked in a low voice, "Brother Bufan, can you really read palms?"

"Of course!" Lin Bufan assured with a solemn oath, "My master is a peerless master, rare in heaven and unrivaled on earth! He knows astronomy and geography, and can predict the future five hundred years from now! He is proficient in medicine, martial arts, music, chess, calligraphy, physiognomy, divination, the art of war, feng shui, astrology, military tactics, poetry, mechanical arithmetic, alchemy, medicine training, animal and poultry breeding, farming, fishing and hunting, weaving and tailoring, cooking and winemaking, carpentry and stonemasonry, metallurgy and forging, hawk training and dog training, horse training and carriage training, elephant riding and tiger riding, dragon and phoenix riding... There is nothing he can't do!"

Lin Bufan finished speaking in one breath, his face not red and his breath not out of breath, just like a street performer. Sister Zifeng was stunned, her mouth wide open: "Wow... so amazing?"

"Of course not!" Lin Bufan proudly stroked his non-existent beard. "Although I can't compare with my master, I still know a thing or two about some simple physiognomy!"

When Teacher He saw that the topic had gone off track, he quickly coughed twice!

But unfortunately, Lin Bufan still didn't notice it!

There was no other way, so Teacher He could only raise his voice: "Afan, stop touching me first, let's talk about your new movie first!"