Why didn't you tell me earlier that my little sister is still waiting for me?

After hearing Lin Bufan's suggestion, everyone showed an interested expression. After all, it was a program recording and it was always good to have some highlights.

Yang Mi squatted down and touched Little H's head, and said doubtfully, "But can Little H and the others catch fish? Don't let them fail to catch any fish and end up asking us to take care of them."

Lin Bufan patted his chest confidently and said, "This is easy. Just let Sang Biao teach them. After all, dogs are born to swim."

"Sounds interesting, let's do it!" Teacher He smiled and clapped his hands, greeting everyone: "Come on, come on, sign up is open. Anyone want to be in a group with Brother Biao?"

"Me, me, me!" Peng Peng was the first to raise his hand: "Brother Biao is so smart, he will definitely catch a lot of fish!"

Yang Mi rolled her eyes: "Xiao Pengpeng, I was the one who saw Brother Biao first, you can't snatch him from me!"

Zifeng's sister raised her hand weakly: "Well... I also want to be in the same group with Brother Biao..."

Obviously, everyone saw that Sang Biao was a big shot, so they all wanted to be in the same group with Sang Biao. Lin Bufan naturally thought so too, but he didn't do it to curry favor with someone.

Because from the very beginning, when Lin Bufan proposed the idea of ​​forming a human-dog team, he had a plan, which was to be lazy in a reasonable way. And the premise of being lazy in a reasonable way was, of course, to be lazy and not let others gossip about it, and this naturally required Sang Biao's contribution!

"Since everyone wants to team up with Sang Biao, for the sake of fairness, why don't we decide it by rock-paper-scissors? Whoever wins gets to choose first!" Lin Bufan suggested, shaking his fist.

Everyone looked at each other and thought the proposal was fair, so they all nodded in agreement. Teacher He also came over with great interest: "Come on, add me in!"

Yang Mi blinked in surprise: "Teacher He, you want to participate too?"

Teacher He put his hands on his hips, pretending to be angry: "Why, I can't join?"

"I just thought you were better at washing dishes than us, so you don't need Brother Biao's help!" As soon as the words came out of her mouth, Yang Mi realized that she had said the wrong thing and immediately covered her mouth. Then, she felt that this was not okay, so she quickly let go and explained: "No, no! I meant to say that Teacher He is good at catching fish and doesn't need Sang Biao's help!"

Peng Peng ignored Yang Mi's explanation and immediately started to tease her, "Sister Mi, stop trying to make excuses. You just want Teacher He to wash the dishes!"

Sister Zifeng also covered her mouth and laughed, her eyes were so narrow that only a slit remained!

"Okay, Mimi!" Teacher He clutched his chest and acted sad. "I didn't expect you to take the lead in bullying an old man like me!"

Yang Mi stamped her feet anxiously: "Teacher He, I was wrong! That's not what I meant!"

"Alright, alright, stop making noise." Teacher He smiled and waved his hands, "Let's play rock-paper-scissors quickly. If we delay any longer, Teacher Huang will rush us."

"Rock, paper, scissors!" everyone shouted in unison, extending their hand gestures at the same time.

Lin Bufan's mouth curled up slightly, and a sly glint flashed in his eyes. With his current abnormal physical fitness, he could see the direction of everyone's punches the moment their fingers began to move.

Teacher He played paper, Yang Mi and Peng Peng played scissors, and sister Zifeng played rock. Seeing that there was no chance of winning, Lin Bufan also played paper at random.

Because there were so many people, no one was eliminated for several rounds in a row. However, draws could not always occur. When it came to the seventh round, Lin Bufan finally found an opportunity!

The moment everyone made their move, Lin Bufan immediately noticed that Teacher He and Sister Zifeng were about to use cloth, while Yang Mi and Peng Peng were about to use scissors. Seeing the opportunity, Lin Bufan curled his lips and followed suit with scissors.

"Ah! I lost?" Sister Zifeng looked at her lonely cloth and her face fell.

As an old variety show host, Mr. He naturally knew how to behave now. He simply held his head in his hands with an expression of disbelief, as if the sky had fallen!

Seeing this, Zifeng's sister immediately stepped forward to comfort and support, while Lin Bufan and the other two continued to compete for the ownership of Sang Biao!

Because of the reduction in the number of people, a draw did not occur again. Peng Peng's scissors were directly smashed by Lin Bufan and Yang Mi's stones at the same time!

"This isn't fair!" Peng Peng wailed, squatting on the ground and drawing circles. "Master, you must be cheating!"

Lin Bufan kicked Peng Peng on the butt: "Stop slandering your master! You should think about who you will choose!"

Now only Lin Bufan and Yang Mi were left to face off. Yang Mi suddenly blinked her eyes and clasped her hands together in a pleading gesture: "Junior Lin, please let me go. I'm a girl~"

Lin Bufan rubbed the goose bumps on his arms: "Sister Mi, being cute is for someone of Zifeng's age. You're driving beyond your age and it's easy to overturn."

Yang Mi instantly exploded, picked up the fishing net on the ground and rushed towards Lin Bufan: "Lin Bufan! Who did you say was driving over the age limit?! I will beat you to death today!"

"Sister Mi, calm down! I was wrong!" Lin Bufan turned and ran, circling the pond while shouting, "Help! Murder! A popular actress is killing people in broad daylight!"

Teacher He quickly stepped forward to stop Yang Mi: "Mi Mi, calm down! Killing is against the law!"

Sister Zifeng also advised: "Sister Mi, pay attention to your image!"

Peng Peng looked at Lin Bufan with eyes full of admiration: "As expected of my master, you are truly amazing!"

Sang Biao excitedly pulled out his phone and typed: [Let's fight! I bet on Lin Gou to lose!]

……

In the end, after everyone's persuasion and Lin Bufan's apology, Yang Mi finally gave up chasing Lin Bufan!

After standing still again, although Yang Mi did not take action, her eyes looking at Lin Bufan were full of murderous intent!

Being stared at like that by Yang Mi, Lin Bufan couldn't help but feel uncomfortable, so he decided to try to save the situation: "Sister Mi, to express my apology, let's play two out of three, and I'll count one as your win. In other words, in the next two games, as long as you can beat me once, you win!"

Yang Mi crossed her arms, showing no sign of appreciation. "Don't try that on me. I won't forgive you!"

Seeing this, Lin Bufan had no choice but to spread his hands and said, "Well, let's decide the outcome in one round."

Yang Mi suddenly showed a sly smile: "I just said that I won't forgive you, I didn't say that I don't agree with your plan."

"Ah?! Is this still possible?"

"Stop talking nonsense and get started!"

"rock-paper-scissors!"

In the first round, Lin Bufan chose rock and Yang Mi chose scissors.

"rock-paper-scissors!"

In the second game, Lin Bufan played cloth and Yang Mi played stone.

Under Lin Bufan's dimensionality reduction attack, Yang Mi lost both games very happily, in no more than five seconds!

Let me put it this way, until she went down to the fish pond, Yang Mi still couldn't figure out how she lost!

After the winner was decided, Teacher He clapped his hands and called out to everyone: "Come on, let's follow the order of the rock-paper-scissors game just now. Afan chooses first, then Mimi, Pengpeng, and finally my sister Zifeng and I."

Lin Bufan rushed to Sang Biao, who was trying to run away, and grabbed its neck: "I choose Sang Biao!"

Sang Biao was held in mid-air, kicking with all four claws. He angrily pulled out his phone and typed: [Let me go! I want to choose my own teammates!]

"It's too late!" Lin Bufan said with a smug smile: "The winner of rock-paper-scissors has the first choice, that's the rule!"

Yang Mi glared at Lin Bufan angrily, then turned and walked towards Xiao H: "Then I choose Xiao H!"

Peng Peng scratched his head and looked at the remaining dogs: "I choose...Little O!"

Zifeng and Teacher He automatically got the four puppies, Pots, Pans, and Bowls. Teacher He smiled wryly and shook his head: "Our team is at a disadvantage. The two of them combined are not even half the size of Brother Biao."

“Don’t worry, Teacher He,” Zifeng’s sister squatted down and touched the heads of the pots and pans: “We can win by numbers!”

After forming the team, everyone rushed to the fish pond with their teammates without stopping, as if they would lose if they were slower.

However, Lin Bufan was not in a hurry. Instead, he slowly walked to the end with Sang Biao in his arms: "You bastard, why did you come to participate in the show?"

Sang Biao glanced at Lin Bufan and typed: [Nonsense, of course it's to increase followers! ]

"Yes, we are here to increase our followers!" Lin Bufan slapped his thigh and said excitedly, "If you want to increase your followers quickly, you must at least have some shots, and they have to be those highlight shots, so that people will like you!

If we go fishing together, do you think I'll get at least half of the shots?

If we win, regardless of how much effort I put in, shouldn't I get half the credit?"

Although he was reluctant to admit it, Sang Biao still nodded!

Seeing this, Lin Bufan continued to deceive, bah, and continued to analyze to Sang Biao: "But if you go down by yourself, then the situation will be different. Then all the shots will definitely be yours. If you can still win, it will be even more amazing. The audience will definitely praise you to the sky, and your fan base will definitely increase dramatically by then, right?"

Sang Biao tilted his head and thought for a moment, his eyes gradually brightening as he quickly typed: [It's a deal, I'll go down by myself. If you dare to go down last and take advantage, I'll bite you to death!]

Lin Bufan patted his chest with a righteous look on his face and said, "Don't worry, I, Lin, am a man of my word. I will not go down unless I say so. I will do the logistics work for you on the shore and help you take good care of the fish you catch!"

After receiving Lin Bufan's assurance, Sang Biao jumped directly into the pond with a "plop", splashing water more than a meter high. The dog deliberately twisted its body the moment it entered the water, trying to splash water on Lin Bufan. Unfortunately, Lin Bufan knew it too well and had already stepped back when Sang Biao jumped, perfectly avoiding all the splashes.

"Master, why don't you come down?" Peng Peng had already caught a silver carp weighing about two kilograms with a net bag. Seeing that Lin Bufan did not come down, he asked in confusion.

Lin Bufan put his hands in his pockets, looking relaxed: "Sang Biao said that it would be a bit of a bully for the two of us to come down together. It can defeat all of you by itself, so just let me watch from the shore."

"Tsk—" Yang Mi swung the fishing net dismissively. "Everyone can brag. You'll definitely be the one washing the dishes today!"

Teacher He also smiled and shook his head: "Afan, your excuse for being lazy is too perfunctory, isn't it?"

"It's not that I'm lazy, it's that Sang Biao is too competitive. You should try to catch more fish and let it know that there are always people better than you. Don't let the end be that you can't even beat a dog, otherwise Sang Biao will laugh at you." Lin Bufan shrugged and showed a naughty smile.

Under Lin Bufan's encouragement, the pond suddenly became lively. Teacher He and sister Zifeng worked together to surround the fish with a fishing net. Peng Peng rushed to grab them directly, while Yang Mi carefully scooped them up with a net bag.

"Splash!" A plump carp slipped away from Peng Peng's hand, splashing water all over his face. Seeing this, Sang Biao immediately swam over, dived down, and when he floated up again, he already had the fish in his mouth.

"Brother Biao is awesome!" Peng Peng wiped his face and praised sincerely.

Yang Mi was not to be outdone, and worked with Xiao H to catch a crucian carp with a net.

Lin Bufan, who was standing by the fish pond and watching all this, felt his back was burning from the sun, so he thought of finding a shady place. However, after looking around, he found that there was not even a tree around the fish pond.

So, Lin Bufan walked away. Seeing this, the staff of the program team hurriedly asked Lin Bufan what he was going to do. Lin Bufan said that he was going to the toilet!

After hearing this simple and unpretentious reason, the cameraman immediately frowned. It would be fine if you just urinated and defecated anywhere, but you just said it directly. Don’t you have any idol baggage at all?

There was no way out, because Lin Bufan’s reasons were too strong, the cameraman had to stay where he was!

After turning a small dirt slope and confirming that there was no one around, Lin Bufan quickly took out a parasol and a beach chair from the system space.

But Lin Bufan always felt that something was missing!

correct!

And there has to be iced Coke!

but--

Other things can be picked up, but you can’t say that this iced cola was picked up as well, right?

After some hesitation, Lin Bufan did not take the iced cola back, but drank it all in one breath!

When Lin Bufan leisurely strolled back to the fish pond carrying a parasol and a beach chair, with a copy of "The Dragon King Protector of the Nation", a work by a famous contemporary writer, tucked under his arm, the people who were trying hard to catch fish were stunned.

"Master, where did you get this?" Peng Peng's eyes widened and the fishing net in his hand almost fell into the water.

Lin Bufan put the parasol and beach chair on the ground and said casually, "Oh, I just picked them up over there. I guess they are things that others don't want."

"Found it?!" Yang Mi wiped the water off her face and pointed at the practically new parasol. "How could it be found if it's this new? Do you think we're three-year-olds?"

Teacher He also came to the shore, holding his knees and panting. "Afan, could this be a villager who temporarily left it on the ridge of the field?"

Lin Bufan had already comfortably laid out on the beach chair, flipping through a novel. "It's okay, I left a note over there. If anyone comes looking for it, just give it back to them."

Zifeng's sister stood in the fish pond holding Xiaopiao and asked weakly, "Brother Bufan, what did you write on the note?"

"Just write 'I want to borrow the umbrella chair. Please come to the fish pond if you want to pick it up.'" Lin Bufan crossed his legs and suddenly slapped his forehead. "Oh, and also drew a smiley face and wrote the contact number of the 'Yearning' production team."

Everyone:...

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