The human trafficker turned himself in to the police station and said he was hiding from me

The two started fighting as soon as they met.

The doctors and nurses were scared to death, and their first reaction was fear.

After all, this is a double bomb CP.

Both will explode.

Just last time, and the time before that, it exploded into such a mess.

Take the last time for example, that old lady Gu’s mother shocked the whole stadium with just one red card.

Terrible.

As her future daughter-in-law, Lu Yanyan had no idea whether she had received the true teachings in advance.

They are afraid!

I'm really scared!

In the blink of an eye, they all ran away from the ward.

The patients' family members who were blocking the ward door also reacted and ran away.

It's important to save your life.

However, there were some brave ones who stayed and fought to the death, and filmed the video and posted it online.

As a result, the double bomb CP once again took the entire Internet by storm.

The entire network was speechless.

[A perfect match, so weird together.]

[Whose celebrity mouse has sticky stickers on his face? He's seriously ill!]

[Which celebrity will eat light bulb candy? ]

[So the double bomb CP broke too many records. ]

Let's not talk about the mouse stickers for now. What's the significance of inventing the light bulb candy?

Because there are always those stubborn people who put light bulbs in their mouths. Light bulbs are made of glass, so how dangerous is that? At least candy won't explode or scratch you.

[Yes, because there are always people who don’t believe in evil.]

[And as far as I know, there are quite a few people who don't believe in evil.]

[Ah, this... I'm speechless! ]

Netizens are complaining about it.

Suddenly, a sand sculpture appeared.

[I don't believe this thing can't get out once it gets in! ]

Netizens: [……]

Sand sculpture netizen: [I'll try it! ]

【…】

[Look, there are such weird things.]

It doesn't matter if one shows up.

The problem is, if there is one, there will be two, and if there are two, there will be three, four, and five.

Many of them emerged one after another.

I have a big mouth, I feel like I can take it out.

[I can't take it out. I'll wait for it to melt. They say it's sugar, but I don't believe it won't melt.]

[Yes, it's time to test your patience with it.]

……

Other netizens looked helpless.

There's a feeling of powerlessness that comes from not being able to hit someone along the internet cable.

I can only express my helplessness through the screen.

【Mouth balls are spicy! 】

[I'm not afraid of too many stupid people, I'm just afraid of too many stupid people gathering together! ]

[I can’t stay on Earth anymore, Mom, I want to go to another planet! ]

So, there's a reason why light bulb candy exists.

[Yes, yes, yes, yes, I give in! ]

All I can say is, I wish them success!

……

hospital.

The two were very angry at first and were determined to defeat each other.

However, when he saw the onlookers running away one by one, Gu Nianchen immediately reacted.

"I won't argue with you, you idiot."

"Who is the idiot!" Lu Yanyan was furious.

"Speak clearly to me!"

Gu Nianchen: "Haha."

"Putting a light bulb in your mouth, how many people can do such a thing?"

"If you're not an idiot, what are you?"

Lu Yanyan’s focus is very peculiar.

"That's lightbulb candy!"

"It's sugar!"

Gu Nianchen: "..."

"What's the difference?"

"Of course! Can sugar and light bulbs be the same?"

"They're made in a 1:1 ratio, and the shapes are exactly the same. There's no difference!"

"Shabi!"

"Who the hell are you calling a jerk?"

"saying you!"

"Gu Nianchen, I'm going to fucking kill you!"

Oh my god, it looks like they’re about to start fighting again.

Fortunately, the hospital was well prepared this time.

At the critical moment, the security guard appeared in time with a fork.

The two men hurried over, shouting.

"Fork it out, fork it out!"

"Get both of them out!"

"..."

then.

Gu Nianchen and Lu Yanyan were forked in different directions.

Then they all left the hospital.

Their reactions were strikingly similar:

As he was being carried away, he cursed and swore loudly, furious.

"Let me go, you damn security guards!"

"(ノ｀Д)ノGet out of here! Don't make me say it again!"

But the next second: "Get out of here! Don't make me say it again!"

security guard:"……"

"Brother, you've said it five times (/▽╲)"

"..."

Lu Yanyan and Gu Nianchen were both taken to the north gate of the hospital.

The other one was forked to the south gate.

So, the two never met again.

This war is finally over.

The security guards breathed a sigh of relief.

However, after the incident was posted online, netizens burst into tears.

【Tonic, my CP is be! 】

[Security, you guys actually forcibly dismantled the CP! ]

【Give me back my double bomb CP! 】

[Without the double bomb CP, who will make me laugh in the future? ]

【Come back! Double bomb CP, come back soon! 】

[My double bomb CP, how can I live without you? ]

……

The fans of the double explosion CP cried and shouted in various ways.

As a result, this couple became more and more popular.

However, the two parties involved were unaware of this at the time.

After Lu Yanyan returned home, she saw the remaining light bulb candies on the coffee table as soon as she entered the door.

His brows suddenly furrowed.

The young assistant was scared half to death.

"Sister, please don't touch this thing anymore."

Lu Yanyan snorted coldly.

"Why would I touch it?"

"My mouth is still sore and painful."

The assistant nodded and said, "Well, don't touch it. Don't touch it."

"We must remember this lesson."

Lu Yanyan was unhappy, "Do I still need you to teach me how to do things?"

Assistant: "..."

"That was not what I meant."

Lu Yanyan looked impatient and said, "You go back first."

"Okay." The assistant said:

"Then let me help you throw away these candies?"

Throw it away and you will feel truly at ease.

However, Lu Yanyan said, "No need, I can handle it myself."

"but……"

"Go back."

"……Oh!"

The young assistant was very worried and walked away looking back every few steps.

It’s not that I care much about Lu Yanyan. After all, this guy is just like that. If it weren’t for the contract, he would have stopped wanting to be her assistant a long time ago.

But, be an assistant for a day and do your job for a day.

What if this guy puts the light bulb candy in his mouth again? Wouldn’t I be the one who is exhausted?

┓(;′_｀)┏I’m tired.

This assistant B can't continue working for even one day!

wipe!

The young assistant entered the elevator cursing.

the other side.

Lu Yanyan sat on the sofa with a light bulb candy in her hand.

Muttering to himself.

"No, what's the principle behind this?"

"It was so easy to put it in, why can't I take it out?"

His brows were tightly furrowed.

"What's going on?"

After thinking for a while, I suddenly had an idea.

"Could it be that I was too nervous at the time?"

"Would you like to try again?"

At this moment, two voices emerged in her mind.

A voice was saying: Goodbye, goodbye, be careful or you’ll end up in the hospital again.

Another voice said: It’s unreasonable, this is unreasonable.

It must be because I was too nervous at the time that I couldn’t take it out.

Lu Yanyan was very unwilling.

Facing the mirror, he opened his mouth.

She doesn't have a small, rosy mouth.

Although the mouth is not ridiculously big, it is not small either.

It's really not that bad for a tiny light bulb candy.

So Lu Yanyan was eager to try again.

But I was a little hesitant.

Mainly because of fear.

It’s very confusing.