The human trafficker turned himself in to the police station and said he was hiding from me
Chapter 303 The King of Hell collapsed and shouted: Quack!
Lu Yanyan looked at a box of light bulb candies.
He spoke with a smile.
"Now, let me choose one."
"Hmm...how about the red one? Strawberry flavored."
As she said that, she picked up the red lightbulb candy.
Remove the packaging by hand.
Then put the candy in front of the camera and show it.
"Look, it's the same as a light bulb, right?"
"This and the light bulb are made in a 1:1 ratio."
"It is said that the person who made this thing said that many people are curious, but the light bulb is too dangerous."
“So I made this.”
"Now let's try and see if the light bulb candy is like a light bulb, which means once you put it in your mouth, you can't take it out."
"It might be a little rude, so please don't laugh at me."
After saying that, he looked down at the light bulb candy in his hand.
Determined.
"OK! Come on!"
As he said that, he took the candy and put it into his mouth carefully.
It's very simple to put it in.
Lu Yanyan was smiling.
But the next second, when she tried to pull it out, it suddenly got stuck.
Lu Yanyan's expression changed immediately.
His eyes were full of tension.
I can't laugh anymore.
To be honest, she had already prepared herself for not being able to get it.
But when the moment really comes, it would be a lie to say I'm not panicking.
Lu Yanyan didn't care about her image. She grabbed the handle of the light bulb with both hands and pulled it out with force.
Can't pull.
I tried my best but still couldn't pull it.
I pulled left and right, up and down, but couldn't pull it out.
Lu Yanyan: “!!!”
Assistant: "..."
Look, it’s too much, right?
The screen was filled with "Hahaha..."
[Hahahaha, I can't stop laughing. This idiot really needs to go to the hospital to get a membership.]
[Trivia: The hospital is not a membership-based system.]
【Lu Yanyan: Mmmmm...
Inner thought: Quick! 120! 】
【Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, this idiot! 】
[The double bomb CP is indeed a perfect match. The other party is using rat stickers, and their faces are covered with them! ]
【grass! 】
……
on site.
Lu Yanyan was still busy pulling the light bulb candy and did not see the barrage saying that Gu Nianchen made the mouse sticker.
So I don’t know.
I don’t even have time to eat this melon.
At this moment, she is the biggest melon.
Lu Yanyan tried to defecate for a long time but couldn't.
Completely panicked.
He reached out and grabbed the assistant, motioning her to help him.
Assistant: “!!!”
"Ahhh, what's going on?"
"I am scared!"
Lu Yanyan: “…”
The little assistant walked over tremblingly and grabbed the stick of the light bulb candy with his hand.
I pulled it, but there was no response.
I tried a little harder, but there was no response.
I continued to push, but still no response.
Two people pull together, pulling in all directions.
Netizens in the live broadcast room laughed so hard that they got a stitch in the side!
[I can’t take it anymore, I’m so happy, I can’t take it out, I’m dying of laughter! ]
[Help! I'm watching a live stream and my mouth is always open!]
【Don't be nervous, just wait until the sugar is dissolved! 】
[It is recommended to use hot water to speed up the dissolution. ]
【It's broken into pieces! 】
Is it possible that she can't bite?
【(/▽╲)】
……
The assistant helped Lu Yanyan pull the strings while watching the barrage.
Then she was suddenly overjoyed.
"Would you like to try the hot water, as they say?"
Lu Yanyan nodded desperately.
"Mmmmmmm..."
So the assistant brought a cup of hot water.
The warm kind.
Lu Yanyan tilted her head back and poured the liquid into her mouth.
I drank some water, but the light bulb candy didn't react at all.
Lu Yanyan: “Ah, ah, ah…”
Assistant: "What?"
"I do not understand."
"Ah ah ah..."
"You mean, the water isn't hot enough?"
Lu Yanyan nodded frantically.
The assistant poured another cup.
Lu Yanyan took it and tried it, then shook her head frantically, indicating that the temperature was still not high enough.
Assistant: (?????????)
"No, it can't be any hotter, you'll get burned!"
Lu Yanyan glared at her, "Ah Wu (Go quickly)..."
Assistant: "..."
"You want me to just heat the water?"
"Ok!"
Assistant: “!!!”
Barrage:【!!!】
[Fuck, Lu Yanyan, you’re so awesome!]
【I would like to call him a warrior! 】
[I respect you as a man! 】
……
on site.
The young assistant looked helpless and went to bring a cup of hot water.
Lu Yanyan took it with both hands and was about to pour the water into her mouth.
Suddenly the glass was too hot, my hand slipped, and the glass fell to the ground.
Lu Yanyan: “!!!”
Damn, it’s so hot!
"Ah ah ah..."
Assistant: "Would you like another cup of hot water?"
Lu Yanyan shook her head desperately.
My mind suddenly turned.
She walked over quickly, picked up her phone, and typed: Go to the hospital, quickly!
The young assistant hurriedly took the car keys and took Lu Yanyan out.
Before leaving, Lu Yanyan held her back again and pointed at the live broadcast.
The young assistant hurriedly explained.
"Sorry everyone, the live broadcast has to be stopped for now."
"Our artist's situation means we can't broadcast it."
"That's all for now, bye!"
……
The two rushed to the hospital in a hurry.
So, there was that chance encounter with Gu Nianchen.
Fate is so wonderful.
What’s even more coincidental is that after registering, the two of them ended up in the same emergency room.
There are two beds in this ward.
So, the family members of the patients who came to the emergency department watched this scene at the door.
On the bed on the left, doctors were applying mouse glue to Gu Nianchen.
Gu Nianchen: "Ah...ah...ah...it hurts..."
"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh..."
Doctor: "Don't move!"
On the bed on the right, doctors were taking out light bulb candy for Lu Yanyan.
Lu Yanyan: “Mmmmm…”
“Hmm…Ahh…”
Doctor: "Don't move!"
Both of them are quite famous now.
He is also very famous in this hospital. After all, this is not the first time they have come here together.
The last time that Mother Gu gave Lu Yanyan a red card, no one has surpassed it to this day.
So when this incident happened today, someone recognized them.
So, as expected, the incident of the two people receiving 'emergency treatment' in the same ward was posted online.
It dominated the entire hot search list and topic list.
Hot comments from netizens: The double bomb CP is indeed a match made in heaven, and its lethality is the highest in the entire network.
[Awesome, these two are a perfect match! ]
[Did the Double Bomb CP sign up for membership in this hospital? ]
[One has mouse stickers all over his face, and the other eats light bulb candy, they look perfect on me!]
[How many lives do you have? Do this?]
[Even the King of Hell wouldn't bother to take a brain like that.]
[Yan Wang: Go back, go back!]
[Yan Wang collapses and shouts: Quack~]
[Help! This damn old joke suddenly attacked me!]
……
Netizens were going crazy over the news.
hospital.
Gu Nianchen and Lu Yanyan were on the verge of collapse.
After a few minutes.
What’s even more coincidental is that a few minutes later, the minor operations on both of them ended at the same time.
They both got up from the bed at the same time.
As soon as I looked up, I saw the other person.
in unison:
"Why you again?"*2
"Get out of here!"
"Cuck!"
Doctors: “…”
Onlookers: "..."
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