The human trafficker turned himself in to the police station and said he was hiding from me

Gu Nianchen (his voice choked): "Call 120 for me."

"quick!"

The two assistants were so scared that they covered their mouths with their hands.

The comments are all the same:

Is there any need to save this?

[Can this be saved? ]

【It must have been blown up. 】

[It's broken into pieces, there's nothing that can be saved (/▽╲)]

[Oh my god, I feel the pain even through the screen.]

……

on site.

The two assistants were stunned at the same time, their mouths wide open.

It took them two seconds to react and they were all frightened.

"Ah? Ahhh! Call 120, call!"

"Fight beat!"

Just finished.

The next second, the two looked at each other again.

The same confused expression:

"What's the 120 phone number?"

"Ah? I don't know?"

Gu Nianchen: "..."

Barrage:【……】

[It's over, are you stupid because of the explosion? ]

[I was wondering, didn't the bomb hit them?]

[Could it be possible to bomb remotely? ]

【Ah... this is hard to comment on. 】

……

on site.

Gu Nianchen was about to collapse.

"120 is 120, right? How much more?"

"Just call 120!"

Two assistants: (O_o)??

Gu Nianchen: "What kind of airplane are you talking about?"

"Are you planning to wait until I'm dead before fighting?"

[○?｀Д′? ○] “Dial 120, call it, you idiot!”

The two assistants suddenly understood.

"right!"

It's like discovering a new world.

Suddenly overjoyed (〃'▽'〃)

"Hurry up and hit!"

"Hurry up!"

"..."

Both of them spoke at the same time, but neither of them moved. They looked at each other nervously.

When Gu Nianchen turned around, he saw them looking at each other.

Gu Nianchen: “!!!”

"You guys fight!"

"Wait until I die and call the funeral home?"

Two assistants:

"Yeah, hit me!"

"You fight!"

Gu Nianchen: "..."

Barrage:【……】

[Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. What kind of a funny assistant is this?]

[Funeral Home: Is It Really Necessary?]

[Funeral Home: Then I am here, huh?]

【Ahahahaha, I’m dying of laughter! 】

[What assistant? This is the ghost who wants to kill Gu Nianchen!]

Are these two accelerators? The kind that speed up death?

[Hahaha, King of Hell: Thank you for your hard work, Generals.]

[Yan Wang: This month's performance champions are definitely you two.]

[Two assistants: Tell me clearly, is it me or him?]

【Hahaha, I’m dying of laughter! 】

……

A minute passed.

The two assistants finally came to their senses and hurriedly took out their phones at the same time.

One of them had a terrible hand tremor.

So, as soon as he dialed the number, the other one started talking.

"Hello! Is this 120? Come and help, someone's balls are broken..."

Gu Nianchen: "..."

You're the one with the broken egg.

Your whole family is devastated.

Barrage:

【Ahahahahaha, what a broken egg.】

[I'm dying of laughter. This must be some funny guy sent by the monkey.]

【But he's right, it might really be broken. 】

[Laughing so hard, the operator on the other end was probably confused: What? What did you say was broken?]

【Hahahaha, I am dying of laughter. I can already picture it.】

[Calculate the psychological shadow area of the 120 operator, 罒w罒.]

……

on site.

The young assistant sensed the other party's confusion and looked at Gu Nianchen's resentful eyes.

Even more panicked.

"Ah! Maybe it's not broken."

"But...but I probably can't have it anymore, hurry..."

"No, that's right. I just had a firecracker go off under my crotch, and I got hurt... Anyway, come quickly."

"Human? Humans have intuition, and they can curse..."

Gu Nianchen: "..."

[Hahaha, Gu Nianchen's expression is enough to make me laugh for a whole year.]

[This assistant is really making me laugh to death.]

[I was holding on tight before, but now I can't hold on any longer.]

[Previously, a netizen made a wish that Gu Nianchen would not explode at all, and then explode his own balls.]

【Attention, this is really explosive. 】

【What a ruthless person! 】

……

soon.

A new trending search was generated and immediately topped the trending search list:

Gu Nianchen fried eggs!

Whoops!

What an explosive title! Out of ten people who see it, ten of them will click on it.

After clicking in.

Wow!

All ten people were shocked.

How cruel!

I have seen ruthless people, but I have never seen such ruthless people.

Ten people couldn't help but comment.

Then, the comment section exploded.

[Holy crap, I saw the title and came in to check it out out of curiosity, but I didn't expect it to be true.]

【Oh my god, this is really exciting! 】

[I thought of many kinds of eggs, but I didn't expect them to be real eggs. ]

[Awesome! I respect him as a real man.]

[Man? He might, perhaps, probably isn't anymore.]

【Ahahahaha, it smells so good, everyone.】

……

As a result, this matter and Gu Nianchen became even more popular.

OK OK.

If you are so good at playing, it would be unfair if you don’t become famous.

Gu Nianchen is really famous this time.

Hao Dou first watched Chi Xianan’s live broadcast, and then watched Lu Yanyan’s.

At this moment, I was watching Lu Yanyan blow up the toilet.

Sudden.

I received a Weibo push notification on my phone.

Click in and take a look:

Oh my god, Gu Nianchen exploded?

What eggs?

How did it explode?

When I clicked on it, I was so scared that I almost dropped my phone.

Damn, are you playing so crazy?

Am I crazy or is he crazy?

Terrified, he hurried into Gu Nianchen's live broadcast room to take a look.

Oh my god, it’s true, the ambulance is here.

The medical staff quickly lifted Gu Nianchen onto a stretcher and then onto the ambulance.

And what about Gu Nianchen’s two assistants?

One is busy live streaming.

The other one was busy shouting: WTF…

What is this all about?

Hao Dou was anxious.

I felt helpless, as if I couldn't get through the screen to beat up these two assistants.

Righteous.

Gu Nianchen had already been put into the ambulance, and the assistant holding the live broadcast phone followed immediately.

Gu Nianchen hummed and looked up.

He looked at the live camera at first sight.

I yelled angrily, "Ahhh, why hasn't the live broadcast been turned off yet?"

The confused assistant realized belatedly: "...Yes!"

The next second.

Black screen.

The live broadcast is closed.

Hao Dou: "..."

Barrage:【……】

[I'm dying of laughter. This assistant is invincible.]

[I almost saw the scene of repairing that thing. ]

If the hospital allows it to be broadcast, we will definitely be able to see it.

[It was so shocking! The assistant must have been terrified and hasn't recovered yet.]

[As expected of Gu Nianchen's assistant, his reaction and adaptability are truly...hahahaha...]

[No ordinary person can be Gu Nianchen's assistant. He is not an ordinary person.]

【That makes sense! 】

……

Gu Nianchen was in so much pain.

I'm so devastated.

Humming all the way.

Two assistants tried to talk to him during the meeting, but he ignored them.

So the two of them could only hold it back.

I held it in all the way.

But when we arrived at the hospital and got out of the ambulance, I really couldn't hold it anymore.

Because, they saw another ambulance.

And the woman who was carried down from the car looked very familiar.

"The ambulance next door is Lu Yanyan, isn't it?"

"Fuck, is this really true?"

"What's wrong with her?"

"I do not know?"

Gu Nianchen was lying on the stretcher and looked up.

What the hell!

It’s really Lu Yanyan.

Lu Yanyan's eyes were closed, her face was pale, and her hands were holding her belly?

Miscarriage?

Explode!

Perhaps it was the effect of eating melons that made Gu Nianchen feel less pain.

……