The human trafficker turned himself in to the police station and said he was hiding from me

The noise from the toilet continued.

“Puff…Puff…”

“Puff, puff, puff… puff…”

The aunt at the toilet door: I feel so tired.

But, I didn’t dare to leave.

I didn't dare to remind you.

What should I do?

Damn, I can't even stand a second in this B class.

Barrage:

[Oh my god, this damn shit feeling! ]

[Is this the legendary feeling of fecal circumference and fecal matter? ]

[Ah, Lu Yanyan, your live broadcast is really good. Ah, I'm drunk! ]

[What do you mean by drunk? Can you get drunk even through the screen? ]

[Sister, what's this special physique of yours?]

The sisters: […That’s enough!]

[Fuck, I almost vomited even through the screen. I can feel Auntie's collapse.]

[Auntie: My life is no longer a life, right?]

Auntie: You ate the lemon, but I took the blame.

【What a sin! 】

[Hahahaha, forget it, I'm leaving first. This is a live broadcast room with a lot of flavor.]

[Damn, what an idiot Lu Yanyan is, frying skewers in the toilet?]

[I already have my own unique skills, why do I want to steal Gu Nianchen's talent? ]

[Gu Nianchen curses: Quack~]

[Hahahaha, damn memories suddenly hit me, and a quack almost took me away!]

[Real-time news: Gu Nianchen's side is even more explosive than this side!]

[What? I'll go check it out...]

……

Netizens can’t stand Lu Yanyan’s smelly live broadcast room.

I just happened to hear that Gu Nianchen is having a blast.

So, they all rushed over.

one look.

Wow, it’s really explosive!

As soon as they entered the live broadcast room, netizens were shocked by the title of Gu Nianchen’s live broadcast room.

Challenge the crotch firecracker explosion.

Netizens were confused, and still confused.

[Ah... is this the firecrackers and crotch I was thinking of? ]

I know all the characters, but when they are put together, I don’t recognize them.

[Gu Nianchen, don't bother with the firecrackers yet. Can you explain first? Is this the crotch-exploding firecracker I understand?]

Gu Nianchen saw the barrage and smiled faintly.

A confident explanation.

"That's what it means."

"Everyone, don't go away. I'm really mad."

"We are still in the preparation stage, so you can go and get help first."

"Such a wonderful scene must be shared with friends and family."

"..."

The barrage was shocked again.

[Crazy! This guy is crazy! ]

[Holy crap, is this still the Gu Dingliu I know? ]

[Gu Dingliu, are you changing your route now? ]

[I understand opening up new paths, but you're being too evil.]

[My words are harsh, so I won’t say anything more.]

[Without further ado, please respect yourself. This is not a random bombing.]

【Tsk, you guys believe it, I don’t.】

Gu Nianchen happened to see this comment.

He hurriedly said, "No, don't disbelieve it."

"I'm serious."

"The main one is one that can be played."

"As for safety issues, you don't have to worry. I have it covered."

Barrage:【……】

Gu Nianchen walked out with two assistants while interacting with netizens in the live broadcast room.

"We can't set off firecrackers indoors. Let's go outside and find a more spacious place."

"Everyone, please be patient, we will be there soon."

"There's a small open space behind the community, and we'll get there soon."

ten minutes later.

The three arrived at their destination.

Gu Nianchen first placed a string of firecrackers on the ground.

then.

He walked over.

Lie down on it.

Support yourself with your hands and feet, with the middle part suspended in the air.

In this way, the string of firecrackers was placed under his crotch.

Gu Nianchen asked his assistant to turn the camera over, and he spoke to the camera first.

"Everyone, watch out, I'm about to start."

"I can definitely afford it. I've already shown everyone earlier. There's absolutely no problem with firecrackers."

"Even if the firecrackers go off, I definitely won't run away."

"OK! Without further ado, let's officially begin."

The assistant hurriedly moved the camera over to the firecrackers under Gu Nianchen.

Another assistant took a lighter and went over to light it.

With a "hiss..." sound.

The fuse was lit.

The assistant who lit the fire hurried away.

The next second, firecrackers started exploding.

"Crackling..."

Two assistants: “!!!”

Before Gu Nianchen started: (￣▽￣)／

After the start: d(?д??)

Ten seconds later: (｀?д?′)

Fifteen seconds later: e＝e＝e＝(＞д＜)?Ahhh!

The barrage begins:

[Are you serious? ]

[Awesome, you are awesome, I underestimated you.]

【Gu Dingliu, you really work hard! 】

[I've been shocked for a hundred years, Gu Dingliu, you'll learn your lesson! ]

After a while:

[Oh shit! Oh shit oh shit! ]

[Oh my god, can I still have it? ]

[Wow wow wow! I saw sparks! ]

「Oh my god, . . . ? At least... this can't be...」

[Oh my god, just looking at this makes me feel…]

[Fuck! I subconsciously looked down at myself. It was so scary!]

[Ah, am I the only one curious? Will he have that, like, partial necrosis?]

What is this called? Fried eggs?

[Gu Nianchen: That summer, it and I were in the same body for the last time.]

[Hahaha, absolutely amazing, you above are absolutely amazing! ]

[Fuck, Gu Nianchen, are you planning to be the last one standing just to get some traffic?]

[You've committed suicide, double-click! ! ! ]

……

More than a minute later.

The firecrackers have all exploded.

Gu Nianchen is almost useless.

"Hmm~" a muffled groan.

Unable to hold on any longer, his hands went limp and he fell to the ground.

Two assistants: “!!!”

Barrage:【!!!】

[Fuck! Ahahahaha or…]

[I'm dying of laughter. Gu Dingliu, why are you just... just hold on! ]

[Gu Dingliu, why aren't you smiling? Weren't you laughing so happily just now?]

[I can handle this! It's not a big deal... I know what I'm doing.]

【Ahahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, this idiot. 】

[This thing is probably useless.]

……

on site.

The two assistants looked at each other.

It took them several seconds to react and they all rushed up.

"Teacher Gu, Teacher Gu, are you okay?"

"Teacher Gu, are you okay?"

"Are you okay, Teacher Gu?"

Gu Nianchen groaned again:

"Hmm~"

Assistant: "Can Teacher Gu get up?"

Another assistant reached out to pull him up, "Teacher Gu, let me help you up."

Gu Nianchen hissed.

"Don't!"

The assistant paused.

Gu Nianchen (his voice choked): "Call 120 for me."

"quick!"