"Then what did I lie to you about?"

"..."

What is this nonsense?

The drug addict named Ye was furious.

He was really pissed off.

A pair of eyes stared at Chi Xianan: "You you you..."

You've been talking for a long time, and you finally say a word.

"Just wait, I'm going to sue you!"

Chi Xian'an: "..."

police:"……"

Barrage:【……】

[Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. This guy is so angry, goose goose goose goose goose...]

【I’m in a hurry, hahaha, this is really urgent. 】

[Hahahaha, I can't stop laughing. I'm so pissed off.]

I'm going to sue you (screaming at the top of my lungs)! I'm going to sue you (crackling)! Ahahahahahaha...

[An Gou: Then go ahead and sue me. I came here with these police officers.]

Police officer: What? I heard someone wants to sue me?

[I'm dying of laughter. If this were true, wouldn't it be the fastest police response ever?]

……

on site.

The drug addict named Ye was still shouting at Chi Xian'an at the top of his lungs.

"Sue you, I'm going to sue you!"

"Sue you for selling fake goods, sue you for fraud!"

"..."

"You're a liar! You're so vicious!"

……

"If I go in, you have to go in too. Maybe your sentence will be even heavier than mine!"

"..."

After saying that, he hurriedly looked at the police officer beside him.

"Uncle police, please arrest him too! He's a liar!"

"He is worse than I am."

I thought that even if the police didn't arrest anyone immediately, they would at least interrogate them.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened his mouth, Mr. Ye completely collapsed.

"We arranged for him to come."

Mr. Ye: “!!!”

Hey!

Police comrade: "Take him away!"

Mr. Ye: “…”

[Hahaha, this drug addict wants to die.]

[Addict: My heart is finally at peace!]

……

Mr. Ye was put into a car and taken away.

Before leaving, the police expressed their gratitude to Chi Xian'an again.

The guy raised the corner of his mouth and said, "Of course I should."

"It is the responsibility of every citizen to assist our police comrades in catching criminals."

"..."

【Oh my god, he is indeed Lu Ba’s man. 】

Exactly the same. Absolutely the same.

[Even their shameless looks are so similar, let's be together.]

……

Chi Xian'an was preparing to return.

He turned and walked towards the door, ready to ride his electric scooter.

I had just taken two steps when I saw a girl running down the stairs frantically, shouting her own name as she ran.

"Chi Xian'an! Chi Xian'an!"

"An Gou, wait a minute, don't go!"

"..."

Chi Xian’an:?

He shook his head helplessly at the camera, "My loyal fan."

He looked helpless, but the pride in his eyes couldn't be hidden.

I can’t wait to announce to the whole world: Look, my die-hard fans are so crazy!

The girl ran towards Chi Xianan with an excited look on her face.

Getting closer and closer.

Getting closer and closer.

He just ran to a place one meter away from Chi Xianan.

Suddenly, hypoglycemia struck.

The girl's eyes went dark, her whole body went limp, and she had no strength left.

After she got up today, she stayed in bed all the time. Once the live broadcast started, she kept watching it.

Haven't eaten anything yet.

Just now, I accidentally discovered that Chi Xian'an was delivering goods to their community.

So she rushed out in a hurry.

But I didn’t expect that I would suffer a social breakdown right in Chi Xianan’s live broadcast room!

The girl had fainted from hypoglycemia before, so she knew very well that she was suffering from hypoglycemia.

So, when she staggered over and knelt in front of Chi Xian'an, before she fainted, she used all her strength and spoke in a daze.

“Eat, eat…”

Chi Xian'an was shocked when he saw this.

He subconsciously took two steps back, with his palms stretched forward.

"Don't do this, don't do this!"

"Don't get too excited, let's talk it over..."

The barrage laughed like crazy.

[Hahaha, look how scared our An Gou is.]

[An Gou: Ah! Don’t come over here!]

[If you have something to say, just say it nicely, hahaha, who understands the funny part of this sentence! ]

[Although, this young lady is too excited (/▽╲)]

……

on site.

Chi Xian'an was really scared.

After being frightened, his first reaction was to take out the walkie-talkie and send a message to Lu Ling to clarify.

"Qiuya, I didn't touch her. I really didn't touch her."

Lu Ling: “…”

Chi Xian'an: "She was just too excited."

"A die-hard fan."

"I guess it's my first time meeting my idol. I'm so excited."

Then he added, "Maybe I'm even more handsome in person than on TV, and I'm really excited."

( ̄▽ ̄)/

Just after I finished speaking, I thought of something else.

"It's a little weird."

"Before you fainted, it seemed like what I wanted to eat?"

"..."

"What should I do, Qiuya? Should I go buy two buns?"

"It should be okay to leave her here alone, right?"

"Or, should we call 120 and tell them someone's fainted from hunger and ask them to come and give them first aid?"

Lu Ling: “…”

Lu Ling was speechless.

"Move the camera closer so I can see."

Chi Xian'an laughed and said, "Not as pretty as you."

Lu Ling: “…”

"What a mess!"

"……Oh."

Someone was delighted and moved the camera closer.

I thought Lu Ling was jealous and wanted to see what her rival looked like.

Unexpectedly, after reading it, Lu Ling just uttered three words lightly.

"Hypoglycemia."

Chi Xian’an:?

Chi Xian'an:? ?

Chi Xian’an: ???

"what?"

Lu Ling: "I said, she fainted because of low blood sugar."

Chi Xian'an: "???"

Low blood sugar? Feeling dizzy?

You get dizzy from low blood sugar? And you get dizzy in front of him?

Ah this...

The comments were so funny that they made me laugh like a doughnut.

[Oh shit, it's hypoglycemia.]

【This is something I didn't expect. 】

[I just encountered a high blood sugar, and now another low blood sugar, what a coincidence! Haha! ]

【Hahaha, you've been excited for the whole time, right?】

【Oh, is someone embarrassed? 】

[Someone: He likes me so much, he must be a die-hard fan, he was so excited to see me that he fainted...]

【Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, this self-conceited thing.】

[Chi Xian'an: I've done this whole damn thing, how do you want me to end this now?]

[Chi Xian'an: For a moment, I couldn't tell whether it was you who was socially dead or me!]

……

Many netizens were laughing.

The main person being laughed at was Chi Xianan.

But at the same time, there are also some girls who have also experienced fainting due to hypoglycemia and shared their experiences.

[Low blood sugar really does happen. I once fainted on the bus. When I woke up, someone offered me their seat and a bunch of people surrounded me.]

[Once in college, I fell and broke a bone due to hypoglycemia.]

I once again had a low blood sugar attack on the street and wanted to buy a cup of porridge, but it was too hot. Before I fainted again, I said: "Ah, it's so hot."

Then I fainted. Before I fainted, I heard the people in the queue behind me say: She was scalded to death (/▽╲)】

[Hahahaha, then the boss got so scared that he fed you another bite to wake you up, right?]

[When it comes to social death, you can never compare to me. When I was in college, I suddenly had hypoglycemia one morning, and then I hurried to pull a male classmate in front of me.

As a result, his pants were pulled down;

I only remember seeing a white patch before I passed out (/▽╲)

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