The human trafficker turned himself in to the police station and said he was hiding from me

"I didn't really inhale much, just a little, about... 40 percent."

As soon as these words came out.

Everyone in the live broadcast room couldn't hold it anymore.

[Hahaha, what the hell is micro-inhalation? I'm dying of laughter!]

【Is it because of the slight suction that I didn’t realize it was rock sugar? (/▽╲)】

[You stuffed your mouth full of it, and you're still sucking it in. Is your throat blocked? Is your absorption function poor?]

"Uncle policeman, tell him you can catch one too."

[Yes, let him stay in jail for a while longer.]

【If it’s serious, another micro-death will occur. 】

[Not many people died, maybe 40% ah haha! ]

【What a talent! I am dying of laughter! 】

[This is the funny thing about their line of work. I’m dying of laughter! ]

……

I thought that this 40% micro-suction was explosive enough.

Unexpectedly, even more explosive things are yet to come.

As Mr. Ye was speaking, his face suddenly turned pale, sweat broke out on his forehead, his legs became weak, and his whole body trembled. He could not even stand.

He kept pouring it on the police officers.

At first, the police thought he was acting again.

Seriously said: "Stand still!"

"Don't play tricks on me!"

Mr. Ye: "I... I'm in pain... It hurts so much, my whole body hurts, ah... it hurts, it hurts..."

police:"……"

Barrage:【……】

【Oh my god, you really can act. 】

[This acting skill is ten blocks ahead of Gu Nianchen.]

[This guy reformed himself after going to jail and got out of jail. I suggest he enter the entertainment industry. He might become a big star.]

[Don’t say it. You really shouldn’t say it. ]

……

Everyone thought he was acting.

The policeman shouted sternly.

"Stand up!"

Mr. Ye said that it was difficult to stand.

This time, he was not pretending, but was really uncomfortable.

My whole body felt as if it was bitten by millions of ants. I was extremely thirsty and had no strength at all.

Moreover, there is also strong heart palpitations.

want to vomit.

Feeling like vomiting.

With a "bang", one of them lost his balance.

fell to the ground.

Then, he began to lie on the ground, shaking violently.

His face turned pale and his lips turned purple, and he looked like he was about to die.

The policeman didn't expect this either. He thought the guy was pretending.

But now, this guy looks really uncomfortable.

It's not like he's pretending.

The policeman was startled. He quickly squatted down and pushed his shoulder.

"Hey! Wake up!"

"what happened?"

"Where does it hurt."

Another police officer frowned and asked, "Is he addicted to drugs?"

"Seems to be."

[Oh my god, this is really happening! ]

[Fuck, having a seizure in front of the police is really a punishment!]

[I was really looking forward to eating it. I didn’t expect to buy real rock sugar, haha! ]

Mr. Ye: You're trying to trick me with rock sugar. You've already taken all the bamboo shoots on the mountain!

……

on site.

The police were in a panic.

"It's been made!"

"Hold him down!"

Another police officer said, "He's in this state... there's no need to hold him down."

"Yeah, he can't run away."

"This doesn't look like a drug addiction. Is there some other illness?"

"Yeah, I don't think so either. The ones I met before were so excited, but this one is so listless."

"..."

[Why does this look a bit like the symptoms of my grandma's diabetes...?]

[You know what, it really does look a bit like diabetes.]

[Damn! He just ate candy!]

[Oh my goodness, it can’t really be diabetes, right? ]

If that's true, then it would be a huge sin (/▽╲)

……

on site.

Chi Xian'an also came over.

He squatted down carefully and followed to check.

As soon as I squatted down, I met Mr. Ye's eyes.

Mr. Ye looked at him with a face full of pain, "Pancreas...Pancreas..."

Chi Xian'an frowned and said, "It's not aunt, it's uncle."

"pancreatic……"

"Uncle, call me uncle."

Mr. Ye: “…”

Police: "..."

Barrage:【……】

[You old fool, it's already this time, and you're still thinking of taking advantage.]

[Calling me uncle is really fucking hilarious. I'm dying of laughter.]

[This guy is really only Lu Ling who can handle it. ]

How could Lu Ling possibly deal with him? If Lu Ling were here, he'd probably be eager to become a father (/▽╲)

……

on site.

Chi Xian'an and the drug addict surnamed Ye were still arguing about whether she was an aunt or an uncle.

Both of them were very persistent and for a while there was no clear winner.

in front of the monitor.

Lu Ling and Hao Dou looked at each other, both speechless.

Lu Ling thought that Hao Dou had also noticed the problem.

Unexpectedly, he was speechless for a long time and then uttered a sentence.

"Auntie is auntie, why bother arguing with her? The child is quite polite."

Lu Ling: “…”

"Is it possible that they were talking about insulin?"

Hao Dou exclaimed, "Huh?"

The next second, the whole person became excited.

"You, you, you...you mean, this guy has diabetes and needs insulin injections?"

"should be."

"Ahh!" Hao Dou shouted anxiously, "Hurry up!"

"The rock sugar is ours. If anything goes wrong, we will be in big trouble!"

Hao Dou hurriedly took out the walkie-talkie and called Chi Xian'an.

In a state of nervousness, Hao Dou cried out like a chicken.

"Stop calling me uncle and auntie, hurry up!"

"Give him an insulin injection quickly, he has diabetes!"

Chi Xian'an:? ?

police:?

Mr. Ye: (??v?v??) Try not to cry. I have to try not to cry.

The police went into the room and looked for it.

Sure enough, insulin was found.

Mr. Ye was given an injection quickly.

After the insulin injection, he was noticeably less painful.

His complexion gradually recovered.

After a few minutes, he finally found the strength to speak.

"Thank you."

"Thank you, policeman."

[Haha, the child is quite polite.]

He is indeed a polite child.

[No, why did you give him all of it? 40% of it.]

[Yes, they only want 40 percent.]

【Hahahaha, I can’t stop laughing! 】

……

on site.

Mr. Ye thanked the police officer.

He turned and looked at Chi Xianan.

His eyes suddenly changed.

"Boy, you're selling fakes!"

Chi Xian’an:?

This change is really unexpected!

"It's bad enough that you're selling fake goods, but you're actually using rock sugar instead."

"You profiteer!"

Chi Xian'an: "I'm just running errands."

"Why are you running? Just now your accomplice called you on the intercom. I heard it."

"You are a profiteer."

"You actually sold me rock candy, you liar!"

Chi Xian'an didn't like to hear this.

"How am I a liar? I clearly wrote that I sell rock sugar. What are you thinking?"

Mr. Ye was stunned.

Chi Xian'an: "Just tell me, is what I wrote above pure rock sugar?"

"……Yes."

“Is the price clearly marked?”

Mr. Ye gritted his teeth and said, "...Yes!"

"Then what did I lie to you about?"

"..."