The human trafficker turned himself in to the police station and said he was hiding from me

Gu Nianchen was dumbfounded.

What does it mean to find a place where there is no one and not disturb them?

"No, how have I affected you?"

Father Lin: "We still have to do business."

Lin's mother: "Please, please be kind. It's not easy to run a small business."

Lin Tianyi: "You'll scare away our other customers."

Gu Nianchen: "..."

[Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard, you guys can actually talk.]

The three members of the Lin family: You little brat, we've been scared since we were little.

What a lovely family of three.

【Keep working hard and continue to create the world of mentally retarded children】

[I'm dying of laughter. After watching this variety show for so long, this is the first time I feel a bit sorry for Gu Nianchen.]

[Don't! Sympathizing with a man will bring him bad luck for the rest of his life.]

[Sympathy for the scumbag who will be unlucky for eight lifetimes.]

……

Gu Nianchen was unwilling, very unwilling.

This is not reasonable.

"But didn't you see? I bought Dichlorvos, which is poison!"

Father Lin: "People come to buy Dichlorvos every day."

"..."

"But don't you see that something's wrong with me? I'm suicidal."

"Sorry, we didn't notice."

[Yes, yes, we didn’t notice it either.]

【I can't tell at all.】

[Maybe his acting is so good that he is a top star.]

【Hahaha, you're right, absolutely right.】

……

Gu Nianchen raised his voice in anger: "Then I'm telling you now, I bought this because I wanted to commit suicide."

"Do you want to persuade, persuade!"

The three of us in the family looked at each other.

I almost couldn't hold it in.

"You're such a jokester, young man."

"I'm not kidding, I'm going to commit suicide."

Father Lin was amused. "No one who wants to commit suicide would shout so loudly."

"That's right," Lin's mother said, "True suicides are always silent."

Lin Tianyi: "You're just putting on a show by shouting so loudly."

Father Lin: "Sir, we don't have a stage here, please leave."

Gu Nianchen: "..."

Gu Nianchen was so angry that his liver hurt, and he walked out of the department store with a red face and thick neck.

I was so angry that I didn't even have time to put down the two bottles of DDT.

then.

Lu Ling and a few others were chatting at the door of the store when they saw a man suddenly rush out of the store with two bottles of DDT in his hands.

Looking closely, isn't this Gu Nianchen?

Ling Yueer exclaimed "Wow!"

"Two bottles!"

"Buy one, get one free?"

Xu Zhi: "This can be a very thorough death."

Gu Nianchen: "..."

It was Chi Xian'an who reacted.

"Ah, Gu Dingliu wants to commit suicide, is there no one to stop him?"

Lu Ling: "Good boy, kneel down."

Everyone thought that Gu Nianchen would be the same as before, making all kinds of excuses, getting angry, and not being able to afford to play.

Unexpectedly, this time, he actually held two bottles and looked at Lu Ling deeply.

Then, with a thud, he fell to his knees.

Kneeling too quickly.

suddenly.

I can't even deal with Lu Ling anymore.

"How many bottles did you take?"

"Dizzy like this?"

Gu Nianchen looked up at him, his eyes red with anger due to excessive frustration.

"Lu Ling, are you satisfied now?"

"It's okay." Lu Ling said.

"If you continue to kowtow and call me dad, I will be more satisfied."

I thought Gu Nianchen would bark like a dog like before.

Unexpectedly.

Once again, he exceeded everyone's expectations.

He looked at Lu Ling deeply and actually smiled.

"Lu Ling, let's stop torturing each other like this."

"Let's talk it over, okay?"

Lu Ling didn't even think about it, "No."

Gu Nianchen: "Don't be so willful, just forgive me this last time."

"I've really been very nice. I've never been like this for a woman before."

"real."

He looked at Lu Ling and said, "Please."

Lu Ling was almost speechless.

It would be a waste of time to argue with such an idiot.

Ling Yue'er patted Lu Ling's shoulder and looked at Gu Nianchen.

"reason."

"Give me a reason to forgive you."

Gu Nianchen: "She likes me, that's the reason."

Ling Yue'er: "..."

Lu Ling and other guests: "..."

Barrage:【……】

【What? What did he say?】

[How many bottles of Dichlorvos did you take to become so dizzy?]

[If he had been given a straw, he wouldn't have gotten so dizzy.]

Lin Tianyi: Blame it on me, blame it on me. I shouldn't have saved a straw.

[No, no, Lin Tianyi wouldn't think she was wrong. She would definitely say: It must be this idiot who didn't take a deep breath.]

[You could also say: This idiot's way of swallowing is wrong.]

[Lin Tianyi: I'll take a loss and give him another bottle, so he can start drinking again.]

【Ha ha ha ha……】

……

on site.

Chi Xian'an couldn't bear to watch it anymore.

He looked at Gu Nianchen as if he were a fool.

"Gu Dingliu's train of thought is truly unique."

"When people scold you, you say they like you. When they hit you, you say they can't forget you."

"If I kick you now, does that mean I love you too much?"

"Also, with your buy-one-get-one-free Dichlorvos, does the store owner love you so much that he can't wait to send you off?"

"When you go there, I believe that the King of Hell will love you very much too."

"come on!"

Gu Nianchen stared at him.

"Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to Lu Ling."

Unlike his anger, Chi Xian'an looked at him with a smile.

"I do not."

"I'm about to interrupt."

Gu Nianchen: "..."

[Hahahaha, Angou, you really are infuriating.]

[Once An Gou started talking, there was no need for Dichlorvos. Gu Nianchen was so angry that he almost died.]

【Lin Tianyi: Buy one, get one free;

An Gou: One breath for one free. 】

[Hahahaha, you're giving one away for every person who dies of anger? Then who's the gift? Lu Yanyan?]

【Lu Yanyan: Are you sick? 】

[Hahahaha, Lu Yanyan went over there and knelt in front of the King of Hell to boil water: I'm a gift, I'm just a gift...]

[Help, you really want to make me laugh to death, right? ]

……

The barrage of comments is getting further and further away.

The more he laughs, the crazier he gets.

on site.

Also going further and further away.

The main reason for walking away was Gu Nianchen.

Because he was broken.

After his defense was broken, he didn't know what went wrong.

I saw.

Gu Nianchen gritted his teeth and kowtowed three times to Lu Ling in one breath.

The speed was so fast that Lu Ling almost couldn't see it clearly.

The other guests didn't react at all.

Hao Dou's mouth was wide open, unable to close.

Shocked, really shocked.

Gu Nianchen looked at Lu Ling with red eyes.

"Is this all right now?"

Lu Ling: “…”

Gu Nianchen: "What the hell is that bullshit daddy? Do you really have to make me call him that?"

Lu Ling was suddenly amused by him.

"What the hell is Dogshit Dad? Do you mean you want to change your name to Dogshit?"

Gu Nianchen: "..."

[Hahaha, this kid is really crazy, he's even starting to make fun of himself.]

[A mentally retarded child, a frog, a stubborn donkey, and now there's a piece of shit.]

【Gu Dingliu is really going further and further! 】

[So cruel! So awesome!]

[I won’t even support the wall, so why should I support you? Bullshit!]

……