Lu Ling: “yue~”

Gu Nianchen: "..."

"Lu Ling, don't be like this, I'm serious."

"yueyue~"

"Ayane!"

"yueyueyue~"

"..."

Other guests: Hold back your laughter...

Barrage.

[Hahaha, I was really angry at first, but after hearing "yue~" I instantly felt better.]

[Well done, this scumbag is really disgusting. ]

[Maybe Lu Ling isn't pretending, she's really disgusting.]

[It must be disgusting. I feel disgusted even through the screen.]

[Unexplainable confession, wrong! ]

[What a waste of time! Even trying to win back Lu Ling? Haha~ I won't be able to do that in my next life.]

【Lu Ling: Get out! 】

【Hahahahaha...】

……

In front of the department store.

Gu Nianchen is full of confidence.

Little did he know that the situation in the store was very unfavorable to him.

Very unfavorable.

at this time.

Lin Tianyi's family of three were sitting together chatting.

Lin Tianyi, who used to be Gu Nianchen's die-hard fan but is now a hater, is complaining to his parents about the immoral things Gu Nianchen has done.

Mother Lin was shocked. "What? He's still getting along well with Xiaolu?"

"Yeah." Lin Tianyi bit his back teeth.

"He tricked Sister Lu Ling into letting him take care of his elderly mother who had been in a car accident. Sister Lu Ling was so in love at the time that she lost her job because of his trick."

"What's worse is that he cheated on his wife."

Father Lin clicked his tongue twice.

"You're still a fan of him even though that's all?"

Lin Tianyi: "I'm blind."

"At first he said he was single, but he never announced Lu Lingjie, so I was just a fan of his looks."

"Oh, I'm really blind, it's that greasy thing."

Mother Lin curled her lips and said, "He is really blind."

"I'm blind too. I saw him jump into the river yesterday. He was shouting until his voice was hoarse, asking everyone to save him."

Father Lin: "I even went up and pulled it twice!"

"Oh! Why would I have pulled him in? I should have gotten a pole and thrust it in, and let him drown!"

Mother Lin rolled her eyes at him and said, "You're already old, what are you talking about?"

"Then you're breaking the law."

Father Lin smiled awkwardly, "That's right."

Mother Lin: "..."

"You gave him a subtle shove, that's about right."

Father Lin: “Yes!”

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard footsteps.

Father Lin hurriedly said, "Put it away, put it away, a customer is coming."

He looked up: "Hello, welcome..."

Before he could even write the word "Lin", his brows suddenly furrowed.

Why does this young man look exactly like the guy her daughter just mentioned, the one who jumped off the bridge yesterday?

Twin brothers? Or is it that guy?

Just as he was thinking about it, he saw his daughter pulling him and speaking first.

"Want to buy anything?"

Gu Nianchen cleared his throat and said.

"Excuse me, do you have Dichlorvos?"

Lin Tianyi: “Yes.”

Father Lin: “Yes, yes.”

Lin's mother: "Yes, yes, yes, I'll get it for you."

Gu Nianchen, "Okay, thank you."

[Haha, why do these three people seem so eager to sell Dichlorvos to Gu Nianchen?]

【I think so too.】

[I have a feeling that Gu Nianchen is going to suffer a great loss.]

[Does anyone still remember what Lu Ling said: If I don't hit you, someone else will.]

[Yes, and she also said that Gu Nianchen would not be able to succeed.]

[Haha, could it be that the people who beat Gu Nianchen were this family of three?]

[Hit me! Hit me hard!]

[Dichlorvos was stuffed into his mouth.]

[No, no, be reasonable. We won't do anything illegal! Just sell it to him and let him take it home and eat it.]

……

In the department store.

Mother Lin quickly walked to the innermost shelf, took out a bottle of DDT and handed it to Gu Nianchen.

Gu Nianchen asked again, "Do you have a straw?"

Just as Lin's mother was about to speak, Lin Tianyi spoke before her.

"no!"

Don't waste a straw on such a scumbag.

Lin Tianyi and his parents exchanged quick glances.

The three of them knew that this guy was here to put on a show.

Then let’s meet him together.

Gu Nianchen was completely unaware of this and thought that the answer of no straw was because he was worried about him.

I was suddenly delighted. He even saw the straw, but still said there was no one.

Success, he will succeed.

Thinking of this, Gu Nianchen felt a little dizzy.

As soon as I get excited, I want to add more drama to myself.

"I'm afraid it won't taste good without a straw."

The three members of the Lin family said in unison.

“It’s delicious.”*3

Gu Nianchen: "..."

"Um...is this bitter?"

Three people: "It shouldn't be bitter."

"should?"

“We haven’t drunk it.”

"..."

Gu Nianchen frowned. That’s not right. Why not persuade him?

This plot is wrong.

Could it be that he didn't express himself clearly enough?

Thinking of this, he asked again.

"Boss, can drinking a bottle of this Dichlorvos kill someone?"

Father Lin: "It should be possible."

Lin's mother: "If it's not enough, you can buy two bottles."

Gu Nianchen: "..."

Barrage:

[Hahahaha, I’m going to die laughing. 】

[Mother Lin, are you afraid that he won't die completely?]

[Mother Lin: I’m scared! Of course I’m scared!]

[I can't stop laughing. This family of three is really suffering.]

[Gu Nianchen was completely stunned, hahaha, that expression was amazing.]

[Gu Nianchen: What the hell? It wasn't like this when Lu Ling came!]

[Lu Ling: You are not worthy enough to compete with me, you idiot.]

……

Gu Nianchen was a little speechless.

What the hell is asking him to buy two bottles?

Business is slow today, are you promoting something on purpose?

He felt a little irritated, but he tried his best to control his emotions.

Soon, he thought of a way.

"How much is a bottle of this Dichlorvos?"

Father Lin: "Fifteen yuan."

Gu Nianchen searched his pockets and said with an embarrassed look on his face.

"Oh, then I don't have enough money to buy two bottles."

Lin Tianyi said quickly, "It's okay, our store is having a promotion today, buy one get one free."

"Yes, yes!" Father Lin ran over quickly, took another bottle and handed it to Gu Nianchen.

“This bottle is a gift.”

Gu Nianchen: "..."

Gu Nianchen smiled awkwardly, took two bottles of DDT, and continued to search his pockets.

After a while, he took out five dollars.

"I'm sorry, I was in a hurry to go out and forgot to bring money."

"I only brought five dollars, it's not enough."

Father Lin snatched the five dollars from his hand.

"It's okay, it's okay. I can give you a discount as a regular customer. I'll just charge you five yuan."

Gu Nianchen: "..."

"I'm not a regular customer, this is my first time here."

Lin's mother: "New customers get a better discount."

"..."

[Hahaha, Gu Nianchen is sweating profusely! ]

[Gu Nianchen: Are you so afraid that I won't die?]

【Gu Nianchen: It seems I have no choice but to die today.】

[Either die or go back to recognize your father (′′??′?`]

[Gu Nianchen, if you don't leave now, they'll probably give you a box of DDT.]

【Hahaha, I have a sense of picture.】

……

Gu Nianchen looked at the family of three standing opposite him. Not only did they not persuade him, but they also kept trying to sell him DDT.

He sighed helplessly.

He pretended to be sad and wiped his eyes with his sleeve.

"Alas...I don't want to live anymore anyway."

Gu Nianchen took out his cell phone.

"I'll give you this phone."

The three of them said in unison, "We don't want it."

"Thank you."

Gu Nianchen was stunned for a moment and asked again.

"Is there really no straw? It's not good to drink without a straw. It looks bitter."

Lin Tianyi's patience was almost exhausted.

"What are you sucking on?"

"A real man should drink it all in one gulp!"

"Well, go away and find a place where there is no one. Let's go and don't disturb us."

"..."

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