Lu Ling was completely shocked.

The scene was silent for a second.

The barrage was just the opposite, exploding in a second.

[Oh shit! Oh shit oh shit! ]

[Whose subordinates are these? They are so brave!]

[Wa Qu, An Gou, weren't you afraid before? ]

[Hahahaha…if you’re scared to the extreme, then just charge!]

[Laugh and get rich, Xiao Anzi, you have made great progress! ]

[Oh my god, I'm putting my baby to sleep. I was afraid to sleep just now, but now I'm shaking with laughter!]

[Xiao Anzi, you're making me laugh to death! ]

Amidst the screen full of "Hahahaha" comments, someone suddenly shouted.

[Oh my goodness, you're carrying the wrong thing! ! ]

The barrage of comments was so funny that it made my stomach twist.

Everyone leaned closer to take a look at the screen.

Hey!

That female corpse was standing next to Lu Ling?

On his pale face, he had the expression of an old man on the subway looking at his phone.

And what about her husband who was kicked to the ground by Lu Ling?

I finally raised my head, and the next second I was met with a pair of empty eyes.

A sound of “Ah——”

Chen Zhao's eyes rolled back and he felt dizzy.

Female corpse: “…”

Lu Ling: “…”

Barrage: 【!!!!!!!!!!!!】

[Oh my god, I’m so scared! ]

To be honest, it's not that scary. It's just that its face is a little pale, but otherwise it looks just like a living person.

[Yes, if I hadn't seen her crawling out of the coffin with my own eyes, I would definitely think she was alive.]

[Am I the only one wondering why Boss Chen is so afraid of her?]

[Yeah, didn't you say you were in love? Why is that your reaction?]

[I maintain my suspicion. The young lady's death is definitely related to Boss Chen and her best friend.]

[Everyone, now is not the time to discuss this. He's been decapitated, he's been decapitated!]

[Ahhh! What should I do? Will it run along the network cable and bite me?]

……

Outside the funeral home.

Chi Xian'an carried the "female corpse" and ran all the way back to the mourning hall.

Along the way, the female corpse screamed and cursed, and even cried for a while.

When she started crying, there was a familiar sound of boiling water.

But Chi Xian'an couldn't care less.

He gritted his teeth and rushed forward.

He rushed into the mourning hall and rushed towards the coffin in one breath.

Then there was a 'bang'.

discharge!

Chi Xian'an put the "female corpse" back into the coffin.

Kneeling in front of the coffin, Ling Yue'er and Xu Zhi, whose legs were too weak to stand up, supported each other like two elderly people in their eighties or nineties.

Seeing Chi Xian'an carrying the female corpse in, the two men retreated frantically.

I want to escape, but I can't.

Legs are weak.

Then, the moment Chi Xian'an threw the female corpse into the coffin, Xu Zhi was stunned.

"Then, then, then... that female corpse, why does it look a little familiar?"

"Yes!" Ling Yue'er also said.

"I seem to have seen it somewhere."

Xu Zhi thought about it, "Could it be in the portrait?"

Ling Yue'er: "Maybe."

As soon as he finished speaking, the female corpse in the coffin slowly stood up.

Ling Yue'er: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Xu Zhi: “Ahhhhhhhh…”

Is Chi Xian'an afraid?

Of course he was afraid, he had always been afraid.

But what can he do if he's afraid? He has no way out.

So he made up his mind and stretched out his hand.

He pushed the female corpse back.

‘Boom! ’ sound.

The female corpse was forced to lie in the coffin.

Xu Zhi and Ling Yue'er screamed and gave Chi Xian'an a thumbs up with admiration.

"Boss Chi is awesome!"

"Boss Chi 666!"

“Ah ...

Chi Xian'an pushed it back again!

The female corpse continued to rise.

Chi Xian'an continued to press it back.

At first, Ling Yue'er and Xu Zhi were too scared to look.

Gradually, after discovering that Chi Xian'an could easily control it, the two of them became bolder.

So, Ling Yue'er discovered a problem.

"Why does this female corpse look a bit like that someone, Lu Yanyan?"

Xu Zhikuang nodded, "You know what, they really do look a bit like each other."

Barrage.

[Hahahaha, is it a question of resemblance? That's Lu Yanyan!]

[Help, I'm dying of laughter! ]

[Lu Yanyan's expression right now is scarier than a female corpse, hahaha!]

[Lu Yanyan: I’m not dead yet

Chi Xian'an: You die for me! 】

[This is so funny! Chi Xian'an didn't even notice that there was something wrong with the body he brought back?]

[This guy is really too brave, hahaha.]

……

Lu Yanyan was fine, selling wreaths on the street.

For no apparent reason, he was chased by a female corpse.

Could she not run? Of course not.

But why was he carried away while running?

He was carried to the mourning hall in one breath and stuffed into the coffin.

Don't let her out yet.

What is this for?

She just appeared on a variety show, and not only was she not likable, but she was also buried alive?

What the hell?

Don't be such a bully!

Lu Yanyan collapsed.

After struggling countless times and failing to get out of the coffin, she was so angry that she cried.

So, Lu Yanyan started to boil water in the coffin.

After Chi Xian'an had pushed the "female corpse" back into the coffin countless times, he became bolder each time.

After more than ten times, the female corpse did not get up again.

Mr. Chi is a little proud: ( ̄▽ ̄)/

Ah!

admit defeat?

It’s true, the brave ones will die of overeating, and the timid ones will die of fright.

Chi Xian'an was just showing off when he heard a familiar voice coming from the coffin.

He was stunned when he heard it.

"Hey... this sister can also boil water?"

Ling Yue'er and Xu Zhi: "..."

[Hahaha, I can’t get over this boiling water joke.]

[Xiao Anzi, why don't you take a closer look to see which sister it is.]

[An Gou, I bet you won't be able to laugh for long.]

[Still laughing? Why don’t you look at what you brought back?]

[Exactly, what the hell did you bring back? You've made Xiao Anzi dirty!]

……

Chi Xian'an is still showing off: ( ̄▽ ̄)/.

As I was laughing, I suddenly heard a sound coming from the door.

Turn around and look.

Wow, Lu Ling returned with a full load.

He carried one on his shoulder and dragged another in his hand.

Chi Xian'an raised the corner of his mouth and spoke with a grin.

"That's amazing, Qiuya, you're even offering a buy one get one free deal."

The person Lu Ling was dragging was Chen Zhao, whom he knew.

But the one on his shoulders.

Uh...looks a little familiar.

Seems like I've seen it somewhere.

wipe!

I remembered.

It’s Wu Xiaoxiao, today’s protagonist, exactly the same as the one in the portrait!

Chi Xian'an was so shocked that he opened his mouth and said something.

"My goodness, are corpses so powerful now?"

"It can also split into two!"

Lu Ling: “…”

Female corpse: “…”

Everyone at the scene: "..."

Barrage:【……】

[It's so funny, Xiao Anzi, you'd rather suspect the female corpse's clone than suspect that you carried the wrong thing.]

[Help! I burst out laughing at this sentence!]

[I can still hold it in even if I carry the wrong person, but this clone really can't.]

[What the hell is this clone? Hahaha, Angou, you really have a wild imagination! ]

[Female Corpse: Do you want to hear what you are saying? ]

[Female corpse: God's damn clone, am I really that ugly? ]

……

on site.

As Chi Xian'an was talking, he also thought of this problem.

He looked at the female corpse on Lu Ling's shoulder and said something.

"Ah, the clone also has beauty treatments!"

"It has become much more handsome."

He glanced at the coffin and said:

"The one I brought back was pitch black."

"Tsk tsk..."

Lu Yanyan: "..."Are you polite?

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