The human trafficker turned himself in to the police station and said he was hiding from me

Ling Yue'er: "!!!"

"I...I can't cry back."

Ling Yue'er was so scared that her head almost fell off. She looked so pitiful.

However, the fans in the live broadcast room were all misled by Chi Xian'an's words.

Therefore, the mental state of the entire barrage is very beautiful.

"Yes, yes, Yue'er, didn't you say you were a professional and could cry back even if a corpse ran out?"

[Yue'er, what are you still standing there for? Why don't you just cry back?]

[Yue'er, are you trying to cheat? ]

[Yue'er, if you continue like this, I'll question your professionalism!]

[I'm dying of laughter. I feel sorry for Yue'er for a second. Then, when it's over, come on, cry for me! Cry your body back to me!]

【Hahahahaha...】

……

Ling Yue'er was so scared that she almost collapsed.

In fear, she came up with an idea.

beg for mercy.

So Ling Yue'er knelt on the ground sincerely and started howling.

"Sister, I was wrong. Please let me go."

"I'm not a professional mourner, I'm a part-timer."

"Oh my god! I didn't know mourning was so difficult."

"Sister, I must have cried so hard that I scared you, right?"

"You are a great man and you should not care about the mistakes of a villain. Please be kind and go back. Go back, okay? I won't cry anymore. I will shut up."

Female corpse: “…”

Everyone present: "..."

Barrage:【……】

[Yue'er, you know how to negotiate.]

[Female corpse: Sister, you've made me lose control.]

[Female corpse: Sister, you are indeed an actress! ]

Ling Yue'er: I'm a singer! I'm a fucking singer.

[Help! What good will it do you if I die of laughter?]

[I can't stop laughing! The first Chinese entertainment star to negotiate with a female corpse.]

[Ling Yue'er, have you found your own track? ]

[I'm dying of laughter. Every guest on this variety show has their own exclusive track.]

[And each of these tracks is more bizarre than the last (face covering).]

……

Ling Yue'er knelt on the ground with her forehead touching the ground, begging for mercy.

But she hardly looked up at all.

She is afraid!

I was afraid that if I raised my head, my neck would be broken and I would go from being a mourner to being buried with the dead.

No!

She hasn't lived enough, she hasn't even been in a relationship yet.

孽 孽!

Just thinking about it.

Suddenly, a scream was heard.

"what--"

Boss Chen's voice.

Ling Yue'er's curiosity was piqued and she looked up quickly.

Chen Zhao was seen screaming and running out of the mourning hall quickly.

And behind him, the female corpse crawled out of the coffin.

Ling Yue'er: "!!!!"

Others: “!!!”

Barrage in the live broadcast room.

【! ! ! 】

Oh my god, what did I see?

[It’s terrible, so terrible! ]

【Why are you chasing after Boss Chen? 】

[Could it be that Ling Yue'er's apology worked?]

[An Gou, why don't you thank Yue'er quickly? Your life is saved.]

[That's right! Angou was almost there.]

[An Gou, tell me, how much help did Yue Er give you?]

……

Everyone felt lucky for Chi Xian'an.

I thought he would survive the disaster, so I burst into tears and thanked him sincerely.

did not expect.

This guy actually turned around and looked at Lu Ling and said something.

"What should we do? Should we chase him?"

What I didn’t expect was that Lu Ling would actually answer.

"Chase!"

As soon as they finished speaking, the two of them ran out of the mourning hall together and quickly chased after the man and the corpse.

Ling Yue'er and Xu Zhi looked at each other.

Xu Zhi was shaking all over, even his lips were trembling.

"What...what should I do?"

"Chasing?"

Ling Yue'er was almost broken: "I... I can't catch up."

My legs are weak!

Xu Zhi: "If you don't chase me, then I won't chase you either."

[Hahaha, you two are really cowards.]

[The ones who chased out were a crazy man and woman, these two are a crazy man and woman.]

[Hahaha, I suddenly realized that Xu Zhi and Ling Yue'er are quite a good match.]

【Together together! 】

[When the two of them are together, do they have the guts? ]

[Next time there's thunder, the two of them will hide under the bed together.]

【I have a sense of the picture (covering my face).】

……

the other side.

Lu Ling and Chi Xian'an ran to the door of the mourning hall and saw the man and the corpse running wildly on the road.

And in front of them were Lu Yanyan and Gu Nianchen.

The two of them made some wreaths and sold them there.

Gu Nianchen had a sad face and sat in a wheelchair, looking like a dead person.

Lu Yanyan was quite hardworking. She stood on the roadside holding a wreath and asked everyone she met.

"Hello, would you like to buy a wreath?"

Perhaps she was too engrossed in the work, Lu Yanyan was so focused on selling wreaths and doing sales that she didn't even notice that a body had run out of the mourning hall.

She was standing by the roadside when she suddenly saw someone running towards her and spoke hurriedly.

"Sir, would you like to buy it..."

How could Chen Zhao have the time to buy a wreath?

If he was delayed for a moment and was caught up by Wu Xiaoxiao behind him, he would really be able to use the wreath.

Chen Zhao pushed Lu Yanyan's wreath away and ran forward quickly.

Lu Yanyan cursed.

"Really lacking in quality."

When she turned around, she saw another woman wearing a white dress like her running up.

Lu Yanyan opened her mouth and said a word.

“Beauty, buy some flowers…Ahhhh!!”

【Lu Yanyan, this idiot! 】

Why is she still selling wreaths? Hasn't she been beaten enough?

[Miss Corpse Girl, scare her to death, please!]

[Yes, yes, take her away. I really can’t bear to watch this anymore.]

[Don't tell me, Lu Yanyan's white dress is the same as the one worn by the female corpse!]

【You know what, they really do look a bit alike. 】

……

Lu Yanyan's heart almost stopped. How come this woman looked exactly like the person in the photo in the mourning hall?

Thinking of the man who seemed to have lost his soul just now, Lu Yanyan was so scared that she ran away.

The female corpse followed closely, running side by side with her.

So, as Chen Zhao was running, he found two corpses chasing him.

He is afraid!

He used all his strength and ran faster.

If you fall, get up and keep running!

So, there were five figures running on the street.

Chen Zhao.

Female corpse, Lu Yanyan.

Lu Ling, Chi Xian'an.

Wow, what a beautiful scenery.

Chen Zhao, who was in the front, was about to reach the intersection.

Lu Ling gave an order.

"quick!"

As she finished her words, she quickened her pace and rushed forward quickly.

Chi Xian'an followed closely behind.

Soon, the two caught up with the three in front.

Lu Ling ran to the front and kicked Chen Zhao directly.

Then she turned around and prepared to catch the female corpse.

Unexpectedly.

Someone was actually one step faster than her.

Lu Ling just stretched out her hand and was about to make some finger gestures when she saw Chi Xian'an rushing up quickly.

Among the two white figures walking side by side, he accurately caught the female corpse.

He put it on his shoulder and rushed back to the mourning hall.

Lu Ling: “!!!”

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