Chi Xiao: "Well, this morning when I was riding the subway, a creepy old man forced me to watch an 18+ video and even touched me. I slapped him in the face and punched and kicked him until he stopped moving."

The air in the car suddenly became quiet.

Driver: “And then?”

"I called the police. They knew me because they saved me when I was depressed and trying to jump off a building."

The driver casually asked, "Is your depression better now?"

"No, it's two-way." Chi Xiao said regretfully, "I failed the judicial examination before, and I was depressed. I practiced Sanda for a while. On the way to the mental hospital, I met a creepy uncle and couldn't help but attack him. I spent a day at the police station mediating, and now I have time to get medicine."

Two people: "..."

The driver was obviously scared.

All my emotions are directed at him. I shouldn't have been in this crappy class today!

Chi Xiao took out her phone and said, "Sister, we are both suffering from the same disease. Let's add each other on WeChat to talk about our condition."

Beauty: "...Master, please stop at the intersection ahead."

Driver: "Okay!"

As the car reached the right turn intersection, the beauty asked the driver to turn left.

The driver explained, "You can only turn right at this intersection. Turning left is illegal and going against traffic."

Beauty: "Just go from here! My home is right at the entrance of this community, how come I didn't know it!"

The driver was still explaining, "You can only turn right here, you know."

The beautiful woman said loudly: "I live right here! All the surrounding communities turn left! I was in a hurry to take my child to tutoring at noon and you did this to me!"

The driver pulled over and said, "It's none of my business if you're in a hurry. I can't have points and money deducted for a ride-sharing order."

The beauty yelled, "Then find the traffic police! Call the police and file a complaint against you!"

"Call the police now! You keep running into idiots every day." The driver got out of the car, opened the back door, and waved at Chi Xiao, "Sister, you go first. I don't want the money."

"Oh! Okay!" Chi Xiao got out of the car quickly and stood aside to watch the show.

Adults are always calmer than aunties.

Unexpectedly, the driver was the only one who remained calm. He was suppressed by the beauty throughout the whole process and could not even speak clearly.

Chi Xiao was so engrossed in watching that he was bumped into by a super-masculine old lady holding an evil fleece.

She is fine, but grandma is in trouble and is lying on the ground unable to get up.

Just as she was rubbing her hands uncomfortably, the screaming beauty next to her became extremely excited and sat down on the old lady without looking behind her.

Then the two of them had an argument and started fighting.

The evil fleece was originally barking and spinning around, but suddenly it made a comeback, ran to Chi Xiao's feet, and wet his newly bought white sneakers.

Five hundred dollars.

Gone.

The already poor family is now even worse off.

There was a lot of noise here, and not far away, a small vendor was being chased by the urban management, and he was driving past quickly with a group of customers in his car.

Three meters away, a couple who were about to divorce were arguing and pushing each other over the division of the cats and dogs in their home.

In a public restroom ten meters away, a man who claimed to be a transgender person forced his way into the women's restroom. After being stopped, he used a one-on-many method, randomly pressing heads and kissing everyone present to disgust them to death.

This is not over yet.

The store blogger was kicked out of the restaurant and squatted at the door to live broadcast, shouting constantly.

"Follow us so you won't get lost."

"Thanks to my brother Zhang for the balloons. Let's take a photo together."

"...No, why is this balloon so weird..." He leaned in closer to the screen, "It's copy and paste! Damn it! I got tricked! Get out of my livestream!!"

The woman was not allowed to park in the public parking space in front of the hotel, so she argued with dozens of hotel employees.

There was a collision on the opposite side of the road, and the traffic was blocked for a long time. The car horns played a symphony...

Dogs were barking and people were arguing.

It's a mess.

Like in Florida.

Chi Xiao let out a long sigh and was about to admit defeat and leave when he bumped into a boy wearing a baseball cap and black and blue cat-ear headphones.

The headphones fell to the ground with a crisp sound.

She quickly apologized, "Sorry, buddy."

He squatted down to pick up the earphones and handed them over. "They shouldn't be broken. Listen and see if there's still any sound."

The boy was wearing black wide-leg jeans and a white T-shirt with a green watermelon embroidered on the upper left chest.

Chi Xiao raised his eyes and glanced at the other person.

He was about 1.9 meters tall, with a sturdy build. His exposed arms were powerful and strong, with clear muscle lines.

She has fair skin, a tall and slender figure, and exudes a cool and indifferent air.

The brim of the hat covered most of her face. From her angle, she only looked like she had a straight nose and a clear jawline.

I couldn't see clearly, but judging from the aura he exuded, he was a handsome guy.

Her instincts were always spot on.

The boy frowned and was about to speak when he caught a glimpse of the red mole between her collarbone, and the words of complaint were stuck in his throat.

Chi Xiao: "...Brother?"

He took the headphones, said nothing, walked for a while, and then hurried back.

"what's your name?"

"..." Chi Xiao looked puzzled, "I didn't scream."

"I'm asking what your name is."

It's not going to cost you money.

These headphones don't look cheap.

"My name is Xingzhe Sun."

"..." The boy had no expression on his face. He lowered his eyes to look at his shoes that smelled of urine and fell into deep thought.

"Are the headphones still in good condition?" Chi Xiao smiled with a needy look on his face. "What I mean is, since I didn't do it on purpose, please give me a way out."

The other party didn't say anything, which made her already bad mood even more irritated.

He threw a punch, stopping just before it touched her face.

The wind from the fist ruffled Chi Xiao's hair and made her completely manic.

"...Not really, big brother."

“Do my hands look good?”

“…” The handsome guy has a good-looking face, but his brain is not very good.

Like Chaoxiong.

"It looks good, looks good, looks good, it's so good~~" He said with an exaggerated expression.

The boy withdrew his hand, laughed at himself and shook his head.

"fine."

After saying that, he left without looking back.

“…”Chi Xiao couldn’t laugh anymore.

Things haven't been going well lately, I keep running into weird people.

Just like the client three days ago, who spent 100,000 yuan just to get the private photos of Yunding’s president.

It's perverted, so perverted.

Private photos can be photoshopped, my friend. I can give you any size of bird you want.

Eight-pack abs?

Noisy~~~

Give you double P.

The other party sent a photo of Yunding’s president in a suit.

【Video as evidence, additional fee.】

received!

You can't always go against money.

Yunding Group is the largest multinational group in China, no doubt about it.

The business is very broad and covers many fields.

The company is involved in manufacturing, service industry and technological innovation.

Its business coverage is so wide that it can be said to be a leader in the industry and covers everything.

While having strong strength, the background is still strong.

I heard that President Yunding’s great-grandfather was a general and held a very high position.

President Yunding took over his company's business at a young age and often attended major meetings.

Ordinary people can't see him at all.

But she is not an ordinary person.

One photo for 100,000 is a good deal.

But from the two days of handing out flyers and observing at the bottom of the building, there was absolutely no gain.

I want to work as a cleaner to get in.

However, the cleaning lady’s bottom line was still too high. She refused to agree to a paid vacation of 500 yuan a day and actually asked for 800 yuan.

I only make a hundred dollars just by handing out flyers.

These days, even the cleaning lady who enjoys the five social insurances and one housing fund can’t get a job.

"It was her! She was the one who hit me!"

A powerful old lady's voice brought Chi Xiao back to his senses.

When she came to her senses, she saw three or four policemen surrounding her, looking at her in line with her accusation.

Chi Xiao yelled, "I'm so wronged! She didn't look at the road as she walked, her brain was overpowering her cerebellum, her left foot tripped over her right, and she fell down. It's not my fault! Master Qingtang, there are surveillance cameras here, can you adjust them?"

Grandma Chaoxiong: "How can you be so uneducated as a young man? You've read so many books in vain! They've all gone to waste! I'm an old lady, don't you have any elderly people in your family? You'll also be old in the future, and when you're old you'll understand&%#&@%…"

Ah... I really want to punch this old guy to death.

Chi Xiao, you have to remember that you are a person of status now and you can't curse people casually.

Otherwise... you'll be so happy that you'll die.

A young policeman suddenly said, "Why are you here again?"

The other police officers asked, “What’s going on?”

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