Eight years later.

On a hot afternoon, a slender woman stood under the Yunding Building, constantly distributing flyers in her hand.

How was it sent?

Fully automatic card dealing.

Suddenly, she saw something and her hand paused.

The environmental protection lady urged, "Little girl, why don't you send it anymore?"

Chi Xiao came back to his senses and looked at the mountain of flyers in the tricycle in front of him. He then touched his side, but found it was empty.

The flyers were distributed too quickly today.

I have to get more tomorrow.

She took out a few flyers and was warned by the environmental protection lady, "Why are you taking things out like that, little girl?"

Ignore warnings.

Just take it and go.

When I turned around, someone bumped into my shoulder.

It's harmless.

Keep it civil.

When he was about to leave, he was stopped by someone.

"Are people like this nowadays? They hit someone and don't even say sorry?"

Chi Xiao had a blank expression on his face, and his voice was a little rude, "It's okay."

The man was stunned for a moment, then yelled at her boyfriend, "Is she an idiot? Is she an idiot? Huh? Is it so difficult for me to ask you to say sorry?!"

Boy friend:"……"

"Why are you targeting me? Why why why why!!"

My boyfriend was annoyed by the noise. Seeing everyone around him looking at him, he felt annoyed, rubbed his ears, and left.

Seeing this, Chi Xiao didn't leave and smiled, "Your boyfriend doesn't want you~~~"

The girl was even more annoyed and came over to curse, but Chi Xiao dodged with a coquettish move, tilted his head, smiled provocatively, and then ran away quickly.

I'm not in the mood to have fun today, and I haven't completed my mission yet.

As soon as I turned around and walked to the food street next door, I saw a group of people gathered together, and the sound of middle-aged women arguing passionately on the microphone.

The souls of the fun-loving people were stimulated and they ran over to become happy spectators.

The two aunts quarreled over the stall, and both sides used magic attacks.

The aunt on the left was aggressive and attacked the aunt on the right. Her hands kept changing and she shouted, "Back off, back off, back off, back off!!"

The aunt on the right couldn't stand it any longer, and with a ferocious look on her face, she took out a magic sticker from her crotch and threw it at the other person.

The magic sticker fell on the face of a passing old man.

The old man received a red card for no reason and looked confused.

The Velcro was thrown to the ground.

Before everyone could see clearly, the aunt on the left was not willing to be outdone. She was about to bend down to pick it up and throw it back, but her hand stopped.

The old lady's waist, which had been bent for a lifetime, seemed to be broken at this moment.

A red, blood-stained sanitary napkin lay messily on the ground.

The old lady took out her little treasure, and the enemies cried when they saw it.

The aunt successfully turned my aunt's shame into her rampant behavior.

Many onlookers started talking.

"Auntie, this amount of blood is more than I have in seven days."

"The hot-blooded old lady and the pale-faced young man."

"It looked like a red card, but in fact it was a victory for us."

Chi Xiao stood at the front and saw the whole process, his eyes fell on the red Velcro.

Has today's society become so crazy?

The crowd scattered like birds and beasts.

Chi Xiao also ran. If she didn't run, she would be the one to be given a red card.

It's three o'clock and it's hot.

She decided to change her strategy and took out her cell phone to order a ride.

Why don't you take a taxi? Is it to save money?

No.

Because I have no money.

The lucky card from eight years ago was taken away by the black-hearted brother before I got off the boat.

She seriously suspected that it was the fourth-generation rich man named "Brother Li" who filed the complaint.

Distressed!

I actually lost a huge sum of money!

Idiot!

I was so obedient at that time!

Minors are easy to deceive.

The ride arrived quickly, and the moment I got on, I knew this was going to be a good trip.

There was a handsome guy and a beautiful girl sitting in the back seat.

Although they were all wearing masks, judging from their firm and confident eyes, they were definitely normal people.

As the vehicle was driving normally, the beautiful woman said, "Master, hurry up and take me to Erxian Bridge first."

The master didn't say anything.

The beauty said again: "Master, take Chenghua Avenue."

There was a red light ahead and the car stopped.

Master: "I see, it's right next to Chenghua Avenue."

Beauty: "So you're going to turn left later?"

Master: “Yes.”

The car was quiet for a moment.

Beauty: "The red light for turning left is the hardest to wait for!"

It didn't take long.

Beauty: "No...why hasn't the red light ended yet?"

Master: “There is no number displayed, so I don’t know.”

Silence for 0.9999 seconds.

The scream almost pierced Chi Xiao's eardrum.

“Ah ...

The whole car was filled with shrill shouts.

Chi Xiao closed his eyes and lay on the chair with a dead heart.

It's too scary. I suggest canceling the red light.

The handsome guy next to him covered his ears and whispered, "Stop making noise."

I don’t know which word broke the beauty’s defense, and she started to mess up the formula.

"You yelled at me! You actually yelled at me! I have depression! Can this world give people with depression a little love and care! Ahhhhhh!!! I hate you! You all deserve to die!!"

I never thought about dying myself or leaving others to die, and my mental state is very good.

No, I didn't say a word...

The handsome guy said weakly, "Stop talking now. I'm depressed too. It's so easy to get depressed these days."

"Do you look down on me, on women? Do you discriminate against me? Aa ...

The screaming continued for a minute.

The handsome guy was the first to have a mental breakdown, opened the car door and got out quickly.

When he climbed over the fence, he sat directly on the cavalry coming from the opposite direction.

Police: “Where are you going?”

Handsome guy: "...Go to the police station?"

Police: “1.”

Handsome guy: "Do I look like a 1?"

Police: “…You look like an idiot to me.”

Handsome guy: "You insulted my dignity! Just wait! Go to the police station and arrange a seven-day tour for me before I forgive you!"

Police: "...I've never seen such an unreasonable request."

The screaming continued in the car.

Chi Xiao looked at the driver.

She saw fear in the other person's eyes.

Driver: "It's like the Aztec death whistle."

Chi Xiao shook his head. "That's the cry of Identity V players after they've been defeated in a row."

The driver was stunned for a moment. He had actually met a kindred spirit. "What sound could be more terrifying than the sound of eight in the morning?"

Chi Xiao laughed miserably.

Yes, right now. It's a sound that shakes the soul. I feel like if I stay any longer, I'll go crazy.

If you know there is a tiger in the mountain, don't go there.

As soon as she put her hand on the doorknob, she heard a slight sound of locking.

The door is locked.

"I beg you, please be my witness and give me a ride for free."

"Okay, bro."

The red light for turning left finally turned green and the vehicle started again.

The beauty behind was still screaming and showed no intention of stopping.

Chi Xiao wanted to cry but had no tears, "Don't call me big sister, I'm scared."

"Shut up! What's your business! Aa ...

Chi Xiao couldn't stand it anymore, so he unbuckled his seat belt and rushed to the back, pulled off her mask, and slapped her mouth frequently with his hands.

Beauty: “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh…”

driver:"……"

The beauty didn't react for a moment, and when she came to her senses, Chi Xiao had already helped her put on the mask.

Chi Xiao: “Master, send me to the mental hospital first, I will go get the medicine.”

The driver glanced in the rearview mirror and said, "Hmm."

The beauty suddenly became calm, "Are you mentally ill?"

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