The Ancient Growth Diary of a Little Zombie
Chapter 87 I Don’t Want to Go to School~
The people who were still at home heard Xiao Wang's voice and came over to see what happened.
When they arrived, they saw the little zombie still at home, and they all looked surprised.
It turned out to be the first day of class, and everyone was busy early in the morning, so they completely forgot about the corpse that had escaped.
Wang didn't waste any time, she just grabbed the corpse's ear and walked out.
Although Mr. Yun was forced to stay in the village by them, they still had to show him due respect.
This damn girl was so disrespectful to the gentleman on the first day. What if the gentleman makes things difficult for her in the future?
But I have heard that most of these scholars are narrow-minded and petty.
As Wang thought about it, she quickened her pace.
On the first day of taking office, the principal Shishi was pinched by his own grandmother and screamed:
"Hey, what are you doing, parent?
If you have something to say, please speak up!"
After hearing what her granddaughter said, Wang finally stopped.
He tilted his head, squinted his eyes, and asked in a somewhat unfriendly tone:
"What did you call me, you little bitch?"
The corpse, sensing danger, swallowed unconsciously, but still said stubbornly:
“I’m the principal!
Your children are studying in my school.
Shouldn’t I call you a student’s parent?”
Shishi's words made Wang laugh in anger. She gritted her teeth and asked in a voice that seemed to be squeezed out from between her teeth:
"What do you mean by my home?
What's wrong with you being the principal?
Why doesn't the principal have to go to school?"
On the day the school was completed, the little girl insisted on becoming the principal, and everyone just let her go for fun.
Great! So the principal meant that the school was hers!
"Ah! The principal doesn't need to study!"
Shishi raised his little head proudly and started showing off again.
Wang Shi didn't want to continue arguing with this stupid girl, so she pointed at the little Wang Shi who was following behind her and said:
"Third daughter-in-law, take your daughter to the master yourself and apologize to him."
"Oh, okay, I get it, mom."
Xiao Wang agreed, then picked up the corpse by the back of his collar and strode towards the school.
The corpse was still struggling frantically in her mother's hands:
"Wow, wow, wow~ I'm the principal, I don't have to go to school, grandma!
I don’t want to go to school~~"
However, Shi Shi never uses his superpowers to fight against his family. Ever since he kicked his younger brother last time, Shi Shi has been very cautious, fearing that he would hurt his family again.
So now she could only let her strong mother carry her all the way, and she couldn't run away.
When Shisi was pushed into the study by her mother, she was still doubting her life.
No?
How come the principal has to go to class here too?
Xiao Wang bowed and apologized to Yun Yi for a long time before leaving.
When Yun Yi returned to the classroom and saw the little girl with a face full of resentment, he didn't feel that she was disrespectful to him. He even found it a little funny.
I thought to myself that I was not a serious gentleman anyway.
This little girl looks like a little devil outside, but unexpectedly she is so well-behaved in front of her mother.
Her mother carried her here like a chicken.
After admiring Shisi's frustrated look, Yun Yi continued to teach him one thing, two things, three things.
The corpse became even angrier after hearing Yun Yi's teaching content!
what the hell!
These corpses can do it at the age of three!
So the corpse began to slack off openly, without disturbing others. She just lay on the desk with her head buried. If her shoulders didn't move occasionally, everyone would have thought she was asleep.
Soon everyone in the study heard it.
"Crack, crack"
There was a sound like mice stealing food at night.
At once, everyone looked towards the source of the sound, and saw that the small body lying on the ground was moving with increasing frequency.
Yun was shocked to see that this little girl dared to challenge his authority as a teacher so blatantly.
He immediately shouted in a stern tone:
"Sang Shishi!"
"To!"
The little zombie stood up as if by reflex, with his hands pressed tightly against his sides and his small body standing straight.
There was a circle of shiny red oil stains around her little mouth, and half a melon seed shell was stuck on her chin.
It's not hard to tell how much the little mouse has built in just a short while.
When Yun Yi saw her like this, he almost laughed out loud.
Although he held back.
But the group of children couldn't help themselves and immediately burst into laughter in the classroom.
"Ha ha ha ha......"
"Geese, geese, geese~"
"Haha, hiccups, haha..."
......
Well, the corpse knew that he had lost face again.
He silently raised his little fist and tried to save face.
In an instant, the laughter really stopped.
Seeing that the little girl was angry and embarrassed, Yun Yi quickly concealed the smile on his face.
Then, with a cold look and a serious tone, he asked with a gentlemanly air:
“Sang Shishi!
Why aren't you listening to the class? Have you learned everything the teacher taught you?"
After hearing this, Shishi raised his head proudly and answered with great confidence and determination:
"right!
I know them all! "
Yun Yi was stunned when he heard this, and wondered if this girl had ever been to school before?
But there are still some doubts:
"In that case, then come up and write it!
So that everyone may learn from you."
The corpse was extremely happy to have the opportunity to show off.
With a little face full of pride, he walked up to the podium with great confidence.
He took the chalk-like object that Yun Yi handed over to him.
Without any hesitation, he raised his hand and drew a few strokes on the wooden board hanging on the wall.
After writing, he turned around, raised his head proudly and said to Chongyun:
"It's written!"
When the corpse turned sideways, everyone saw several crooked lines on the wooden board.
The corpse was written in Arabic numerals.
There was a silent pause.
I want to laugh but I dare not!
They could only pinch their thighs tightly, purse their mouths like silver carp, and hold their nostrils shut.
As the only one present who had been beaten by the little zombie, he had also witnessed her fighting with his master.
Yun Yi clapped his hands silently from the bottom of his heart and shouted loudly:
"Great! Very well written!
This young man is teachable!"
She silently thought that if she failed to escape today, she would go to her mother to complain at night.
It’s a pity that he didn’t know that in the end, neither of his two wishes came true.
When the children saw that the teacher took the lead in applauding, they cooperated very well.
There were bursts of quacking sounds in the study again.
Shishi was very satisfied, and floated away again amid the constant quacking sounds.
He raised his two little hands into the air and pressed them down. After the applause stopped, he coughed twice and said:
"Ahem, from now on you can call me Principal!
Do you know that I am the boss in this school?"
Everyone in the room became even quieter, looking at each other, wondering what she was up to.
The children of Old Sang’s family were even more troubled!
Didn’t grandma not want her to be the boss?
Why are you here in school to be the boss again?
What if this makes the gentleman angry and something bad happens?
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