The Ancient Growth Diary of a Little Zombie

Seeing the dirty look on his sister's face, Sang Jiahe didn't care about the disgust for a moment.

He simply grabbed his brother with his left hand, and with his right hand, he took his brother's sleeve and rubbed it all over the corpse's face.

There's nothing he can do about it; he doesn't have the habit of wearing a handkerchief.

Besides, now that I'm old enough, I have to pay attention to my image and my clothes can't be sloppy.

Grandma said that a sloppy man can't get a wife.

What if the girl passing by is your future wife?

If he abandons himself just because of this one encounter, who can he cry to?

Xiao Jiale stared at his sleeves stained with snot and tears in disbelief, his dark eyes trembling slightly in astonishment.

Is this something a human being can do?

The corpse doesn't care about all this. After eating the delicious food, he is happy again.

I never thought about opening a clothing store. I made the mistake first.

Generally speaking, if the corpse is at fault first and what the other person did is not too excessive, the corpse will admit it honestly.

The corpse was chewing the candied haws with relish while walking towards the candied haws stall.

"Boss, help me put all these...

Boss, how much do these cost?"

Shishi shouted with great momentum when he remembered what had just happened.

She's not a rich woman anymore...

So I changed my tone very rationally and asked about the price first.

The man selling candied haws was an old man. He just watched the three children being thrown out.

But when he saw the little girl still holding his own candied haws in her hand, he thought of how heartbreakingly she had cried just now.

Still very patiently explained to Shishi:

"This candied haws is five cents a string.

I still have forty-five strings here. If you want all of them, just give me two taels of silver."

Corpse: Aba Aba?

What is two coins?

This time, Shi was smart enough not to ask his most trusted brother.

He turned around and looked at his eldest brother behind him, took out all his belongings and showed them to him.

"Brother, can I buy all the candied haws here with this money?"

Seeing that his sister had so much change that she could hardly hold it in one hand, Sang Jiahe's pupils shrank in shock.

He nodded reluctantly.

"OK."

This little Ba actually has more silver than I do!

After being thrown out, he thought his sister was as penniless as he was...

Seeing that the eldest brother answered yes, Shisi became brave again.

Feeling that he was able to do it again, the corpse raised his hand holding the silver and slapped it on the other person's stall with a "snap".

That's so imposing!

Then he successfully spent more than one or two taels of silver to buy forty-five strings of candied haws.

One of the extra coins was used to compensate for the stall that was smashed by the corpse, and no one knew where the rest was blown away.

The three of them searched around the stall for a long time but couldn't find it...

The corpse that had wasted countless strings of candied haws finally became obedient.

The autistic corpse walked towards the cattle cart with heavy steps, his head drooping.

The two brothers Sang Jia and Sang Jiale followed closely behind, holding candied haws covered with a little dust in their arms.

They all stared at Shishi's back with a condemning look as if he were a prodigal.

Not long after the three of them arrived, the main force also returned one after another.

When Mr. Sang came back, he first looked up and down at the three of them.

Perhaps because the corpse's skin color was too dark, he could not see the corpse's red eyes. He only felt that the two little guys were very quiet and well-behaved.

Then, Grandpa Sang stretched out his two big hands and rubbed the tops of the two boys' heads with great satisfaction.

Well, he looks very well behaved!

Just like that, Shishi came with a happy look on the surface, but left crying inside.

......

The sun was exceptionally bright that day, as if it was revealing someone's mood.

Yes, today is the first time that Yun Yi has stepped out of the woodshed after almost a month in coming to Sangjia Village.

These days, he had to eat, drink, defecate and urinate in that small room. Although he had no requirements for the environment, he felt deeply humiliated and depressed.

If he wasn't afraid of exposing his true identity and these unruly people harassing his master...

Yun Yi stepped out of the door and took a deep breath of the outside air.

It's the long-lost breath of freedom~

My heart is filled with excitement.

Master! Your most capable subordinate is coming back!

"Mr. Yun, let's go to school first. The children are already waiting for you."

The old village chief's kind tone interrupted Yun Yi's fantasy.

No matter how excited Yun Yi was when he was interrupted, his face remained calm. He only asked with a slightly puzzled tone:

"School?"

The old village chief explained with a smile as he pulled Yun Yi out:

"Mr. Yun, let's talk while we walk.

It was that girl Shishi who said that the word "school" didn't sound good and she wanted to call it "academy."

Yun Yi nodded thoughtfully after hearing this.

This village is really weird. Changing the name of the school is a big deal, right?

He changed it just because that little girl said something unpleasant.

Does that little girl have any other secrets besides her abilities that I haven't discovered yet?

Otherwise, why would the whole village dote on her so much?

The school in Sangjia Village is located in the middle of the village. It consists of three rooms covered with blue bricks and large tiles, surrounding a small courtyard.

There are two large rooms and one small room. The large one is for the children to study and the small one is for the husband to live in.

Yun Yi was stunned when he followed the village chief into the study.

"Hello, sir!"

I saw that in the study room, men and women, big and small, about forty or fifty children all stood up and bowed to greet me.

Yun Yi stared blankly at these children, the oldest of whom was probably fourteen or fifteen years old, and the youngest was three or four years old with a big snot hanging from his nose. He subconsciously waved his hand and replied:

"Please sit down..."

The village chief had told him that the monthly salary of five taels of silver would include food and accommodation, and he thought it was a good treatment at the time!

But nowadays......

Yun was stunned and didn't know how to start.

Forget it. In order to escape successfully, it doesn’t matter whether I release one sheep or a flock of sheep.

Just fool around for now.

After bidding farewell to the old village chief and others, Yun Yi thought that these children probably couldn't read a single word.

Just teach them to write a few big characters.

So Yun Yi started teaching from one, two, three.

How could he know that the older ones among these children had attended school in their early years, and the younger ones had also been taught by the older ones, and only the youngest ones really could not read a single word.

But the kids didn't say anything either.

I think the teacher has his own method of teaching.

The children over there have started learning one, two, three.

The corpse here just put his hands behind his back and walked out of his room unsteadily.

Seeing her mother washing vegetables in the yard, Shishi greeted her in a very familiar manner:

"Good morning, parents of students!"

Xiao Wang: ???

When she looked up, she saw the little girl appear in front of her, and her voice became much higher in surprise.

"Why are you still here, girl?"

Shouldn't this child be studying in school now?