Pendulum: I'm a knife seller on credit, and I'm looking for Ah Cha to collect the debt.

The magic spells of these immortals are still very powerful.

And they tried many methods to get rid of the negative states in their bodies.

The wounds caused by the knife and the Xuanyuan Sword were not one-time, but caused long-lasting blood loss.

Moreover, many immortals have tried treatment methods, but none of them were successful.

The Jade Emperor was the first one to be hit. He tried many methods to heal the wounds on his body. He even took out a bunch of Nine Revolutions Great Rejuvenation Pills and elixirs that could bring the dead back to life from the mustard seed space, but it was of no avail.

The spells are of no use at all.

Even the Medicine King was pulled out, but he couldn't even heal his own wounds, let alone those of others.

Finally, the Medicine King discovered the problem and shouted, "Everyone, stop! Don't use elixirs, don't use spells, don't do anything. The wound will slowly heal, but the speed will be extremely slow, roughly equivalent to the reaction of a human being when injured."

If Medicine King did not have a special physique and was not extremely sensitive, he would not have been able to discover this.

After the Medicine King said this, many immortals really stopped to try or sense it, and the results they sensed were similar to what the Medicine King said.

For a moment, many people in the entire Lingxiao Palace were wailing:

"Are you kidding? I became an immortal 1400 years ago. I don't even remember what I looked like as a human."

"Is this what it means to return to one's true nature? It turns out the realm of the knife seller on credit is so high."

"Damn it, did you drink fake wine?"

"If a human were injured like this, they would probably die, right?"

"I shouldn't have laughed at Song Yuan earlier."

"Why is it that only that fat guy and Guanyin suffered this hardship at Lingshan, while all of us have to suffer this hardship?"

"That might be the case."

……

As they chatted, the entire Lingxiao Palace became quiet again.

In fact, Song and Yuan were also very surprised.

Because he can feel it.

The knife of my ancestor seems to be getting farther and farther away from me.

Could this guy really have run to Tushita Heaven?

Moreover, the ancestor's sword was also wandering around with the Xuanyuan Sword.

The Fifth Young Master could no longer see the Nameless Blade and Xuanyuan Sword in the picture. He immediately had a bad feeling. He turned to look at Song Yuan and asked anxiously, "So, those two swords have gone to Lingshan now?"

"That's possible." Song Yuan frowned, unsure: "Maybe he went out to play. Don't forget that those two are magical weapons. It's normal for them to have a spirit or something."

Although he said so, the Fifth Young Master still looked at the Queen Mother of the West beside him with suspicion.

The Queen Mother of the West didn't say much, she just waved her hand in the air, and a picture appeared in the air.

Just like real-time monitoring, what was displayed on the screen was the nameless sword and the Xuanyuan Sword.

They were flying forward at a very fast speed.

When the Fifth Young Master saw this scene, his eyes widened in surprise: "You, a goddess, are quite powerful. You even know this kind of move."

Song Yuan realized belatedly that the Fifth Prince had no idea of the Queen Mother of the West's true identity.

Queen Mother of the West snorted coldly and said nothing.

While they were talking, they saw the immortals in the Lingxiao Palace quickly open a light curtain, which showed the newly built Lingshan.

The immortals in the Heavenly Palace looked at the familiar yet unfamiliar Lingshan Mountain with bewildered expressions, talking at once:

"Is this the sacred mountain newly built by the Buddha?"

"Why would you build something new when all is well? Do you have nothing better to do? Renovate your home? That sacred mountain was previously nourished by spiritual veins, and now it's gone just like that?"

"I really have nothing better to do. Isn't that Lingshan Mountain beautiful?"

"Wasn't the original Lingshan used to pay off a debt? You're so out of touch with the news. This is the new Lingshan built by the Buddha himself. It's said that it only took half an hour."

"Can half an hour in Tushita Heaven be compared to half an hour in the Nine Heavens? How big is the difference?"

……

Just as the immortals were discussing, two cold rays of light rushed directly into Lingshan.

It was so fast that even the "surveillance" couldn't see it clearly.

All the immortals were stunned for a moment, but soon they quickly began to applaud:

"Well done, it's finally the turn of these bald donkeys."

"These bastards, why didn't they just behave themselves and pay their debts? Or maybe they should have been polite to those people who bought knives on credit. Now look what happened, the fire is burning directly on us. We are really wronged."

"Right, right, right. We should ask those bald donkeys for compensation for the property damage. We are at such a huge loss."

"Finally it's their turn, hahahaha, I want to see how hard their butts are!"

"Those bald asses basically train their bodies. Their bodies are as strong as iron. Maybe their butts are really tough!"

"How come you're still trying to boost others' prestige and destroy your own ambition?"

……

The whole heaven was in an uproar.

The entire blacksmith shop was extremely excited.

Because Zhao Li and Xiao Ya, who were taking a break, also came to the blacksmith shop, this guy brought some junk food specifically for Song Yuan.

There's no other way. Recently, the meals cooked by the Fifth Young Master have been more and more inclined towards health preservation, and he has been asked to get all kinds of medicinal herbs and spiritual plants that can nourish the body.

This kind of healthy food can indeed prolong life after eating, but it has a very obvious disadvantage, which is that it will make life seem meaningless.

So Song Yuan often asked Zhao Li to bring him some junk food.

I want spicy noodles, cola, and everything.

"Are you guys watching the Three Realms livestream? Isn't this Lingshan?" Zhao Li came over with a look of surprise on his face. He then glanced at the familiar yet unfamiliar immortals in the Lingxiao Palace. "They seem to be having some fun. Everyone's been stabbed in the back and is bleeding. Could this guy be the legendary Jade Emperor? The blood splattered looks like a cosmos flower, a red one at that."

Song Yuan nodded and grabbed a bottle of Coke from Zhao Li. "Yes, I came here today to watch the Three Realms live broadcast. It's quite interesting."

Zhao Li was filled with confusion. After all, that was the legendary Lingxiao Palace, and these people were all gods. "Can't gods heal themselves when they're injured? If their clothes get dirty, can't they use magic to clean them? What special habits do they have?"

Queen Mother of the West coughed and said, "Probably." She looked a little embarrassed.

The Fifth Young Master pulled Zhao Li aside to explain, with a smug and boastful air: "Did you see those two cold rays? One is the nameless sword forged by the ancestor of the knife seller, and the other is the Xuanyuan Sword."

Just as he finished speaking, the two cold rays of light passed through the body of a monk, rushed forward, and locked onto his buttocks.

It felt so good when he thrust into me.

"No," Zhao Li felt a chill run down his spine at the sight. "Do these two swords have some special quirks? Why do they have to stab from behind? It's so scary."

Xiaoya licked her lips and said darkly, "Do you think it won't be scary if you stab it from the front?"

Stab from the front... This time Zhao Li felt his lower body was cold.

"The morals of the world are going downhill, the morals of the world are going downhill!" Zhao Li was furious and indignant. "We must bring these two things back and deal with them properly. This is a complete insult to our boss's reputation, don't you agree, Fifth Brother?"

Song Yuan's eyes lit up: "Yes, yes, these are the ideas of those two guys, and have nothing to do with me."

Queen Mother of the West felt her scalp tingle, and said helplessly in her heart: Even if those immortals knew that it was related to you, they probably wouldn't even dare to fart.

Unless they still want to be stabbed.