Pendulum: I'm a knife seller on credit, and I'm looking for Ah Cha to collect the debt.

It is said that the knife made by the knife seller is extremely fast, but the Xuanyuan Sword is not much slower.

Two cold rays shot up into the sky, and the heavenly soldiers and generals at the South Heaven Gate could not defend it at all. They turned into a streak of light and directly broke through the South Heaven Gate. The powerful airflow they brought with them even scattered all the heavenly soldiers and generals.

The two cold rays of light charged directly into the Lingxiao Palace. After reaching the Lingxiao Palace, the Xuanyuan Sword was still stunned for a moment, but the nameless sword of the knife seller went crazy and charged directly into the crowd.

In just a few breaths, he pierced the buttocks of dozens of gods.

"Ahhhhh!!"

"Fuck! Fuck!"

"It's day!"

"Song Yuan!! Song Yuan, are you crazy??"

"Where is Song Yuan? Bastard, do you have any shame? Do you have any shame? "

“Ah~~~~ It feels a little good… No!! Are you serious??”

……

The entire Lingxiao Palace was in chaos.

It turned out that those gods were stabbed by Song and Yuan without any warning.

Now they are a little more vigilant.

They all covered their buttocks and dodged quickly with grim expressions.

However, no matter how they dodged, they would suffer the same fate once they were locked by the nameless knife.

It wasn't until the nameless knife had stabbed hundreds of immortals that Xuanyuan Sword finally came to his senses. At this moment, a loli voice came from Xuanyuan Sword: "It's fun, it's really fun!!"

The Jade Emperor sensed the presence of the Xuanyuan Sword and appeared from mid-air. He ignored the chaotic scene in the Lingxiao Palace and stared at the Xuanyuan Sword intently: "What's going on? You finally came back, you..."

Before the Jade Emperor could finish his words, the Xuan-Yuan Sword flew directly towards him like a young swallow returning to its nest.

The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "You are sensible enough to come back."

He made a greeting gesture.

The Xuanyuan Sword stopped near the Jade Emperor.

The nameless knife sister just now only stabbed me in the butt.

But the Jade Emperor actually greeted him head-on.

Xuanyuan Sword adjusted its angle.

With the Jade Emperor's confused look on his face, he slowly moved behind the Jade Emperor. At this time, the Jade Emperor didn't know what was happening.

Just about to speak.

The Xuanyuan Sword turned into a streak of light, and even flashed in the middle.

The speed was extremely fast, and the sword directly stabbed into the Jade Emperor's buttocks.

Jade Emperor:? ? ?

Immortals in Lingxiao Palace: ∑(っ°Д°;)っ

At that moment, time seemed to stand still.

The blade of the Xuanyuan Sword is 10 meters long and about centimeters wide.

This time it went straight into 1 meters.

After the Xuanyuan Sword was stabbed, it was pulled out with a whoosh.

Then it turned into a streak of purple light and locked onto the next unlucky immortal.

The Jade Emperor was lying on the ground in an extremely ugly posture. He climbed up very awkwardly. You know, the Jade Emperor has a lot of magic spells. In addition to the Nine Dragons Qi, he also has other defensive moves.

In fact, to be honest, few people can really do anything to him.

Few could break through his defense.

Even with the Xuanyuan Sword, this is not possible.

But this time, not only did it break through the defense, but it also penetrated so deep.

The Jade Emperor climbed up from the ground with great difficulty. He originally wanted to use magic to heal his wounds, but at this time he was surprised to find that the wounds had no way to heal on their own.

The expression on his face was almost cracked. The Jade Emperor stood there in a very awkward posture, even forgetting to find out what was wrong with Xuanyuan Sword. He tried to heal his wounds repeatedly with an incredible look on his face.

But it's no use.

No matter how many times the healing spell is used.

That wound never healed.

Moreover, when the Jade Emperor turned around, he could clearly see the splattering blood behind the other person, which looked like a big red chrysanthemum swaying in the wind, or a cosmos.

Nezha fell to the ground holding his buttocks, and the wounds on his body could not heal. At this time, he looked at his weak and helpless old father beside him. At this time, Li Tianwang did not dare to throw away the tower in his hand.

Li Tianwang held the tower tightly in his hand, not caring about the wound on his butt at all. He was the typical person who only protected his head and not his butt. To be honest, there was nothing he could do and no time to protect himself, so a small fountain appeared behind Li Tianwang, and blood was dripping.

Nezha looked at his unlucky father with a smile on his face. Even though he had no way to stab the other person to death, there were people who helped him.

At this time, Nezha took out his mobile phone and pointed it at the Jade Emperor in front of him.

The Jade Emperor was already frantic: "Why can't this wound heal? Taibai, Taibai, where have you been?"

Taibai was not much better than the Jade Emperor. He had thrown his cell phone aside long ago, but his phone was still floating in the air, emitting a faint golden light, and it captured the entire tragic scene in the Lingxiao Palace.

Sometimes you can even give a certain deity a close-up.

Song Yuan was so happy that he was laughing so hard that his teeth were showing.

The Fifth Young Master said as flatteringly as possible: "Boss, this move is simply brilliant. Moreover, after stabbing them with your knife, even the Jade Emperor couldn't heal the wound. I really can't imagine what these guys look like when they usually discuss matters in the hall. Wouldn't that be hilarious?

The Queen Mother of the West had an expression that was hard to describe, and even when she saw Song Yuan, her face was full of panic.

The Song and Yuan dynasties were truly too cruel and overbearing.

Of course, we cannot rule out the possibility that these people are courting death.

They dared to laugh at Song Yuan like this in front of him, but it was also very likely that they didn't even know Song Yuan existed.

Although the Fifth Prince and Queen Mother of the West tried their best to flatter Song Yuan, they both felt pain in their buttocks when they saw this scene.

The Fifth Young Master was so happy that he felt that following Song Yuan was the wisest choice.

At this time, the Fifth Prince and Queen Mother of the West could only record all the current scenes. If they couldn't beat them, they would join in. Otherwise, how could they sing against Song Yuan or something?

It is absolutely impossible to sing the opposite tune.

Now the Fifth Young Master and the Queen Mother of the West both feel pain in their anus.

The entire Lingxiao Palace was a horrible sight. Some were covering their buttocks, some were casting spells, some were taking drugs, it was chaos.

The representative of drug abuse is Taishang Laojun. This guy simply eats a gourd of pills as candy beans and pours them directly into his mouth.

But it was of no use at all. Not to mention the nameless sword used by Song Yuan, even the wounds caused by the Xuanyuan Sword were of the tearing type.

I don't know if it was the Jade Emperor's illusion, but I always felt that I had lost my magic for a long time. Not only did it not relieve my pain, it seemed that the wound on my butt was getting bigger and bigger, and I even felt that it was faintly penetrating into my internal organs.

"I'm not going to die, am I?" There were constant wailing sounds on the field, and someone suddenly shouted this.

Suddenly, the entire Lingxiao Palace became even more chaotic, and a group of immortals screamed:

"Damn it, is the only thing we can rely on is the Conferred God List?"

"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay!! Even after we die, we can still use the Conferred God List to revive."

"What if the wounds on our bodies are still there after we die?"

"Could this be Song Yuan's doing? This must be Song Yuan's doing. If it wasn't him, who else could have such a skill?"

"When we laughed at Song Yuan and teased him just now, could he hear it?"

……

A group of immortals regretted their decision.