I, the poor monk Tang San, buried the sky, buried the earth, buried all living beings

Monk Bianji stared at the beautiful woman for a long time, then suddenly clasped his hands together and sighed, "My disciple has violated the laws of nature and gone against human ethics. Whether it's a demon or a princess, it's ultimately me who has broken the precepts and ruined my practice!"

Tang laughed bitterly and said, "Who told you that cultivation is ruined? Not to mention that you're still young, even for an old monk, it's normal to want to return to secular life. You're devoted to Buddhism, so why not enter the secular world and practice cultivation, experience the sufferings of the world, and one day, perhaps you'll truly achieve enlightenment!"

Bian Ji seemed to be lost in thought, but Tang Ku said, "I'll tell you more about this matter after I've dealt with the current situation."

The woman stared at Tang Ku intently, then turned around and saw Li Shimin. She couldn't help but say to Tang Ku, "Monk, don't come over here. Don't forget that your emperor is very close to me. If I want to take his life, it would be easy!"

"That's easy. As long as you're willing to leave, I won't do anything!" Tang Ku smiled faintly. "But I really don't understand. With your looks, you could easily thrive in the capital as a Hu Ji. Why do you have to replace the princess?"

"Hahaha, which is more exciting, a princess and a monk, or a singer and a monk? Need I say more?" the woman said coldly, "Monk, how did you know my identity? Who are you?"

"Oh, look, I guessed right, you are the promiscuous Aphrodite, right?" Tang Ku narrowed his eyes slightly, "Didn't your master tell you that one of your companions was killed by me with one punch!"

Aphrodite's heart trembled: "You...you are talking about Hercules? Are you Tang Sanzang?"

Tang Ku clasped his hands together and said, "It is this poor monk!"

"Haha, what a beautiful appearance! If I could spend a night with you, even if I died, it would be worth it!" Aphrodite laughed. "I wonder if your fists are harder, or your little head... Hmm?"

With this flirtatious glance, both King Tang and Fang Yiai almost ejaculated on the spot, but they didn't know that just as the strange feeling arose in their hearts, Tang Ku chanted the Buddha's name, which instantly cleared away this unbearable itchy feeling.

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Aphrodite looked at Tang Ku and gritted her teeth, "What a cultivator! His concentration is so strong!"

"Haha, among all the beauties in the Kingdom of Women, which one isn't a hundred times more beautiful than you? You, a slut who can only be slept with by one man, dare you to touch me?"

Tang Ku sneered, "If you know what's good for you, get out of here now. Otherwise, I won't mind destroying the entire hall and then killing you... Your Majesty, I'm destroying the hall to catch the evil spirit. You won't mind, will you?"

Li Shimin waved his hand magnanimously and said, "Saint monk, go ahead. I've long disliked this hall, so I'd like to take this opportunity to repair it..."

He acted very magnanimous, but in his heart he was thinking bitterly: "What a witch! You almost made me lose my composure! I would be happy if my brother could beat you to death! Who cares about the palace!"

Aphrodite said in a deep voice, "Are you really willing to let me go?"

"Isn't what I said clear enough?" Tang Ku said in a deep voice, "Just tell me where the real princess is, and I'll let you go immediately!"

"The Buddhist sect in your world has no faith and loyalty. I don't trust you. What if I tell you the princess's location and you still want to take my life?" The woman looked at Tang Sanzang with disbelief on her face.

Tang Ku sneered, "If you tell me the princess's whereabouts and I still don't let you go, then I will be punished by heaven, and my bones will be ground into dust and my ashes will be scattered everywhere, leaving no place for burial!"

The woman hadn't expected the monk's oath to be so sudden and resolute. She was stunned for a few seconds, then finally nodded and said, "Okay, I believe you... The princess is still in the prince consort's residence, but I used a secret technique to hide her in a dry well... Don't worry, she won't die. I will deliver her food on time every day, just to leave a way out for myself!"

Tang Ku turned to look at Fang Yiai, and the prince consort suddenly realized: "There is only one dry well in the entire mansion. I know where she is."

"Well, very good... Your Majesty, please send the Royal Guards to rescue the princess..." Tang Ku turned around and looked at Fang Yiai and said, "You should know what your own wife likes. You really should change your rude and careless appearance!"

"Yes, disciple will remember it. Thank you, uncle!" Fang Yiai bowed hurriedly.

"Okay, you have taught the prince consort and the apprentice a lesson. Now it's time to fulfill your promise!" the woman said in a deep voice.

Tang Ku hugged his shoulders and sneered, "Did I stop you? Get out of here now! Your behavior makes me sick!"

"You..." Aphrodite suppressed her anger and sneered, "It seems that you like those pure little girls. Haha, that's good. I can be salty or savory, domineering or lolita!"

Her breasts were half naked, and the other two almost made a fool of themselves.

Tang Ku looked at his nose and his heart, pretending that this person did not exist. The woman sneered and then turned into a gust of wind and rushed out of the door.

"My dear brother, what kind of evil woman is this? Why can she enter and leave the palace like the Dragon King of Jinghe River? This seems too scary!" Emperor Taizong of Tang asked in shock.

"This woman isn't a demon, but a deity from another world!" Tang Ku said. "The customs in their world are different. Even among deities, there are conflicts between brothers, fathers and sons, and even cases of one woman serving multiple husbands. They can be said to be barbaric and uncivilized. Your Majesty, don't worry. Although they have plans for the human world, they won't pose any threat to the Tang Dynasty in the short term... Well, that woman has been away for quite some time. I have to go chase her. Your Majesty, please wait a moment. I'll be back soon..."

"Hey, didn't my brother promise that woman that you would not hunt her down anymore?" There was a hint of reluctance in Li Shimin's tone.

"Haha, Your Majesty was bewitched by that woman, so you didn't hear what I said!" Tang Ku turned around and narrowed his eyes slightly. "At that time, I said that if you don't let her go, you will suffer divine punishment. Since I have let her go, it can be considered that I have fulfilled my promise. As for what happened later... I didn't promise not to chase her..."

Tang Sanzang's voice echoed in the hall, but there was no sign of him. It was obvious that he had already chased after the woman.

"My brother, you have such magical powers now? It seems that our Tang Dynasty will surely have a long and prosperous future!" Li Shimin was overjoyed. Suddenly, he saw Fang Yiai staring at the monk Bianji beside him in a trance. He couldn't help but snorted coldly, "Yiai, when you have time, go to your father and listen to his teachings. Don't be so vulgar every day. It's really annoying."

Fang Yiai nodded hastily, then suddenly his ears twitched and he heard a frantic woman's voice saying, "Tang Sanzang, you have no moral principles!"