I, the poor monk Tang San, buried the sky, buried the earth, buried all living beings

Li Shimin thought he was dazzled, but the guards in the hall were facing a serious enemy. However, when they saw the holy face of Tang Monk, everyone hesitated.

"Brother?! You're finally back!"

Li Shimin was overjoyed and was about to say something when he saw Bian Ji staring at Tang Seng's face, as if he had something to say.

"Alas, my dear brother, are you going to plead for your disciple?"

Li Shimin smiled bitterly and said, "You don't know the root cause of this. Monk Bianji... Well, it's also unfortunate for my Li family that such a scandal has happened..."

Tang Ku remained calm and clasped his hands together, saying, "Your Majesty, I'm not trying to plead for mercy on my disciple's behalf. His crime is truly unforgivable, but there are other hidden secrets. Killing him is a minor offense, but if his death allows the evil spirit to defile the palace, then this would be a serious matter!"

The Tang King was startled and asked, "What do you mean by evil?"

"To be honest!" Tang Ku glanced at Bian Ji and said, "I've come here for two reasons: first, to pay my respects to Your Majesty, and second, to wipe out the demons and evil spirits in the world. The prosperity of the Tang Dynasty is still there, so ordinary evil spirits dare not enter the palace, but... there is a group of demons that are different... Well, Your Majesty, can you summon the princess and the prince consort to the palace? I have something to say..."

The Tang King hesitated for a moment, then heard Tang Ku say, "Your Majesty, don't you trust me? Haha, don't worry, don't worry. I have now attained Buddhahood, and my name is Sandalwood Merit. From now on, I can open an incense shop in the Tang Dynasty, and all Buddhist disciples can worship me. I will bless our Tang Dynasty with good weather and protect it from invasion by foreign evil!"

"really!"

The Tang King was overjoyed. "So, there's a Buddha among the people of our Great Tang? Haha, this is truly cause for celebration..."

For the Tang Dynasty, a princess's adultery was never more important than good weather, peace and prosperity for the country and the people.

What else can I say? The Tang Dynasty's Imperial Brother is the Sandalwood Merit Buddha. In other words, this is the Tang Dynasty's own Buddha.

According to the underworld, as the gang leader in the Tang Dynasty, Tang Seng can set up his own gang!

He ordered someone to call Princess Gaoyang and her husband Fang Yiai, saying that the holy monk had something to ask them. Then Emperor Taizong took Tang Ku's hand, sat on the dragon throne, and chatted with him.

Don't forget that Tang Ku is not just Tang Sanzang, his main consciousness is still Tang Ku. In terms of the breadth of knowledge and the spirit of Buddhism, no one in the entire Tang Dynasty can compare to him.

During this conversation, Tang Ku told Emperor Taizong Li Shimin about the policies and pros and cons of each dynasty from the Tang Dynasty to modern times, as well as the final direction of scientific and technological development, all in the form of stories.

The King of Tang was so engrossed in his speech that he almost forgot about the monk Bian Ji kneeling beside him. It was a long time before he finally came to his senses when the eunuchs summoned Princess Gaoyang and Fang Yiai to the throne. He pulled Tang aside and said bitterly, "Your Majesty... I don't know when our Great Tang will be able to manufacture that magical object called a 'car' you just mentioned... However, I believe that one day, the people will be able to travel with such convenience... Well, the princess has arrived. After this matter is settled, you and I can have a lively conversation by candlelight!"

Tang Ku clasped his hands in thanks, thinking to himself, "After I explain this matter, it would be strange if you were in the mood..."

Finally, Princess Gaoyang and Fang Yiai stepped into the hall and paid their respects to Li Shimin. King Tang dismissed his attendants and asked all non-royal family members to leave. Tang Ku looked at the two of them and had already made up his mind.

Fang Yiai was tall and strong, with a broad back and broad waist, and a rough and clumsy appearance, giving him the air of a rough and uncouth military commander. Meanwhile, the princess beside him was a beautiful woman, both in figure and appearance, and she was the best choice, so beautiful that she could be said to be beyond compare.

When the two of them stand together, there is really no harmony at all, and they are completely mismatched.

He looked at the two men, who were also looking at him with curiosity. Li Shimin snorted coldly and said, "You two are so rude. This is my younger brother, the Sandalwood Merit Buddha of the Great Tang Dynasty, Master Tripitaka. Why don't you pay your respects?"

Both of them were startled. Although Fang Yiai was rude, he still knew the etiquette. Just as he was about to bow, he heard Tang Ku say, "Your Highness, there is no need to be so polite. Today, I have a question for you. Once you answer it, you can leave!"

Fang Yiai bowed and said, "Nephew understands..."

He was actually very smart. Since he was the younger brother of the Tang Dynasty emperor, he was a generation older than himself. Even if the other party was a monk, he had to bow his head.

Tang looked at Fang Yiai with a bitter smile and said, "Prince Consort, do you know anything about the matter between Her Royal Highness the Princess and my disciple?"

Fang Yiai was stunned for a moment, then touched his nose and said with a simple smile: "I do know a little, but I don't quite understand..."

"Then I know!"

Tang smiled bitterly and said, "Well, besides this incident, do you know of any other strange things the princess has done recently?"

"For example...for example?" Fang Yiai suddenly felt that the monk seemed to have bad intentions.

"For example, walking around naked in the house when it's not time to bathe..."

Tang Ku looked at Fang Yiai with a half-smile on his face.

Emperor Taizong of Tang was also confused: How come a monk like you is so interested in other people's bedroom affairs?

The princess's expression suddenly changed. Just as she was about to speak, she saw Fang Yiai looking at her with a very strange expression, and she froze.

"It looks like it's there!"

Tang Ku turned to look at the princess, slowly approaching her, "But I don't know... who exactly is this princess of yours? Where is the real Princess Gaoyang? Are you Aphrodite, or Aholibah? I guess you're Aphrodite, because you act so much like her!"

Aphrodite, the goddess of beauty and love in Greek mythology, and Aholibah, the source of promiscuity in Egyptian mythology. Both women are not good people, especially Aphrodite, who loves to cheat on her husband!

The princess' pupils suddenly shrank, and her body suddenly retreated, flying towards the palace gate.

Emperor Taizong of Tang was shocked. He never knew that his daughter had such skills.

Tang Ku laughed heartily: "Otherworldly God, you can't escape!"

As he spoke, Tang Ku had already teleported in front of the princess. With the power of Buddha flowing, he grabbed the "princess" by the neck and then threw her to the ground.

A strong golden aura suddenly burst out from her body, directly knocking Tang Ku away. Even at this moment, Emperor Taizong of Tang still didn't understand that this woman was clearly not his daughter.

"But I don't know what kind of character this 'something' that your brother is talking about is?"

In the golden light, a nearly naked blonde girl, more open than the women of the Tang Dynasty, appeared before him. She looked at the monk and asked in a deep voice, "How did you guess my identity?"

Tang Ku ignored him and turned to look at Bian Ji and said, "Look, this is the princess you've been thinking about. Do you understand now?"