Fast Travel: The Hundred-Life Couple

"Why is it so smelly?" A foul smell wafted in from outside, driving Ye Bailian out of the house.

"It seems like the people next door are picking up manure to fertilize the vegetables in the yard." Ye Xiaoli went to help.

"Why are you picking up manure at night? Who will be able to eat dinner later? It's really wicked." Ye Bailian covered her nose in disgust. "It stinks so much. Go to the agreed place and get it for me. Go early so that I don't have to wait too long."

"Okay." Ye Xiaoli made some preparations, tied her hair up high into a big bun, put on baggy clothes, and then went out.

When they arrived at their destination, it was already completely dark, and many families had already turned off the lights and gone to bed. Ye Xiaoli took off his coat and wandered around the location Ye Bailian had given him.

Two people had been watching her in the dark.

"What should we do? What is that woman doing there?" asked a person.

Te Er said, "Why bother with him? They told us to act quickly. He doesn't come home for hundreds of years and basically lives in the lab. If we don't act tonight, we don't know when the next time will be."

"You're right, let's go!"

The two men separated, one in front and one behind, intending to surround Ye Xiaoli. Unexpectedly, when Te Yi approached and was about to control her, he went to pull her arm, but his hand slipped from her arm.

Her sleeves seemed to be coated with something sticky, making them slippery.

"Ah!" Ye Xiaoli screamed, and her coat fell to the ground in shock. "Don't touch me!"

When Te Er saw Te Yi fail, he cursed inwardly and quickly stepped forward to take action himself. He planned to grab her other arm, pull her into his arms, strangle her neck, cover her mouth, and knock her unconscious, and then take her directly into Wei Dongxu's house.

It would be best to wake her up and interrogate her to see if she knows anything.

As a result, just like Teyi, he also slipped.

"Who are you?" Ye Xiaoli yelled, turning around and trying to run, "Help!"

"Damn it, it's a ghost!" Te Yi slipped a dagger out of his sleeve, ready to slit Ye Xiaoli's throat cleanly and quickly. If he delayed any longer, the noise he made might be discovered immediately.

He was very skilled and his moves were vicious. The blade of his dagger drew a sharp arc in the moonlight.

Ye Xiaoli seemed to realize something, and threw a soft object behind him. The dagger broke it in the air, and the liquid inside sprayed towards his face due to inertia.

"Damn! What the hell is this!" Te Er wiped his face and suddenly smelled a strange stinky odor.

"Damn it, that's diarrhea!" Te Yi growled softly, "There's something wrong with this woman!"

Who would smear a layer of shit on their clothes when going out? Who would carry shit in a plastic bag with them?

Special One and Special Two were both a little overwhelmed. Their hands were slippery and they couldn't even hold their weapons steadily. They thought quickly and quickly touched the wall next to them and used the mud in the cracks between the bricks to wipe their hands dry.

"Someone come, catch the spy!" Ye Xiaoli screamed.

As soon as the voice fell, the lights of each house not far away came on one after another.

These days, everyone hates spies, especially those residents living nearby who have special identities or are family members of important figures. When they hear about spies, they are more active than anyone else.

Seeing this, the two spies thought something was wrong and immediately turned around and ran away.

As a result, Ye Xiaoli, who had mustered up her courage, entangled her again. She ran faster than Teyi and Teer. She first kicked Teer on the back, making him stagger, and then threw a shit bag at the feet of Teyi who was running away.

In a panic, Te Yi stepped on a pile of shit and was forced to do the splits.

After that, Ye Xiaoli quickly picked up two bricks from the wall next to him and smashed them accurately on the back of the heads of Te Yi and Te Er, knocking them dizzy.

After being knocked half unconscious, she was still worried and "dared not" get close, so she continued to pick up bricks from the wall and threw them at the two men, preventing them from standing up and running away.

In a short while, she had dug a hole in the wall.

Soon, Wei Dongxu opened the door with his clothes on.

He stood in the doorway, his eyes sparkling, staring at her intently. Ye Xiaoli suspected that he had just seen her heroic figure defeating the spy in the moonlight.

Residents nearby also rushed over, surrounded the two men and tied them up.

Someone informed them, but people from the nearby military district also came and took Ye Xiaoli and the two spies away. During the journey, Ye Xiaoli's information appeared in the hands of some people.

According to the information they had, Ye Xiaoli should not be in that place.

There's something fishy here.

"It's so late, why are you going to that place alone?" The man opposite had eyes as sharp as knives and gazes as fierce as torches, as if he wanted to see through Ye Xiaoli's heart.

"My sister, oh, the wife of Battalion Commander Dong Jian is my sister. She told me..." Ye Xiaoli said everything Ye Bailian told her.

Then she recounted what happened after her encounter with the two spies.

"How do you know they are spies? On what basis do you make this judgment?"

"...I didn't judge, I just said it randomly. At first I thought they were contacting me from the black market and wanted to give me something, but who knew they would just come and arrest me. I was very scared.

Later, I saw they had knives in their hands. I was afraid they would kill me, so I started shouting randomly. I thought if I shouted "someone's robbing" or something, the nearby residents probably wouldn't come out to help me. But shouting "spies" would be a different story, as everyone has a sworn hatred for them."

Although people in that era were very enthusiastic, they probably wouldn't dare to open the door if they encountered something that might be life-threatening.

It’s different if you call someone a spy. If you catch him, you will be considered a meritorious person and will be proud of him for the rest of your life. It’s worth a try.

You can brag about catching a robber for years, but you can brag about catching a spy until you die.

Ye Xiaoli's argument was well-reasoned, and the other party couldn't find any loopholes for the time being. He continued to ask, "Why are you dressed like this when you go out, and carrying... a plastic bag with you?"

"That's because I'm afraid of being robbed or stolen. Thieves are very clever and quick. I haven't taken anything valuable, so I'm afraid my sister will lose it again. So I use this method to make the thief's hands full of shit.

I'm also worried about the black market guys robbing me, so if I can get rid of them, I can buy time to escape or something, that's what I think anyway."

Ye Bailian had been waiting at home, hoping to persuade Dong Jian to wake up a few people in the middle of the night to go out and look for Ye Xiaoli together. But before she could wake her husband up, a group of people arrived that she had never expected.

It was people from the military district who came to Ye Bailian to verify the situation after hearing Ye Xiaoli's confession.

The people from the military district also woke Dong Jian up. The couple sat side by side, facing the people from the military district.

"Comrade Ye Bailian, this is what happened..." The man finished explaining the whole story. "Do you have anything to add to what your cousin said?"

"Or, you didn't let her go there at all?"

After hearing this, Ye Bailian felt both unbelievable and nervous.

She didn't expect that Ye Xiaoli was not killed by the spies. Instead, because of his "cautious character and thorough preparation", he captured two ruthless spies and saved the life of the unfortunate researcher.

After hearing Ye Xiaoli's bold move, Ye Bailian and Dong Jian couldn't help but twitch their lips.

She actually hid the manure from the neighboring house. When she walked at night, she first applied a layer of it on her thick clothes, then put on a coat on the outside, and put two bags in each of the big pockets of her clothes to prevent it from being enough.

Ye Bailian really wanted to lie to the person on the other side and say that she was not the one who asked Ye Xiaoli to go there, but if she did that, her statement would not stand up to investigation.

So, she had no choice but to admit that she often went to the black market to exchange things. This time she changed the location and asked her cousin to go on her behalf. She didn't expect this to happen.

Although speaking out would have a bad influence on Dong Jian, she had no choice.

The military did not take Ye Bailian's speculation seriously, but just went to find the man who got sick from eating oranges. He told the truth tremblingly and testified for Ye Bailian.

After interrogating the two "spies", their identities as spies were indeed confirmed.

According to their account, their mission was actually to kill Wei Dongxu, an important researcher living there. Ye Xiaoli accidentally appeared in front of Wei Dongxu's door, delaying their mission and causing them to almost suffer death.

In short, Ye Xiaoli has nothing to do with spies.

However, it seemed that she had developed a relationship with Wei Dongxu because of this incident.

"Dean, can you let Ye Xiaoli be my nanny? Isn't Aunt Liu's daughter-in-law about to give birth? She took a leave of absence today to take care of her daughter-in-law. I haven't seen her since I came back, and the house is covered in dust.

We have to replace her anyway, I want to replace her!"