Fast Travel: The Hundred-Life Couple

"Clap clap-"

Dongxu was pressed on Ye Xiaoli's knees and spanked mercilessly. His round buttocks were very elastic when spanked, like tender tofu.

Although Ye Xiaoli really wanted to hit it a few more times, he was afraid of accidentally breaking it.

I could only give him a few symbolic hits to teach him a lesson, but little Dongxu was thinking with his head down: So Xiaoli is afraid of this.

At the same time, in the imperial palace in Beijing.

The deserted Yiku Palace had been out of favor for two years. Concubine Chen had been demoted to Concubine Chen, and she listened to the palace maid's report with an expressionless face.

"Today, one of the eldest prince's concubines had another miscarriage, and the emperor lost a tooth. Now he only has four teeth left." The two upper front teeth and the two lower front teeth.

Thinking of that scene, the palace maid tried hard to keep a straight face and not let herself laugh.

Otherwise something big will happen.

You know, because several eunuchs in front of the emperor didn't know how to control their expressions and couldn't help laughing, the emperor cruelly had their faces cut off.

"Pfft——" The one who laughed was Concubine Chen, she was extremely happy.

In the past few years, ever since the emperor fell into a coma at the border for no apparent reason and became dull and weak after waking up, it seems that all the people in the royal family are cursed, and they have all kinds of bad luck every now and then.

From the emperor to the unborn fetus, everyone is either experiencing various accidents or on the way to experiencing various accidents.

Even she herself had pockmarks on her face for no apparent reason, becoming extremely ugly.

Since she became increasingly ugly, the Emperor had granted her special permission not to go out to pay her respects to the Empress, fearing that someone would accidentally see her outside and vomit. He was also afraid that others would see how much he doted on the owner of this face and laugh at him.

Although he has made a lot of jokes in recent years, such as when a row of geese took turns to poop on his head during the Heavenly Sacrifice Ceremony...

This kind of treatment is unprecedented and unparalleled among emperors of all dynasties.

It will definitely go down in history.

"Hehe..." Concubine Chen smiled sadly in front of the bronze mirror.

After waking up, my son became increasingly decadent, vomiting blood every few days. He could not be relied upon at all. At the age of seventeen, his body was not suitable for getting close to a woman.

When the emperor heard about this, he bluntly said that his son was a waste, as if the love he once had for him had never existed.

It's really heartbreaking.

"It's good that we are all unlucky. It's good that we are all unlucky. It can't be just me and the prince who suffer this!" Concubine Chen murmured neurotically.

Taoyuan Village.

A quarter of an hour later, Ye Xiaoli was walking breathlessly in front, Dongxu, whose butt was swollen, was stumbling behind, and Lanzhi and Lu'e were walking at the end.

They wanted to hold Dongxu, but ever since Ye Xiaoli picked him up, only Ye Xiaoli was allowed to hold him, and no one else was allowed to touch him.

When they reached the foot of the mountain, Ye Xiaoli saw the village chief and several respected elders in the village, who were waiting for Ye Xiaoli and his siblings.

"Xiao Li, we old guys have discussed this matter, and you still have to give your final approval."

Ye Xiaoli asked curiously, "What's the matter?"

The village chief took a puff of his pipe and said, "Dongxu is three years old now and will soon be able to learn. Our small village is no longer suitable for you and Dongxu to live in. We have unanimously decided that the villagers should select a few households to go with you."

"The sky is vast and the sea is vast. If I don't make a name for myself by following you, I won't come back."

The other old men also nodded.

They also had selfish motives and even hesitated whether to appeal to their emotions and keep the two children in their Taoyuan Village for life. They vowed to worship them and serve them devoutly.

But after thinking about it again and again, I still can't be so selfish.

These two people should not only be the lucky stars of their village, but should also roam in the wider world and be worshipped by thousands of people.

Since these old guys can't make it anymore, they let some young people in the village follow them, serve them as their masters, drive them, and die for them.

As soon as the village chief finished speaking, his son led a group of strong men and stood there in a row, like specially trained soldiers.

"In that case... then I'll go to the capital! Brother Yuanying in the capital came fourth in the palace examination two years ago and seems to be a minor official in the Ministry of Revenue. Let's go and join him!"

Ye Xiaoli made the final decision.

Ye Yuanying, who was rejected by the dean of the academy due to lack of talent, suddenly had an enlightenment that year. He not only had a photographic memory, but also had an active mind, and was careful and bold.

Although he ranked fourth in the palace examination, he defeated the top scholar with outstanding literary talent, the second place with a profound family background, and the third place with both talent and appearance, and won the favor of the princess and became her husband.

In one day, he crossed the social class barrier and became a member of the royal family.

There was no rule in this dynasty that a son-in-law could not hold an official position, so Ye Yuanying became a small official in the Ministry of Revenue.

Ye Xiaoli stood up, holding Dongxu's hand. They stood opposite the group of sturdy men with determined eyes. Her face was serious and her tone was firm: "Let us from Taoyuan Village one day personally participate in the court's decision-making and experience the changes of history firsthand."

"Yes!" they shouted in unison, their eyes burning and their ambitions boiling.

Since they had decided to go to the capital, they naturally set off without delay. Ye Xiaoli took Dongxu with her, as well as several sisters who usually took care of them, a group of villagers as guards, and some family members. They set off in a mighty procession, pulling several large carts of luggage behind them.

He walked and played for three months, and along the way he rescued the pregnant daughter-in-law of the Duke of Qi who was kidnapped by bandits, a stunning beauty who came to Beijing to participate in a beauty pageant, and saved the life of General Dingguo, who was as famous as the general who defended the country.

General Dingguo suffered from intestinal obstruction, which was a terminal illness at that time. However, Ye Xiaoli had obtained a medical book and had it studied by the people around him, and General Dingguo was cured.

General Dingguo originally felt that he was doomed to die and had one foot in the grave, because he had consulted the imperial physician, but the doctor was helpless.

Therefore, he petitioned the emperor, asking for his soul to return to his homeland, and the emperor anxiously agreed.

Unexpectedly, he was cured by a group of people he met by chance along the way, and he was overjoyed.

It feels like the King of Hell has spared my life.

Then he brought his personal soldiers and happily returned to the capital with Ye Xiaoli and his party, and unilaterally recognized Ye Xiaoli as his daughter.

——Ye Xiaoli did not admit it, but this guy relied on the fact that his surname was Ye and his name was Ye Dalong, and insisted that Ye Xiaoli was Ye Dalong's child, and kept calling Ye Xiaoli a good daughter.

Mrs. Ye loves Ye Xiaoli very much because she has no daughter.

Because she doesn't have a grandson yet, she loves Dongxu very much.

Because she likes the hustle and bustle and the halo of saving her husband's life, she likes the people of Taoyuan Village very much.

She secretly supports Ye Dalong's behavior, but on the surface she is in cahoots with Ye Xiaoli, the two of them are acting in a double act.

After arriving in the capital, Ye Xiaoli and Dongxu moved into General Dingguo's mansion together.

General Dingguo had no choice but to go to the street, hugging Ye Xiaoli's legs and crying loudly, saying that he accidentally lost his daughter a few years ago, and finally found his daughter, but she refused to recognize him.

"My daughter, please recognize me. Let's go home together. Otherwise, I won't live anymore."

"My dear daughter, you are suffering outside. Daddy will take you home. The whole family will love you!"

"My daughter, can you look at me? I'm so young, but I have a head of white hair."

"My dear daughter, look at your mother. She has been crying every day since you were lost."

Ye Xiaoli: “…” The country aunt is crying at the grave.

General Dingguo's wife was also wiping tears beside him, with an ambiguous attitude, which caused the onlookers to misunderstand and then spontaneously morally blackmail her.

Ye Xiaoli lowered her head, and from her angle, she could see General Dingguo's big smiling face with a scruffy beard and triumphant expression.

Ye Xiaoli: “…”

I'm really speechless.

I am really speechless.