Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Hei Xia Zi's tone returned to his usual teasing tone.

"Sure thing, Dumb, if you didn't make a move, it would have been fine, but once you did, you made a big deal and even gave me such a unique pet as a gift."

"It's not a pet." Zhang Qilin corrected, his tone calm but with an indescribable seriousness.

"Okay, okay, we are not pets, we are comrades, we are the ultimate revolutionary comrades!"

Black Blind Zi readily followed suit, his curiosity piqued. He tentatively extended his finger, wanting to poke the Green Hornet. "Hey, comrade, what does Ultimate taste like? Is it crunchy?"

The green bee obviously didn't like being touched by strangers. It hid behind Zhang Qilin's other shoulder with a "swoosh" and shook its wings at the black blind man in dissatisfaction.

Zhang Qilin raised his hand to block Hei Xiazi's fingers: "It will bite."

Hei Xia Zi immediately retracted his hand and smiled awkwardly: "Yes, you have quite a temper."

He opened the car door and said, "Let's go, the revolution has won, we have to celebrate!

"Get in the car first and I'll take you guys out for a good meal. Uh, what does it eat? It doesn't eat rocks, does it?"

He looked at Green Hornet with a hint of awe.

Zhang Qilin was the first to sit in the passenger seat, and the Green Bee landed steadily on his knees.

"Energy." He recalled the green bee gnawing on the meteorite jade.

Hei Xia Zi got in the driver's seat and started the car. "Energy? That's a very wide range. We'll study it later. Fasten your seatbelts, Mute, and Comrade Green Bee, hold on tight!"

The off-road vehicle roared, crushed the snow, and drove out of the mountain.

Inside the car, Hei Xia Zi couldn't help but sneak a peek through the rearview mirror at the green wasp lying quietly on Zhang Qilin's legs while driving, and he exclaimed in amazement.

"This time it's really a knife pulling the ass—it's opened my eyes. I say, dumb, what are your plans next? Are you really going to wander around the world with it?"

Zhang Qilin looked at the snow scene passing by quickly outside the window and was silent for a moment.

The ultimate is lost, the goalkeeping duty is over.

The road ahead seems blank, but there seems to be a new direction.

The blind man was driving, and Zhang Qilin's mouth corners curled up.

He lowered his head and looked at the green bee on his knees, which seemed a little uneasy because of the bumpy ride and was gently rubbing his fingers.

"Go home," he whispered.

We have to tell Fatty, Wu Xie and the others that they don’t need to guard the door anymore.

Then go wander around the world with the blind man, and everything will be over.

Hei Xia Zi whistled, "Okay! That guy is going to get moldy when he stays at Wu San Ju every day.

The blind man thought he would have to wait ten years to rescue the dumb man, but now he doesn’t have to, and it’s a buy-one-get-one-free deal.”

He smiled and glanced at Green Bee.

Green Bee: "Buzz?"

Who is praising me?

The vehicle drove away from the snow-capped mountains, and warm sunlight shone through the car window, falling on Zhang Qilin's still expressionless face and also on the sparkling green bee.

The black bear laughed.

He chattered on and on about everything that had happened in the past two years. Goodbye, mute. It seemed as if the road had become quiet.

Wu Xie didn't go down to the tomb, and Wu Sansheng continued to disappear.

Without Wu Sanxing leading Wu Xie, he had no intention of going into the tomb.

Having said that, Hei Xia Zi glanced at the mute.

Zhang Qilin looked back at the blind man and put the green wasp on his head.

"eat."

Black Bear: . . . . .

When the green bee heard this, it started eating unwillingly.

The female ghost couldn't move at all. She felt sick from eating the green bees and vomited while eating.

The black bear immediately stopped the car and pulled over to the side of the road. Instead of the expected pain, it felt much more relieved. It felt very aggrieved until the green wasp finished eating.

Ugh, it tastes so bad.

Finally the green wasp was spit out.

It hid in Zhang Qilin's hood angrily and refused to come out.

Zhang Qilin: . . . .

He was angry, he didn't know it was so unpalatable.

The main reason was that Zhang Qilin didn't expect it to be edible, so he tried it.

Green Hornet: ...

Black Bear: ...

He subconsciously raised his hand and touched the top of his head, but it was empty.

Is the thing that has been haunting him for years and following him like a shadow really gone?

Thinking of the extremely real and disgusting retching sound of the green bee just now, and the light "Pooh" sound at the end, Hei Xia Zi suddenly came back to his senses.

It’s really gone.

So disgusting.

I'm sorry, Uncle Qingfeng, from now on, the blind man will serve you and the dumb man will not feed you anything.

He looked at the mute, as if he saw a wronged green bee through his hood, and a subtle buzzing sound of aggrieved and angry came from inside, just like a child who had been fed with Coptis chinensis.

Hei Xia Zi took off his sunglasses, rubbed his eyes, and blinked hard. The world in front of him was indeed much clearer and brighter than before!

The layer of haze that had never dissipated since he went to the Huo family was really gone!

He was struck by both ecstasy and the absurdity of belated realization.

"I... fuck..." He rarely cursed.

The blind man swore that he would be nice to Green Bee from now on, which saved the blind man a lot of money.

Of course he would treat the mute better. The mute was so nice and always thought about the blind man.

Zhang Qilin: “…”

He didn't expect the effect to be so immediate, nor did he expect the side effects to be so obvious.

He could feel the little thing in the hat bumping the back of his head ever so slightly in protest.

Hei Xia Zi took a full minute to digest this fact, and suddenly burst into earth-shaking laughter, laughing so hard that tears were almost coming out, and he slapped the steering wheel while laughing.

Zhang Qilin comforted Qingfeng and patted the blind man to calm him down.

The blind man talks too much, makes noises, and laughs too loudly, which scares the green bee. Oh no, the green bee is still angry with him.

Zhang Qilin raised his hand and gently protected his hood to prevent the black bear's voice from disturbing the angry green bee.

Hei Xiazi said he understood, and he was in a good mood, and restarted the car: "Alright! Dumb, you didn't just pick up a pet, you hired a living ancestor who specializes in treating difficult and complicated diseases and is also picky about food!

Let’s go, let’s find a place quickly. We must reward our Lord Bee well!”

The vehicle started moving again, but the atmosphere inside the car became much more relaxed.

While driving, Hei Xia Zi couldn't help humming a ridiculous tune, and from time to time he glanced at Zhang Qilin's hood, his eyes full of curiosity and gratitude.

Zhang Qilin sat quietly, occasionally feeling the little thing in his hat nudging him unwillingly, so he would gently touch it with his fingers through the hat as a way of comforting it.

As for the green bee, it was immersed in the shadow of the extremely bad food and the anger at the keeper for feeding it indiscriminately. It decided not to eat anything carelessly in the short term, especially the food given by the two-legged beast with black glasses!

Little did it know that even though it had just spit out the food, it had completely changed the fate of another passenger in the car.

And the road ahead seemed to become more interesting because of this unexpected episode.

Wu Xie met Fatty and the others under the pretext of traveling to see Xiaohua.

After that meal, Hei Xia Zi and Zhang Qilin completely disappeared from their world.

Wu Xie put down the heavy stone in his heart and relaxed completely. As long as his brother was happy, that was all that mattered.

The Green Hornet remained in his hood without moving throughout.

It actually doesn't need to eat much.

If the Wang family can't find Zhang Qilin, they will die.

[It is really not easy to write this book until now, but the author can no longer write, so it ends here. Congratulations on the completion.

Thank you dear readers and book friends for your support over the years. I bow to you all and give you a heart.

I wish everyone to be happy every day without worries and have lots of money.

Let me explain here that the author’s old book, A Collection of Grave Robbers’ Chronicles, has been taken off the shelves and cannot be saved. However, if you search the title on Baidu, you can read the pirated version, which is still available.

Some readers also asked whether the book can be put on the shelves. The author is waiting for readers to buy Tomato and become shareholders. The author will be waiting for your revival in the future.

The author is no good. If you can't beat the author, you are a weak author.

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