I am proud of driving others crazy when I go crazy in variety shows

This is, a coral snake? !

Highly venomous snakes containing neurotoxins!

Liu Qingyan's breathing slowed down, and he quickly whispered to Jiang Nanxi, "Don't move, there is a poisonous snake on your head.

Be gentle and jump down slowly, I will catch you, don't startle it!"

Jiang Nanxi had sensed it a long time ago, so she turned her head and saw the silver ring snake opening its mouth towards her, revealing its fangs.

Its head was standing up, its tongue sticking out, and it was ready to attack.

Jiang Nanxi stared at it for a while, and suddenly, a big smile appeared on her face, "Let's eat roasted snake."

She was about to grab the coral snake when Liu Qingyan's voice came from below, "This is a protected animal. If you eat it, you'll go to jail!"

Jiang Nanxi's eyes dimmed instantly, the movement of his hands changed, and he grabbed the snake's tongue as fast as lightning.

"hiss--!"

The coral snake opened its mouth wide, revealing its sharp fangs, and bit towards her hand.

There was a click.

A light blue spiritual power shield flashed across Jiang Nanxi's hand, and the audience watched helplessly as the fang of the silver ring snake broke and a small piece of it popped out.

"It bit me and broke its own teeth. You can't blame me for that."

Jiang Nanxi exerted force with his hands and pulled out the tongue of the coral snake.

Then she released it with a "biu" sound like snapping a rubber band. The snake's tongue hit the snake's head, and the coral reef snake flew out with a snap, landing somewhere in the woods.

[? ? ? ? Big socks, is this reasonable? Are you made of copper and steel? ]

[Golden Ring Snake: Fuck￥@%……&*]

After Jiang Nanxi flicked the coral snake away, she jumped down from the tree.

When Jiang Nanxi saw the drone camera flying near her, she said, "Don't pull the snake's tongue like I did, it's easy to get bitten.

I am a cultivator, so it is okay for me to be bitten. If an ordinary person is bitten, it would be a disaster. If you are bitten, you must stand up straight and never fall to the ground. "

【why? 】

[Can this slow down the spread of neurotoxins? ]

Jiang Nanxi: "After death, the body will be stiff, so we can bury only the lower half of the body, leaving the upper half standing, saving the need for a tombstone and photos."

Liu Qingyan: "..."

audience:"……"

[Then we still have to thank you? ]

[And then randomly scare a passerby to death, right? ]

[I forgot about the tombstone and photos. What on earth was I expecting?]

Not long after, the other guests woke up and came out of the tents one by one.

Everyone packed up their things, ate some simple dry food, and headed towards the swamp.

After walking for about an hour, they arrived near the swamp. There was a man-made wooden bridge above the swamp, and they could walk across the swamp.

But no one walked out of the woods immediately, because there were two huge crocodiles lying in the open space next to the swamp.

They were now crossing the swamp and would surely come face to face with the two crocodiles.

Shen Lan looked at the two ferocious crocodiles and couldn't help saying, "How can we get through here? These two crocodiles are as long as adults, so they must be very powerful. And they are lying right next to the entrance of the wooden bridge. We will be discovered immediately if we walk over there."

Hou Xiao pondered and said, "If we want to find a way to lure these two crocodiles away, we may need something bloody."

Song Shixing asked, "Go catch a pheasant or a rabbit?"

Song Wanwan complained, "I didn't see any pheasants or rabbits when I came here just now. I don't know when I can catch one."

She suddenly looked at Jiang Nanxi and said, "Aren't you a cultivator? You ran away so fast, why don't you irritate the crocodiles and then lead them away? After we have all crossed the bridge, you can get rid of those crocodiles and join us."

"Late night!"

Song Shixing couldn't help but reprimand him, "Even if Jiang Nanxi knows a little bit of Kung Fu, you can't let someone be used as bait to lure away the crocodiles. What if he can't escape the crocodiles and gets bitten? It's better to catch pheasants and rabbits. It's safer that way."

Jiang Nanxi suddenly said, "It's okay, I'll lead these two crocodiles away."

Jiang Nanxi squatted at the front, turned his head to look at them, and smiled slightly, "But, I don't know how to anger the crocodile, I still need something bloody.

It’s really a waste of time to go looking for pheasants or rabbits now. Aren’t there ready-made animals to kill? Isn’t it better to use the ready-made ones? "

Jiang Nanxi pulled out a long knife as long as her arm from her backpack and pointed the coldly shining blade in the direction of Song Wanwan.

"Song Wanwan, lend me some blood."

When they saw Jiang Nanxi holding a long knife and slashing towards Song Wanwan, the others were suddenly shocked.

"Teacher Jiang, don't be impulsive!"

"Teacher Jiang, calm down!"

"Teacher Jiang, Wanwan is not sensible. Don't take what she said seriously!"

If Liu Qingyan hadn't hugged Jiang Nanxi's waist in time to stop her behavior, and if the others hadn't stepped in front of her, Jiang Nanxi's long knife would have hit Song Wanwan's face.

Song Wanwan was so frightened that her face turned pale and she fell to her knees on the ground, not daring to make a sound.

Seeing that she was frightened, Jiang Nanxi sneered and put away the long knife. "Song Wanwan, look in the mirror before giving any advice. Who the hell are you? Are you qualified to teach me how to do things?"

Jiang Nanxi rummaged through her backpack, took out her broom, and looked at the others.

"Don't worry about these two crocodiles. I'll drive you there in a flying car. It'll be 10,000 yuan each."

After Jiang Nanxi finished speaking, he pointed at Shen Lan and Song Wanwan and said, "You two, each of you must pay 100,000 yuan, otherwise there is no need to discuss this matter."

Shen Lan knew that Jiang Nanxi's broom could fly, and he couldn't help but say, "Why are we so expensive? I paid you five million for saving my life before, can't you send us there for free?!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Because I am a profiteer."

Shen Lan: “…”

Jiang Nanxi's words made Shen Lan not know how to refute, while Hou Xiao next to her looked at the broom in her hand with shock.

"Xiao Jiang, the flying drops you're talking about aren't you talking about this broom? How can a broom fly? Have you watched too many movies?"

Hou Xiao looked around and said, "Although we didn't see any pheasants or rabbits when we came here, we still have time to look for them now. Let's use animals to lure away the crocodiles and then cross the wooden bridge! As long as we move faster, there should be no problem!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Are you really not going to take my flying drop? For only 10,000 yuan, you can buy a safe, worry-free, fast and convenient ride. Not only is there no risk, but you don't need to spend time looking for bait. The most important thing is that you can also act big in front of the camera and experience the same flying drop as Harry Potter!"