I am proud of driving others crazy when I go crazy in variety shows

Chapter 89 There are so many stains in life, hehehehe, I just like spotted skirts

"what!"

Shen Lan screamed and waved his hands in struggle, "Jiang Nanxi, what are you doing! Let me go, stop pulling my hair! It hurts so much!"

Jiang Nanxi completely ignored his screams and dragged him to the bushes. Shen Lan saw a head with long black hair rolling in the bushes.

Ghost, that ghost is here!

"Let me go!"

Shen Lan struggled even harder and kept pushing Jiang Nanxi with his hands, trying to push her away.

When he found that he couldn't push her away, he quickly raised his leg and tried to kick Jiang Nanxi.

Jiang Nanxi was faster than him. The moment Shen Lan raised his leg, she kicked him hard on the knee, causing Shen Lan to fall to his knees.

Shen Lan yelled, "Jiang Nanxi, you are beating up your teammates, you are bullying! The show is still live, don't be so lawless, do you want to be cyberbullied!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Now that you mention it, I feel like there are so many stains on my life. How could someone like me become a star?"

Shen Lan: "It's good that you know. Let me go! Otherwise, the audience will see you bullying your teammates and will definitely scold you and ask you to quit the Internet!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Hehehe, I just like spotted skirts. The more spots there are, the more excited I am."

Slap it.

Jiang Nanxi slapped Shen Lan hard on the back of his head, and he fell forward into the bushes in front of him.

at this time.

The strange head in the bushes also raised its head, and its ghostly scarlet eyes stared straight at him.

Bang!

Shen Lan fell down unexpectedly, and kissed the female ghost on the mouth.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Screams of terror resounded through the sky.

Jiang Nanxi covered her eyes shyly, "Shen Lan, why are you like this? Your girlfriend is sitting next to you, how can you kiss other girls! If Wanwan knew, she wouldn't be angry, right?!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Shen Lan's crazy screams continued to be heard. Others noticed the situation here and a drone flew over to take pictures.

The audience saw Shen Lan sticking his butt out, half-kneeling on the ground, with his entire head buried in the grass, just like an ostrich standing with its head buried in the sand.

[Uh, what is Shen Lan doing? ]

[Jiang Nanxi just said that he kissed other girls. Who did he kiss? Who else is here?]

[There are a lot of long hairs in the bushes. Is there something dirty? ]

"help me!"

Shen Lan's faint panicked voice came, his legs were still shaking slightly.

I saw him supporting himself on the ground with his hands, trying to lift his head up several times, but there was a circle of black hair wrapped around his neck, which pulled his neck back every time.

"Help!"

The hair wrapped around Shen Lan's neck became tighter and tighter, and Shen Lan had difficulty breathing. He felt that his neck was going to break in the next second.

He panicked immediately, "Jiang... Jiang Nanxi, help! I'll give you... I'll give you money! Ah!"

Shen Lan supported herself on the ground with her hands with difficulty, trying to keep a distance from the head on the ground to avoid kissing her again.

But the head on the ground had its long hair entangled with him, and the corner of its mouth was cracked to the back of its head, revealing a row of sharp teeth that were about to bite him.

"Ah! Five million, I'll give you five million, Jiang Nanxi, please save me! I'll give you five million!"

"Sister is here!"

Jiang Nanxi rushed over on the spot and kicked the head on the ground hard, kicking it away like a ball.

There was a lot of spiritual power in her kick. After the ghost head was kicked away, it hit several big trees and bounced back with various "bang bang bang" sounds in the woods.

"what!"

The ghost girl screamed, followed by an unwilling roar, "I won't let you go!"

other people:"……"

audience:"……"

After the restraint on his neck disappeared, Shen Lan collapsed to the ground, covered in cold sweat.

Jiang Nanxi stood not far away, looking down at him, "It was agreed that you would give me five million. If you dare to cheat and not give it to me, I will kick you out too."

Shen Lan paused for a moment, then took out his phone and looked at it and said, "I... I only have 3 million left in my card. I'll give you 3 million first, and when this show is over and the pay can be settled, I'll give you the rest."

"Okay, turn around."

Jiang Nanxi reluctantly agreed, then took a piece of yellow paper and asked Shen Lan to write an IOU.

After Shen Lan finished writing the IOU, Jiang Nanxi pricked a hole in his finger and asked him to put his fingerprint on it.

"Why did you bring me yellow paper to write on? Didn't you bring ordinary paper?"

Jiang Nanxi said kindly, "Written on yellow paper is for the King of Hell to see, not for the judge to see. If you don't pay me back, I'll send you to death on the spot."

"!!!"

Seeing Shen Lan's face turn pale with fear, Jiang Nanxi took the yellow paper IOU and left with satisfaction.

Shen Lan grabbed her and said, "You took so much money from me, you have to protect me during this hike!"

"Why? It's just a one-time fee."

Jiang Nanxi gave him an unpleasant look.

"Full protection is another price. For someone like you, I'll charge you 20 million. I know you don't have that much money, so forget it."

"What if that thing comes back to find me?"

“That’s another price.”

"..."

Seeing Jiang Nanxi leave like this, a trace of strong unwillingness flashed in Shen Lan's eyes.

How could she have the nerve to do that after just one kick, she cheated him out of five million?

This money is so easy to make!

Although he was almost bitten by the female ghost and was scared to death, now that he has recovered, Shen Lan has forgotten the fear he was in and his mind is filled with worry about the money.

Because Jiang Nanxi kicked the female ghost far enough away, no accidents happened tonight and everyone slept well.

In the morning, Liu Qingyan came out of the tent.

Jiang Nanxi was seen sleeping on the branch of a big tree nearby, with her long hair hanging down and fluttering in the wind. This pose was as horrible as it could be.

Liu Qingyan's mouth twitched. "Teacher Jiang, you slept like this all night? Didn't you bring a tent?"

"No, sorry."

"How about sleeping in my tent tonight?"

"It's not impossible. Teacher Liu is so kind, so I'll do it with reluctance..."

"One hundred thousand a night."

"I'll just blow your head off with one punch!"

Jiang Nanxi suddenly raised his head, looked at Liu Qingyan with a distorted expression, and raised his middle finger at him, "I hate stingy rich people."

His noble eyebrows were tinged with smile, and the cold and aloof man became a little more lively, with a faint smile at the corners of his lips.

Liu Qingyan was just about to tease her again, but he saw a snake with partly white and partly black on its back swimming down from the branches above Jiang Nanxi.

Bungarus!

Highly venomous snakes containing neurotoxins!

Liu Qingyan's pupils shrank slightly, and his breathing slowed down. He whispered to Jiang Nanxi, "Don't move. There is a poisonous snake on your head. Move gently and jump down slowly. I will catch you. Don't alarm it!"

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