I am proud of driving others crazy when I go crazy in variety shows

Chapter 82 I have been a villain for so long, why haven’t I succeeded yet?

Jiang Nanxi's words silenced Hou Xiao. Hou Xiao was still shocked and looked at her as if she was an alien.

After a long while, Hou Xiao finally managed to say, "Reality is not fiction. Have you read too many novels like this and your brain is broken?"

Jiang Nanxi: "There are no domineering CEOs in reality? Then the CEO is fine. Please recommend me. I can be domineering or not."

Hou Xiao: ???

Hou Xiao stood there, rubbing his hair in annoyance and looking at Jiang Nanxi in disbelief.

No, how dare she?

[Hahahahahahahahahaha, Old Man Hou's expression is killing me. It seems that to deal with this kind of middle-aged man who has a strong daddy vibe, you have to learn to talk nonsense! ]

[I've learned this! Next time my relatives want to introduce me to a job, I'll say the same thing! ]

[I was diagnosed as a domineering CEO after watching a variety show today. I meet all the criteria that Jiang Nanxi said, and I have also read hundreds of professional books. I suggest that Mr. Hou recommend a position for me. ]

[I want it too, I want it too. Nothing else, I just want to adapt to the upper-class life with luxury houses and cars as soon as possible! ]

Seeing that he was silent, Jiang Nanxi asked again, "Teacher Hou, don't you have suitable resources? Then why did you introduce them to me?"

"Okay, stop talking!"

Hou Xiao said angrily, "With your thoughts and ideas, it's useless for me to introduce you to resources. Sooner or later, you will be sent to a mental hospital!"

Jiang Nanxi was puzzled. "It was you who said you wanted to introduce me to a job first. I just expressed my needs. When you introduce someone to a job, can you ignore their needs?

What if I want to be a CEO, but you offer me a cleaning job? How inappropriate is that?"

Hou Xiao: “…”

Hou Xiao covered his ears on the spot and trotted into the homestay, instantly losing the desire to communicate with Jiang Nanxi.

Jiang Nanxi chased after him and asked, "Teacher Hou, are you really not going to ask me to exorcise the evil spirit? Two million is already very cheap.

As long as you spend two million, you can sleep well at night, without nightmares, without being paralyzed by ghosts, without hearing strange noises, and without having to worry about your life. Are you really not going to look for me?"

Hou Xiao snorted coldly and said, "I have a good sleep quality to begin with, I don't need your help! Don't even think about cheating me out of my money! Only fools will fall for your clumsy scam! You might as well trick people into buying health products instead of spending money to exorcise evil spirits!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Okay, okay, when you get old, I will trick you into buying health supplements.

So you really don't want me to help you exorcise the evil spirits now? I'm not lying, I'm still a good person now."

Hou Xiao was speechless.

"I was just joking, not giving you advice. Why are you just taking advantage of the situation?

All of your ideas are wrong. I really don't understand why the program team would invite such a despicable person like you!"

Jiang Nanxi paused, and thought seriously for a while, "What you said makes sense, I am a mean person.

But I have been a villain for so long, why haven’t I succeeded yet? Isn’t it said that villains will succeed? "

Hou Xiao: ???

audience:? ? ?

[Hahahaha, I feel like Old Man Hou is going to be driven crazy by Jiang Nanxi's logic. This old man was mad at Jiang Nanxi last time, why hasn't he learned his lesson yet!]

[Jiang Nanxi: If the world kisses me, I will stick out my tongue. If the world gives me the middle finger, I will sit on it. If the world scolds me, I will feel great. If reality slaps me, I will say, "Dad, I want more!"]

[Hahahahahahahaha, damn it, no criticism can make Jiang Nanxi feel internally drained, she can always find her confidence from various angles.]

At this point, Hou Xiao not only lost the desire to communicate with Jiang Nanxi, he didn't even want to see her anymore and hurried back to his room upstairs.

Jiang Nanxi was still standing there, looking sadly at the direction where Hou Xiao ran away, "I care so much about him and accept all his criticisms, why doesn't he trust me?"

Liu Qingyan came over, patted her head and said, "Let's go, go back to sleep."

Jiang Nanxi followed Liu Qingyan upstairs, and then the two of them entered his room together, which scared all of Liu Qingyan's fans so much that their pupils shook.

[No, you invited her to join you? ]

[Ahhh, Yan Shen, what are you doing? How can you just invite a girl to your room so casually! ]

[??? Why did you two go to the same room so naturally? What is your relationship?]

But after a while, Jiang Nanxi came out again, dragging a sleeping bag in his hand.

After Jiang Nanxi came out, he squatted at the door of Hou Xiao's room, listening to the noise inside.

The sleeping bag next to her squirmed like a caterpillar, and then Liu Qingyan unzipped the sleeping bag and asked sleepily, "I was sleeping well, why did you drag me out?"

"Didn't you say I couldn't be two meters away from you? So I brought you out with me."

"But I'm sleeping!"

"You only said I couldn't leave you two meters away, but you didn't say I couldn't take you with me. As a bodyguard with professional ethics, I must take you with me."

Liu Qingyan pulled his lips and said, "If you don't sleep well at night, you may die suddenly when you go hiking in the rain forest the next day. Does that mean your employer's life is no longer a life?"

With a swish sound, Jiang Nanxi suddenly zipped up his sleeping bag and said, "Don't make noise, don't disturb me from making money, or I'll throw you into the cesspool."

Liu Qingyan:?

Jiang Nanxi: "I know what you are going to say, but don't say anything yet. Listen to me. Didn't you just pay me to protect you? But when you made your request, you didn't say that you couldn't throw your employer into the cesspool."

Liu Qingyan:? ? ? !

Are you a bodyguard? Don't you feel like a terrorist?!

Before Liu Qingyan could say anything, Hou Xiao's screams and cries were suddenly heard from the room.

"Ah! No! Go away! Don't eat my flesh! It hurts! Go away! Go away!"

Jiang Nanxi's eyes lit up, and he quickly kicked open Hou Xiao's door, "Teacher Hou, I'm here to save you!"

The door opened and the drone camera followed in. The audience saw Hou Xiao looking terrified and rolling around on the bed, screaming.

"Ah! Don't bite me! Go away!"

Hou Xiao's hands were still waving, trying to open something, but in the camera, there was nothing around him.

However, compared to the light outside, the light in Hou Xiao's room was particularly dim, and the whole room was gloomy.

Jiang Nanxi stepped forward and said, "Teacher Hou, you are haunted by a nightmare, wake up!"

Jiang Nanxi held down Hou Xiao's body, trying to stop him from rolling on the bed and tried to wake him up, but Hou Xiao kept his eyes closed and kept shouting.

"Rats, there are so many rats, don't bite me, don't bite me anymore! I didn't eat it, I didn't eat your meat, don't bite my meat!"

【What rat? Who is eating the meat? 】

[There are no mice in his room. Did he have a nightmare? Is this dream so influential?]

[Why is the light in this room so dim? There seems to be a figure on the other side of the curtain. ]

Many viewers felt a chill down their spine when they saw the situation in Hou Xiao’s room.

[Shit, that’s not a human figure, it’s definitely not a person, it looks like… a…]

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