I am proud of driving others crazy when I go crazy in variety shows

The audience was shocked.

[Wait, what are you showing him? I've been supporting you and Yan Shen for so long, Jiang Nanxi, don't tell me now that you are a man! ]

[Jiang Nanxi, your action is really scary, calm down! ]

[??? Between becoming beautiful and becoming cute, you chose mutation and perversion, right?]

Not to mention the audience was shocked, Liu Qingyan at the scene also opened his eyes wide, especially when he saw Jiang Nanxi still putting his hands on his jeans.

At this time, the man walked towards Jiang Nanxi with a puzzled expression.

"Teacher Jiang, calm down!"

Liu Qingyan hugged Jiang Nanxi's waist and tried to drag her away, "Let's leave here first!"

Jiang Nanxi pushed him away.

"Go away and don't interfere with my display. I'll scare the two of you to death when I take it out."

"..."

Just when Liu Qingyan looked desperate, the man pulled up his pants and came in front of them, "I haven't seen a shemale yet, let me see."

result.

Jiang Nanxi took out a water gun from his pocket and put it to the man's forehead.

"Haha, you never expected it, it's actually a gun! I'll give you three seconds to kneel down and beg for mercy, or I'll be rude!"

This time, not only Liu Qingyan and the audience fell silent, the man also fell silent when he saw the water gun.

The man didn't look panicked at all, and even said calmly, "This looks like a toy water gun? What can I do?"

"Who said this is a toy water gun? This is a magic weapon I modified. It can be used to fight ghosts and people."

"..."

The man stared at Jiang Nanxi with a complicated expression for a while, "You are such a pretty girl, but you actually have a problem with your brain."

As he spoke, his eyes became more vicious, "You have a problem with your brain and you like to flirt with other men. You enter a man's room in the middle of the night. You women are just as shameless as that bitch. I'll send you to hell! All of you women deserve to die!"

Suddenly, a trace of murderous intent flashed across the man's face. He took out a bone-cutting knife and stabbed towards Jiang Nanxi.

The audience and the director were shocked.

[Damn, he stabbed me when he didn't agree with me. This man is not only a pervert, but also a murderer! ]

[From what he said, could he be the serial killer? Run! ]

At the critical moment, the man's wrist was suddenly grasped by a large hand with distinct joints.

Liu Qingyan's eyes were cold and gloomy. He exerted force with his hands. The man's face turned pale with pain and there was a crackling sound from his wrist.

Bang.

Liu Qingyan snatched his bone-cutting knife, then kicked the man hard, sending him flying two meters away.

The man's body hit a tree not far away and fell down again.

He felt as if his internal organs had shifted, and there was a bloody taste in his throat.

The man looked at the elegant and handsome man in horror. He didn't expect that this gentle-looking guy could be so strong that he could kick him away easily!

He thought this guy was just a pretty boy and not to be feared, so he planned to kill the woman and then deal with the man as well!

"You... you..."

The man looked at Liu Qingyan with fear, climbed up with difficulty, and quickly dived into the bushes to escape.

A hissing sound.

Jiang Nanxi pressed the water gun, and a golden stream of water spurted out, illuminating the dim woods.

"what!"

The man let out a shrill scream, and the audience saw through the camera that his fleeing figure fell straight to the ground, with blood spilling on the ground.

Jiang Nanxi ran over and pulled the man out of the bushes, and the audience noticed a bloody hole on the man's back.

The golden stream of water pierced through the man's body and almost hit his heart.

Now blood was constantly flowing out of the blood hole. The man fell to the ground wailing, unable to run away at all.

[??? No, this water gun is so powerful? Is this still a toy?]

[I thought Jiang Nanxi, the clown, was performing an abstract performance again, but it turns out that the clown is me.]

Jiang Nanxi called the police.

Not long after, the police arrived and confirmed that it was indeed the serial killer they had been looking for.

This guy escaped from somewhere else, killed several women, and also knew some anti-reconnaissance techniques, which prevented the police from catching him.

The ostrich barbecue being sold in the village recently is also the work of this guy.

This guy is not only a murderer, but also has some mental problems. Every time he kills someone, he cuts off the victim's flesh and eats it himself, and makes the rest into barbecue and sells it to others.

Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan went to the police station to cooperate with the police investigation. When they left, Jiang Nanxi also received a small silk banner.

Jiang Nanxi looked at the small banner with disappointment, "I thought I would get a reward for calling the police this time, but I didn't expect it would only be a small banner."

Liu Qingyan glanced at her and said, "Even if there is a bonus, it won't be much money."

"It should be at least a few hundred thousand or even tens of thousands, right? How can you say that you don't have much money?"

The two of them came back together in a police car. Hou Xiao was also in the car, looking at the small banner in Jiang Nanxi's hand with a complicated expression.

This woman is crazy. How could she tell at a glance that there was something wrong with the barbecue and help the police catch a serial killer who had been on the run for a long time?

When they arrived at the door of the B&B, the three got out of the car.

Jiang Nanxi noticed Hou Xiao and turned to ask him, "Teacher Hou, judging from your face, you may have a bloody disaster recently. It must be related to the ostrich meat you bought. Have you thought about it? Give me two million and I can help you resolve this disaster."

Hou Xiao frowned and said, "Xiao Jiang, you can help the police catch the murderer, which shows that you are quite capable. Why can't you just go on variety shows and be a star, or quit the entertainment industry and work in the criminal investigation industry? Why do you have to be so desperate to cheat people out of their money?"

Hou Xiao patted Jiang Nanxi on the shoulder and said, "Xiao Jiang, you should pursue your goals and have ideals. Don't take these crooked paths."

Jiang Nanxi: "My ideal is not to work."

Hou Xiao paused, and couldn't help but say, "What kind of ideal is this? I've already said that people should have aspirations. How can you not go to work? If you listen to me, don't mess up on variety shows anymore. When this show is over, I can introduce you to some good resources."

Jiang Nanxi's eyes lit up and she looked at Hou Xiao expectantly, "Really?"

"Of course, the premise is that you respect me as the captain and listen to my arrangements. You can't say these weird words and cheat others out of their money."

"Then can you introduce me to a job as a domineering CEO? The kind worth hundreds of millions."

"...?"

"Teacher Hou, don't you think my personality is very suitable for being a domineering CEO? First of all, I have headaches and stomach problems. When I have a headache, I become moody and want to hit people, and it hurts when I hit people.

Secondly, I have a strong possessiveness. I always want to take other people's money for myself. I also have certain psychological barriers, a miserable childhood, emotional instability, and often make unreasonable troubles. I also have friends who can play the role of doctor, lawyer, and housekeeper. "

"...?"

"The most important point is that I have read dozens of novels about overbearing presidents falling in love with me. I have a certain understanding of the profession of overbearing presidents, and I am proficient in all the quotes of overbearing presidents. I have a wealth of professional knowledge reserves."

"...?"

Jiang Nanxi looked at Hou Xiao sincerely, "Teacher Hou, do you have such resources that you can introduce to me?

I promise that I will be able to get started as soon as I join the company and quickly adapt to the high-class life with luxury houses and cars.”