I am proud of driving others crazy when I go crazy in variety shows

Jiang Nanxi suddenly took out his head, grabbed it the moment the tiger's claws were about to scratch him, and then shook the tiger's claws.

Jiang Nanxi: "Thank you for bringing you food. You should shake hands before eating, right? Not bad, not bad. You are more polite than the tigers in the zoo."

tiger:?

audience:?

other people:?

Jiang Nanxi discovered that the tiger's claws were a little long, so she went back and got a kitchen knife.

Seeing her leaving, the tiger jumped up, turned around and tried to run away.

You can't mess with this woman!

But before it could run a few steps, Jiang Nanxi rushed over and gave it a spinning kick, kicking it back to the ground, then pressed the tiger's paw to the ground and cut its nails flat.

"Ouch!"

The tiger roared angrily, and Jiang Nanxi raised his hand and slapped it, "Why are you yelling? You don't even know how to trim your nails when they're so long. You have no hygiene!"

This big bastard scared the big tiger so much that his ears dropped to the ground. He shrank his head and then lay there obediently, letting Jiang Nanxi trim his nails.

【ah? ? ? ? 】

[No, Jiang Nanxi is so strong that I feel like Big Tiger is going to be stunned by her blow.]

[I am so impressed. If someone encounters a tiger, they should put their head into its mouth. The most important thing is, why didn’t the tiger bite her to death?]

[I think this tiger is a bit depressed.]

After Jiang Nanxi finished trimming her nails, she threw the kitchen knife aside and asked Da Lao Hu, "Do you want to eat more?"

The big tiger stared blankly ahead with his green eyes as big as copper bells, not even looking at Jiang Nanxi.

Jiang Nanxi used all his strength to pry its mouth open, stuffed his head into its mouth again, and asked sincerely, "Do you still want to eat? Do you still want to eat?"

The big tiger howled in grievance, "Awooo... wooo... wooo..."

[Sister, please don’t ask me anymore. I think this tiger is about to cry out of fear! ]

【Tiger: Do you think I dare to eat it? 】

[Tiger: You can't bully me just because I can't speak human language! ]

Jiang Nanxi took the head out, patted the big tiger's head and said, "You knocked over our car, get it back for us."

The big tiger glanced at her furtively, took a step back, and wanted to take the opportunity to escape.

Jiang Nanxi grabbed one of its ears and pulled it back, roaring at it, "You don't understand what I'm saying? Why are you running away when I asked you to help me? It's because of you that I fell over! Don't force me to beat you up!"

"Awwww..."

The big tiger whimpered at her and rubbed its head against her hand, signaling her not to be angry.

[I understand. Jiang Nanxi's mood is unstable, so Tiger's mood is stable.]

[Jiang Nanxi, this is really not your pet? How can you tame it as you please?]

Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, the big tiger cautiously followed Jiang Nanxi over.

Jiang Nanxi lifted a corner of the car, and the big tiger nudged the car with his big head, and then used the strength of his back to support the car.

Jiang Nanxi asked Song Shixing to check whether the car could still be driven. When Song Shixing said yes, she kicked the big tiger and said, "You can go now."

The big tiger started running away wildly.

[It turns out that a tiger can run so fast that it has become a shadow. If it had run at this speed just now to chase the car, the car would not be as fast as it.]

[Why don't you find a psychiatrist to see this tiger? It felt like it was about to break apart.]

[Jiang Nanxi is quite something. I really admire her. Even tigers are afraid of her! ]

Everyone returned to the car.

This time it was Liu Qingyan's turn to drive. Song Shixing was scared to death, so he had to slow down first.

The others also looked as if they had just survived a disaster and were still frightened. They leaned back in their seats tiredly. Only Jiang Nanxi stretched lazily with full energy.

Jiang Nanxi: "Look at you young people, you have no spirit at all. Let me tell you, if young people want to be spirited, the first thing they should do when they wake up is to curse people, even tigers."

director:"……"

other people:"……"

I don’t know what to say, so I’d better keep silent.

Afraid of being scolded.

Only Li Chu said weakly, "Ms. Jiang Nanxi, can I interview you? Why do you have such an extraordinary sense of relaxation when you put your head into the tiger's mouth?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Because the world kisses me painfully, I stick out my tongue. The world gives me the middle finger, I sit on it. The people in the world scold me, I feel great. Reality slaps me in the face, and I say daddy, I want more."

Li Chu: "So if a tiger wants to eat you, you just put your head in its mouth?"

Jiang Nanxi: “Yes.”

After Jiang Nanxi finished speaking, she noticed that Li Chu seemed to be thinking about something, so she said, "Don't learn from me. Although I like to satisfy others, there needs to be a limit.

For example, just now, I just let it satisfy its craving, let it smell the human flavor, but it couldn't eat it. "

The corner of Li Chu's mouth twitched, "Do you think too highly of me?"

Even if she had a hundred times the courage, she would not dare to follow Jiang Nanxi's example and stuff her head into the tiger's mouth!

There were no more accidents on the rest of the journey, and the group returned to the B&B smoothly.

The things Jiang Nanxi brought down were exchanged for more than 100 points in total. Together with the previous points, their team had a total of more than 600 points.

Liu Qingyan and Song Shixing's group had changed a lot of equipment in the past few days, and they didn't get any agricultural products in exchange for the things they delivered to the mountains this time, so they only had more than 500 points.

Shen Lan and Song Wanwan lost all their points.

This episode is about to end, and tomorrow is the last day. Jiang Nanxi looked at the points of the two teams and estimated that they should be able to win the championship.

Return to the B&B.

Jiang Nanxi went back to the room to rest for a while, and prepared to take Li Chu to the nearby mountains to hunt some game in the evening.

This not only saves points for meals, but also allows her to go to the mountains to look for spiritual herbs and plants to see if she can find any that can repair her tendons and veins.

When she and Li Chu walked to the foot of the mountain, they saw Liu Qingyan and Song Shixing coming down the mountain carrying a basket full of wild mushrooms.

"Why did you go mushroom picking?"

"Pick some mushrooms and cook them into a wild mushroom hotpot. This way you can save points for today's meal."

It turns out it was also to save points.

After asking, Jiang Nanxi was about to enter the woods, but when passing by Liu Qingyan, he found a spiritual plant in his basket that exuded bursts of rich spiritual energy.

"Snow Spirit Grass?!"

Snow Spirit Grass is specially used to repair tendons and veins, and its spiritual energy is so strong that it is very likely a rare top-grade Snow Spirit Grass!

Jiang Nanxi's eyes lit up immediately, and he grabbed Liu Qingyan's arm and asked, "Teacher Liu, can you let me see the mushrooms you picked?"

"sure."

Liu Qingyan handed over the basket readily.

Jiang Nanxi flipped through the other mushrooms, then pointed at the snow spirit grass in surprise and said, "You picked all wild mushrooms, why is there a grass here?"