I am proud of driving others crazy when I go crazy in variety shows

There was a bang.

The big tiger jumped directly onto the hood of the minibus. Its huge head hit the glass of the minibus, scaring the people in the car into screaming wildly.

"What should I do? What should I do?"

Song Wanwan's face turned pale with fear. "Is this tiger extremely hungry and has come down the mountain to look for food?"

"possible."

Although Shen Lan did not scream, he was extremely nervous and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

"This thing is so big, if it knocks our car over, we're doomed!"

Song Shixing was driving in the front, closest to the tiger. He said anxiously, "Hurry up and find a way to lure it away. It's blocking the car now, and I can't drive!"

Shen Lan's eyes lit up, "Jiang Nanxi, didn't the villagers give you two chickens? Hurry up and throw the two chickens out to the big tiger to eat. Once it's full, it won't bother us anymore!"

Jiang Nanxi leaned back in her chair, raised her eyelids nonchalantly, and glanced at him, "Those two chickens are to be kept for points, why should they be given to this big cat?"

"This isn't a big cat, this is a tiger!"

Shen Lan directly took out the two chickens from the sack and said, "If we don't feed the chickens to it, we will be the ones to be eaten later!"

Song Wanwan also said, "Nanxi, it's already this time, don't be so selfish. For such a small number of points, are you going to ignore everyone's safety?!"

Jiang Nanxi glanced at the big tiger and rolled his eyes. "Look at its belly. It's so big that it must have eaten a lot before going down the mountain. It's blocking the road here either because it's hungry or it's just being a jerk."

"How can it be!"

Shen Lan didn't believe it at all. He quickly opened the window and threw a chicken out.

There was a pop.

The big tiger jumped off the car and pounced on the chicken, killing it instantly, leaving a large pool of blood on the road.

Shen Lan said proudly, "See, I told you it was hungry, and I can lure it away with a chicken! Let's drive away!"

[I support Shen Lan this time. No matter how important points are, they are not as important as human life. This crazy woman Jiang Nanxi really can't figure out what to do at the critical moment! ]

[Jiang Nanxi is really stupid. Aren't they just two chickens? Just let the tiger eat them. Does he have to wait until someone is eaten by the tiger before he realizes the seriousness of the matter?]

As a result, just as the audience finished cursing, the camera captured the big tiger biting the chicken to death, and then turning around and crashing into the car that had just started.

There were loud clanging noises.

The big tiger hit the door of the minibus with his head several times, denting the door and causing the entire bus to shake.

If Song Shixing stepped on the accelerator at this time, the car would definitely overturn!

[Oh my god, why did it bite the chicken to death and not eat it? Does it have to eat people? ]

[I don’t understand this wave either. 】

【Tiger: Stock up on winter food.】

The clanging sounds were heard again. Shen Lan was sitting by the door of the minibus and he was terrified.

Shen Lan handed the other chicken to Song Wanwan, "Wanwan, throw this chicken out from the other window and lead it away! If you keep crashing into the car like this, the door will fall off!"

"Oh oh oh!"

Song Wanwan was about to throw the chicken again, but Jiang Nanxi snatched it back, "I told you that throwing chicken is useless. Didn't you see it just now? Why are you still throwing it? If you dare to throw my chicken again, I will throw both of you down!"

Shen Lan said angrily, "Then what do you say we should do? This tiger keeps banging on the door. Are we just going to let it break the car door and eat us all?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Just eat it. The essence of human beings is to make corpses. Once you accept that you are a corpse, you will be able to face the crisis calmly instead of making a fuss like you do now."

Shen Lan: ???

audience:? ? ? ? ?

She even took out a small mirror and looked at herself. "Fuck, how come I have a small pimple? Haha, it turns out to be corpse spots. That's fine now."

Jiang Nanxi looked up and saw that everyone was looking at her with horror, but in their horror there was also a kind of concern for the mentally ill.

She couldn't help but sigh, "Don't look at me like that, I just feel a little depressed recently. It may be that the corpse is seriously necrotized and some brain tissues are necrotic. I was wondering why I couldn't muster any strength today. It seems that I have a bit of rigor mortis."

Jiang Nanxi folded his hands and laid them flat on his body, leaning back calmly on the chair, "Okay, don't disturb my sleep anymore. If a corpse doesn't sleep well, it will easily gain weight and turn into an ugly giant."

[So what? So what? So I should just lie down and wait for the big tiger to bite me to death? ]

[!!! No, sister, you shouldn’t be relaxing at this time. There are big tigers outside. You are really going to be bitten to death! ]

Not long after Jiang Nanxi closed his eyes, another loud crash was heard.

But instead of breaking the car door, the big tiger directly overturned the minibus.

"Ahhh!"

"Ah, the car flipped over! Will it explode?"

"Ruined!"

The screams continued.

Jiang Nanxi suddenly opened his eyes, climbed up, kicked open the broken door, and jumped out of the minibus.

After the big tiger knocked over the car, it was still wandering around with a fierce look in its eyes.

When it saw Jiang Nanxi jumping out, its dark green eyes stared at her, filled with cold and cruel murderous intent.

Jiang Nanxi was so angry that she pointed at it and said, "Little cat, I gave you a chance. It's fine if you play with them, but what do you mean by disturbing my sleep?"

Pointing at cats is a blatant provocation to them.

"Roar!"

The big tiger roared angrily and pounced towards Jiang Nanxi with its huge body.

"Nanxi!!!"

"Run!"

When the others climbed out, they were so scared when they saw this scene.

result.

Jiang Nanxi was still standing there without moving!

Jiang Nanxi raised his hand and slapped the big tiger hard on the head, sending the huge and mighty tiger flying.

Bang.

The big tiger fell to the ground, the whole tiger was stunned, staring at Jiang Nanxi with its big round eyes, and its eyes seemed a little dull.

"You want to eat people, right?"

Jiang Nanxi walked over, pried open the big tiger's head, and stuffed his own head into its mouth.

"Eat, give it to me!"

director:? ? ?

other people:? ? ?

audience:! ! !

No, what are you doing! Are you going to die? Do you want to die so badly?

When everyone thought that Jiang Nanxi's head would be bitten off, the big tiger opened its mouth with saliva dripping from the corners of its mouth, and it couldn't close its mouth.

Jiang Nanxi pried its mouth open and stuffed its head into it, shouting, "Eat it! Don't you want to eat me? I'm giving it to you to eat, why don't you eat it!"

"You are so picky about wild animals. Are you being rude? Look at the tigers in the zoo next door. They eat whatever you give them. Can't you learn from the excellent tigers?"

“Roar…”

The big tiger found that Jiang Nanxi's two hands were clamping its mouth like a pair of pliers, making it unable to close its mouth at all. It was so anxious that it raised its claws and scratched Jiang Nanxi.