I am proud of driving others crazy when I go crazy in variety shows

Jiang Nanxi was immediately furious when he saw the wild boar's behavior. "What else can I do? Of course I'll have braised pork as an extra meal tonight!"

She was about to rush towards the wild boar with a kitchen knife in hand, but the staff quickly stopped her, "Calm down, this wild boar looks so strong, and it has fangs. If it rushes over and hits you, you'll be done for!"

Jiang Nanxi sneered.

Seeing that the wild boar was about to finish eating the food, she stood there without moving, but she threw the kitchen knife in her hand away.

call out--!

The kitchen knife turned into a residual shadow and chopped across the wild boar's face. It didn't hit the wild boar's head, but it cut off one of its tusks.

pat.

The fangs fell to the ground.

"Ow!"

The wild boar opened its eyes wide, as if it had received some great stimulation. It spun and howled wildly on the spot, and knocked down several domestic pigs.

The kitchen knife returned to Jiang Nanxi's hands.

She was seen holding a kitchen knife, looking sinisterly in the direction of the wild boar, "Get lost, if you dare to take another bite, I will chop you into pieces and make braised pork!"

"Ouch!"

The wild boar whimpered in fear and then ran off in the direction it came from.

The staff were stunned.

The audience was also shocked.

[Jiang Nanxi's kitchen knife is truly invincible. Every time he throws it out, he can get it back in his hand.]

[Is there a string tied to the kitchen knife? ]

[I tried it at home, and it's impossible to throw a kitchen knife with a string tied to it to hit accurately.]

[Can Jiang Nanxi teach me how to do it live? I promise I won’t criticize you again! ]

The wild boar ran away, and there was not much pig food left in the trough, not enough for the domestic pigs.

"I'll go cut some more vegetables."

Jiang Nanxi went to cut vegetables.

Li Chu saw that a part of the fence of the pigpen was damaged by a wild boar, so she moved a board over to block it to prevent the pigs from running away.

As a result, just as she moved the board over, she saw a pig rushing out of the pigsty like crazy, and Li Chu was almost knocked to the ground.

"Nanxi, a pig ran away!"

When Jiang Nanxi heard the noise and saw Li Chu still repairing the pigsty to prevent other pigs from escaping, she rushed out and chased the pigs.

But this pig was somewhat smart. It sensed that Jiang Nanxi was chasing it, so it ran even faster.

Jiang Nanxi was speechless. She chased him and cursed him, "Why are you running? If you run away, someone will pick you up and kill you! I also cook for you. Who else would treat you like a treasure except me?"

[Hahaha, who understands? This scene is really funny. This is the first time I found that pigs can run so fast! ]

[Pig: Hmm? Won't I get slaughtered if I go back with you?]

[The food is really delicious, but it can’t compare to freedom. My friends, I, the pig, will be free today! ]

[This is the first time I see a pig leaving an afterimage, but Jiang Nanxi ran pretty fast and almost caught up with it.]

Jiang Nanxi was about to catch up with the pig.

Suddenly, a figure ran over and stood between Jiang Nanxi and the pig. He opened his arms and shouted at her, "Nanxi, what are you doing? Do you need my help?"

Shen Lan?

Seeing Shen Lan’s concerned look, Jiang Nanxi almost vomited. Can you come and help me stand in front of me?

Jiang Nanxi moved to the left, trying to get around him.

He also moved a little, just in front of her.

Ok.

Jiang Nanxi moved to the right.

Shen Lan also moved in another direction, blocking her in front of him, and asked in a mean way, "Nanxi, are you talking? I see you are so anxious, something must have happened, do you need my help?"

"need."

Jiang Nanxi looked at him expressionlessly and said, "Didn't you see my pig ran away? Help me chase the pig."

"Okay."

Shen Lan saw the camera was filming and readily agreed, but he stood still, "Your task is to feed the pigs, why did the pigs run away?"

Not only did Shen Lan deliberately stop Jiang Nanxi from chasing the pig, he also tried to show off in front of the camera.

Shen Lan: "This pig runs so fast, it's normal for a girl like you to be unable to catch up. Don't worry, I will definitely help you catch the pig back."

Jiang Nanxi: "Then why are you standing there?"

Shen Lan: "I need to warm up before the sprint."

Shen Lan squatted in front of her and stretched his legs, then slowly squatted down, put his hands on the ground, and made the movement of an athlete starting.

Now not only Jiang Nanxi was speechless, but the audience was also speechless.

[Shen Lan did this on purpose, right? ]

[I give up. What is Shen Lan trying to do here? ]

[Brother Toothpick, stop warming up. If you keep warming up, the pigs will run into outer space.]

The pig ran farther and farther away, and the audience was worried about Jiang Nanxi, but Jiang Nanxi remained calm.

She took two steps back, stood behind Shen Lan, and then kicked Shen Lan hard on his raised butt.

"Go away!"

"what--!"

Shen Lan's terrified scream was heard.

A 1.8-meter-tall man was kicked away by Jiang Nanxi. He fell in a perfect parabola in the air and then hit a pig not far away with precision.

Two bangs.

Shen Lan hit the pig, knocking it unconscious. The pig fell to the ground, and Shen Lan also fell to the ground.

【ah? ? ? 】

[How strong is Jiang Nanxi, he actually kicked someone away with just one kick! ]

[It feels good, Toothpick Brother, keep pretending! ]

Before Shen Lan could get up, Jiang Nanxi rushed over and shouted, "Shen Lan, you are so awesome! You actually helped me catch the pig!

Shen Lan, I admire you so much! You shouldn't be chasing pigs here, you should go to the Olympics, no one can match your speed! "

Shen Lan:?

Shen Lan was helped up by the staff. He felt like his body was about to fall apart. His shoulder was bruised from hitting the pig.

Especially his butt.

The pain is excruciating!

"Jiang Nanxi, you..."

Shen Lan wanted to scold Jiang Nanxi, but Jiang Nanxi just went crazy and yelled, "Shen Lan, Shen Lan, you are awesome! If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be able to complete the mission!

Shen Lan, Shen Lan, you are so fast, you are the fastest man in the world. In my heart, you are the Olympic sprint champion! "

Shen Lan lost himself in the crazy screams, and his anger disappeared.

He looked at Jiang Nanxi's crazy look and couldn't help but said, "You still can't forget me, then I will forgive your previous behavior."

Jiang Nanxi:?

audience:?

Jiang Nanxi was silent for a moment, then directly rejected Erkang's hand, "Although you are very fast, as fast as lightning, and you can ejaculate in one second, but I still can't accept you anymore. I like long-lasting ones."

When Shen Lan first heard it, he thought Jiang Nanxi was praising him, but when he thought about it again, he felt something was wrong.

His face darkened instantly. "Jiang Nanxi, what nonsense are you talking about again! If you spread rumors about me again, I will sue you!"

Jiang Nanxi looked innocent. "I just said that you run fast. What did I spread rumors about you? Isn't this a compliment to you?"

"you……!"

Shen Lan was speechless because of her, his face turned red, and he wanted to explain but didn't know how.

Jiang Nanxi ignored him and asked a staff member to help carry the unconscious pig back.

As soon as they carried the pig back, they heard someone shouting by the river, "Help, help! A little girl jumped into the river!"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Nanxi looked around, but didn't see Li Chu, so she hurriedly ran towards the river.

"Li Chu!"