I am proud of driving others crazy when I go crazy in variety shows

Chapter 10 Tell Liu Qingyan that I am not interested in him

"Nanxi, what that uncle said is so mysterious. Are there really ghosts in this world?"

Li Chu's voice interrupted Jiang Nanxi's thoughts, and she withdrew her gaze.

"It's better to believe that it exists than to believe that it doesn't exist."

Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu moved a little further away from the creek and walked towards the pigpen, preparing to feed the pigs.

[Is what the villager said true or false? Has anyone really died in this creek?]

【I think that was an actor chosen by the production team. 】

[How could so many weird things happen in a village? It must be a show effect. Jiang Nanxi was just cooperating with the show crew.]

The audience watching the show didn’t believe what the villagers said at all, and no one took the inconspicuous little river seriously.

the other side.

Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu are studying how to feed pigs.

There is a straw shed not far from the pigpen, with several baskets of fruits and vegetables in it. They need to cut all the fruits and vegetables first, and then cook them to feed the pigs.

"I'll chop the vegetables, you go light the fire first."

Jiang Nanxi said to Li Chu.

"okay."

Li Chu first went to fetch some firewood, and then he saw Jiang Nanxi placing pumpkins, sweet potatoes, cabbages and other things in several rows on the stone slab.

Jiang Nanxi was about to start cutting when suddenly a staff member ran over and said, "Nanxi, Teacher Liu wants to see you. He said he has something to ask you."

Jiang Nanxi:?

She was not familiar with this national white moonlight actor, so why did Liu Qingyan suddenly look for her?

That elegant and refined face emerged in Jiang Nanxi's mind, overlapping with the face of the almighty Emperor of the Underworld in her memory.

Could it be that Liu Qingyan is really the King of Fengdu?

Not only did he see that she was reincarnated, but he was also planning to come and personally capture her and send her back to the eighteenth level of hell?

Jiang Nanxi raised the kitchen knife with a serious expression and said to the staff member, "Tell Teacher Liu that I am actually a sword cultivator and I cannot go to see him."

"what?"

The staff looked at her blankly, "When did you become a sword cultivator? Even if you are a sword cultivator, why can't you go see Teacher Liu?"

Jiang Nanxi took two steps back, took a horse stance, and then waved the kitchen knife and said, "The most taboo in sword training is the word love. If the heart is disturbed, the sword will be slow. I have practiced sword in the mountains for ten years, and my heart has long been as cold as the snow in Kunlun Mountain. Go tell Liu Qingyan that I am not interested in him."

Li Chu:?

audience:?

staff member:?

[What a brain-dead narcissistic dream girl, Liu Qingyan must be looking for you for serious matters, why do you say it as if Liu Qingyan is interested in you! ]

[I really suspect that Jiang Nanxi's mental state has become problematic after she was cheated on. She shouldn't be on variety shows and should go to a mental hospital.]

The staff member said speechlessly, "Jiang Nanxi, I think you're overthinking it. Teacher Liu is looking for you because their vegetable sales are so popular that the old ladies in the village have snapped up all the vegetables. Teacher Liu wants to ask you to sell some cabbage for pig feeding."

"Oh."

Jiang Nanxi calmly shook the kitchen knife in his hand and threw it away.

The kitchen knife turned into a residual image and flew out in the air like a dart, then neatly cut all the vegetables on the stone slab into several neat pieces.

This time.

The staff was stunned.

The audience was also stunned.

[No, she just threw the knife randomly, how come she cut all the vegetables! ]

[Isn’t this really a special effect? ​​]

Before the audience could react, Jiang Nanxi swept the cut vegetables into the basket, and then placed a pile of new vegetables on the stone slab.

She took several steps back again, then threw the kitchen knife out again. The knife spun horizontally like a top, cutting into pieces, and soon all the vegetables were cut.

The most important thing is that Jiang Nanxi stood still and raised her hand like an otherworldly master, and the kitchen knife flew back into her hand.

【What the hell? ? ? 】

[How can the kitchen knife fly back? ]

[No, you are cultivating immortality behind our backs? ]

There are three large boxes of vegetables to be cut. It would take an average person more than an hour to finish the cutting. Add in the cooking and feeding the pigs, and it would take another two or three hours.

With Jiang Nanxi's method of cutting, she finished cutting the vegetables in just over ten minutes, and then she and Li Chu poured the vegetables into the pot to cook.

The staff stood by and watched for a long time, reluctant to leave, and did not come back to their senses for a long time.

While they were cooking, the staff couldn't help but ask, "Nanxi, how did you do it? Why did your kitchen knife fly back to your hand after you threw it?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Isn't this very simple? This is the basic skill of swordsmanship. If a swordsman throws a sword and can't even take it back, what's the point of practicing swordsmanship? Didn't your teacher teach you when you were in school?"

staff member:"……"

Feeling that she was talking nonsense, his mind reminded him not to believe this woman, but his mouth couldn't help but continue, "Sword cultivation is only written in novels. There is no real sword cultivation in this world. Unless you tell me where you learned it, I won't believe it."

The move Jiang Nanxi just made was so cool, it was like he was in a martial arts movie, his movements were even more awesome than those of the martial arts actors. I really want to learn from him!

[Yes, Jiang Nanxi, tell me where you learned it from, otherwise I won’t believe you are a sword cultivator! ]

[All your abacus beads are falling on my face! ]

[To be honest, sword cultivators are really cool, and they can even fly with swords! Who wouldn’t be tempted! ]

[Jiang Nanxi is just performing acrobatics, don't let her lead you astray! And she's not using a sword, she's using a kitchen knife!]

"This is a secret of our sect, how can I just tell others about it?"

Jiang Nanxi put his hands behind his back and said to the staff with the look of a master, "Besides, practicing Taoism is about fate, not everyone can practice it.

We have only known each other for a short time and have not yet established contact, so I cannot tell you such private matters."

"So how can I establish contact with you?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Excuse me, I have to feed the pigs, can you please move aside for a moment?"

Seeing Jiang Nanxi preparing to serve food to the pigs, the staff quickly took the large iron spoon from her hand and said, "I'll help you, I'll help you, tell me later."

"Huh? I think you and I do have a connection."

Jiang Nanxi's words immediately prompted the staff to grunt and serve the dishes for her, and they quickly moved them all over and poured them into Zhuzhu's trough.

"Okay, are we getting a little closer? Can you tell me now?"

Jiang Nanxi said seriously, "In fact, you only see me doing abstract things every day, beating up the mistress in a weird way, and eating without image in front of the camera, but you have never seen me working hard to live, staying up late to study, communicating with people seriously, and persisting in practicing sword and cultivating Taoism. You can't see that, and of course I haven't done it."

staff member:? ? ?

audience:? ? ?

[You kid, are you kidding me? ]

[Jiang Nanxi, tell me quickly, where did you learn from? ]

[That move is really cool, I want to learn it too! ]

The staff member's mouth twitched, "So! How did you learn it?!"

Jiang Nanxi was about to answer when he saw a wild boar jumping out of the bamboo forest next to the pigpen.

The wild boar was very strong and had fangs. It broke through the fence and rushed into the pigpen. Then it knocked down three domestic pigs that were eating and ate the pig food with a slurp.

Li Chu's panicked voice came, "Where did this wild boar come from? Why is it stealing our food?

Nanxi, what should we do? This wild boar eats so fast that it has almost finished all the pig food we just cooked!"

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