Xingtie: My mission master joins the chat group.

【Ding dong! 】

Big Black Tower: Are there any humans left in this chat group?

Star: Am I not human? Am I even human?!

Lin Mao: (Smiling with his fingers.jpg)

Ying: It's held by a person!

Funinga: Don't let them lead you astray! There are still plenty of real people in the chat group!

At least in the current chat groups, the human camp is in the lead and has not been completely taken over by pseudo-humans.

Lin Mao: Are you human?

Funina: ? How am I not human?!

Lin Mao: You, a water god, have the nerve to call yourself human?

Lin Mao: What are you going to do with the stars and fireflies flying around?

star:?

Ying: Strive to evolve!

Kiana: Pfft—

The Law of Knowledge: @Lin Mao, your sister has such a good temper.

Lin Mao: ...

Lin Mao: @Ying, please be normal.

Right now, Ying gives him the feeling that he has been possessed.

It takes some getting used to.

【Ding dong! 】

Alicia: Getting back to the main topic, how did things go with Kiana?

The Law Master: If I intervene, will there be things I can't resolve?

Lin Mao: Bullshit! You're a complete slacker!

The Lawbringer of Knowledge: ? You've got it backwards, haven't you? Aren't you the one who's been slacking off all along?

Lin Mao: Hehe, I'm the only one who can defeat the strongest Judgment-level Honkai Beast Chi You. Let everyone judge for themselves whether I've been slacking off.

Herrscher of Knowledge: 'The strongest Judgment-class Honkai Beast'.

Did Chi You know he possessed this title?

At that time, Chi You had just awakened and was at most at the Emperor level. How did he become the 'Strongest Judgment Level' in Lin Mao's mouth?

【Ding dong! 】

Alicia: So it's resolved, right?

Alicia: Then hurry up and come here to me!

Urgent! Urgent!

Dealing with the Honkai is of utmost urgency!

Kiana: Forgot? There's Obsidian Granny in front of you.

Alicia: ...

Lin Mao: Hey~

Lin Mao: About the fact that I joined a chat group and was fought over by countless beautiful girls.

Kiana: Huh!

Upon seeing this, Kiana immediately showed a look of disgust.

Kiana: You're such a brat.

Möbius: More narcissistic than the Black Tower.

Big Black Tower: I didn't call that narcissism, I called that self-appreciation.

Lin Mao: I admire myself quite a bit too.

Big Black Tower: No, no, no, that's narcissism.

Lin Mao: Hehe, double standards.

Funina: I'm so bored. Suddenly there's no pressure. I feel like I'm wasting my days.

Lin Mao: Relax a bit, maybe you were always like this... hmm.

Sometimes, you just have to accept the fact that you're a "humph".

As long as you accept your mediocrity, you are invincible!

【Ding dong! 】

Funina: ...I don't want to talk to you.

Lin Mao: But I want to talk to you.

Star: Yohoho!

[Ding! Group member Xing has been muted by administrator Lin Mao for ten minutes!]

As soon as Xing uttered a sound, Lin Mao knew what she was about to say and immediately silenced her.

Ying: Looks like a meow~

Funina: Any interesting activities lately? Anyway, nothing major is happening in Fontainebleau, so I can go out for a walk without worry.

Lin Mao: Actually, even if something big happens in Fontainebleau, you can still go out for a walk without worry.

Funina:?

Fu Ningna's little brain didn't immediately catch what Lin Mao meant.

Ying: My brother praised you, saying that Fontaine is as solid as a rock, just like Liyue, which can still cope with all kinds of crises even without gods.

Funina: Hahaha!

Fryna: That's for sure! Although Liyue controls important ports and has the right to issue currency, making it the wealthiest country in all of Teyvat.

Frynn: But my Fontaine is in no way inferior to Liyue!

Ying: Indeed, I feel like I can do anything in Liyue and no one can stop me, but I feel restricted in Fontaine.

Funina: That's for sure. For the safety of the Fontaines, Fontaine has deployed many automated machine guards.

Funina: Although I lost some freedom, I gained lasting peace in return.

Ying: Absolutely! Those automated guards roaming the streets make me tremble with fear; I feel like dealing with them would be extremely troublesome.

Funina: The mechanical guards are made by Fontaine Science Park and are upgraded every year, so it's normal that they are powerful.

Kiana: ...

Alicia: ...

Miss Pink Fairy: ...

Mebius:......

Obsidian Granny: ...

The Great Black Tower: ...

The others sent a string of ellipses, unsure of what to say in the group chat.

【Ding dong! 】

Kiana: Is that really what Lin Mao meant?

Was Lin Mao's statement really what Ying described?

Do they believe that Fontaine's power is comparable to Liyue's, and that it can continue to function normally even without gods?

It wasn't that she doubted Fontaine's power, but rather that she suspected Lin Mao wasn't really saying that.

Alicia: I feel the same way...

It seems... Lin Mao's true meaning is that Funina's existence is dispensable to Fontaine.

Whether it is there or not has no impact on Fontaine.

【Ding dong! 】

Daheita: Remove the word 'seems'.

Given Lin Mao's character, would he really say the things Ying described?

Ying: BIG daring!

Ying: You people, how dare you maliciously distort my brother's words! Be careful, or I'll sue you for defamation!

Lin Mao: No, what they said is exactly what I wanted to express.

fluorescent:……

We are still fighting to the death, why does Your Majesty surrender first?!

Funina:......

Funina: You, you actually said I'm dispensable?

Lin Mao: Oh, don't be sad, you still have me, don't you?

Ten minutes had long passed, but Xing had been lurking and hadn't spoken in the group chat.

Now, seeing Lin Mao's words, I can no longer suppress my impulse.

Star: Oh ho ho!

[Ding! Group member Xing has been muted by administrator Lin Mao for twenty minutes!]

He still knows exactly what kind of nonsense he's going to spout the moment he opens his mouth.

Lin Mao immediately silenced her by pinching her mouth shut with one hand.

This forced her to hold back her fart.

【Ding dong! 】

Funina: And you too?

After a moment of stunned silence, Funina's face flushed red, and she pressed her cool little hands to her face to cool herself down.

Lin Mao: Yes, and me too.

Lin Mao: You may be dispensable, but I am indispensable.

Is he dispensable, but I am indispensable?

The blush on Funina's face vanished instantly.

Staring with indifferent eyes at the chat group in front of him.

I should have guessed it long ago; this guy was unlikely to say anything nice.

【Ding dong! 】

Obsidian Granny: I knew it would be like this...

Lin Mao: @Funingna, you may be useless, but I am useful. My strength is enough to turn the tide.

Funina: ...I'm angry!

Ying: Looking through it, my brother still cares about you a lot. As long as you are in Fontainebleau, he will keep an eye on Fontainebleau. Fontainebleau without you is not worth his attention.

Big Black Tower: Wow, the last sentence is quite romantic.

Ying: @Daheita, once you get to know him better, you'll realize just how romantic Lin Mao really is beneath his twisted exterior.

Big Black Tower: Never mind, I'm afraid I'll get depressed if I only learn half of it.

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