Xingtie: My mission master joins the chat group.

【Ding dong! 】

Ying: Brother!

Lin Mao: Who's your brother?

Ying: Of course it's you!

Lin Mao: Who said that? I remember, wasn't your brother a blond guy just like you?

Ying: He's someone I picked up from outside, only you are my real brother!

Xing: You'd even call someone "brother" just to survive?

He even disowned his own brother.

Ying: Bullshit!

Ying: What brother?! I only have one brother, Lin Mao! I don't know any of the others!

Ying: From now on, if I meet anyone other than Lin Mao who calls me "little sister," I'll risk my life to twist their head off and give it to my brother as a gift!

Funina: No, it can't be that bad, can it?

Ying: It's absolutely necessary! It's absolutely necessary! I, Ying, only have one brother in my life, Lin Mao!

Lin Mao: Stop talking nonsense, it's embarrassing to watch.

Ying: Okay, brother~ Just tell me what you need, and I promise I'll do it perfectly for you!

Ying: Whether it's winning over a beautiful girl or teaching a thief a lesson, I can do it all!

Ying: Um, what do you think of Vulcan? If you're interested, I'll help you make the connection right now!

Obsidian Grandma: Huh?

Obsidian Grandma: Can you be any more outrageous?

Ying: What? You look down on my brother? You think my brother isn't good enough for your so-called Vulcan?

Ying: Let me tell you! Even if it's against all reason, my brother deserves it!

Xing: @Lin Mao, do you want to die?

Lin Mao: A little.

Ying: You want to die?!

Ying: Who did this?! Get out here! I'll make him/her regret being born!

Lin Mao: @Ying.

Ying: Brother~ I'm here~

This sentence is even spoken!

Listening to Ying's clumsy, strained voice, the group of people were a little flustered. When had they ever seen such a scene before?

Funinga: I can't take it anymore, I'm going offline to throw up.

Alicia: I never expected that Ying could make such a sound.

The Lawbringer of Knowledge: Oh no, I've forgotten what her original voice sounded like.

Xing: Then you're really finished.

Kiana: It can't be that bad, can it? It's just getting beaten up, right?

After she finished explaining the effects of the two weapons Lin Mao had prepared.

Ying's attitude has changed to what it is now.

He chased after Lin Mao, calling him "brother".

Ying: What do you mean, get beaten up? I was just talking to my brother!

He said that, but secretly he scoffed.

'So what if I got beaten up?'

That's easy for you to say!

It wasn't you who got hit!

With her delicate skin, she couldn't withstand a beating from Lin Mao.

Compared to physical suffering, it's much more acceptable for Ying to embarrass herself by calling Lin Mao "brother" in the group chat.

Anyway, the term 'older brother' has been around for a long time.

Bringing it out now won't have much of an impact.

When it came to sending voice messages, Ying went all out to completely dispel Lin Mao's thoughts of revenge.

"It's just a temporary surrender. After eighteen hours, I, Ying, will be a hero again!"

Ying muttered to himself, speaking with great enthusiasm.

【Ding dong! 】

Ying: @Lin Mao, brother~ why aren't you saying anything~ please talk to me~

It was still a voice message.

Lin Mao: Get the hell away from me!

Hearing Ying's strained voice, Lin Mao crossed his arms, his arms covered in small bumps, and the hairs on his arms stood up.

I got goosebumps all over my body.

Lin Mao: @Qiana, ban her from speaking!

Kiana, of course, would not do as instructed.

She was also curious to see what kind of fun Ying could come up with.

Also, Lin Mao is rarely seen looking like this.

Ying: Don't say that, brother~ Which pretty girl have you taken a fancy to? Tell me, and I'll help you win her over!

Ying: What was your impression of that lively and beautiful girl I met before?

Obsidian Grandma: A lively and beautiful girl... Who is she?

Ying: Marani of the multitude of springs.

Sitale realized that it was Marani; she did indeed fit Ying's description as a lively and beautiful girl.

Xing: Is it appropriate to openly act as a pimp in a group chat?

Ying: Bullshit pimp!

Pimping is an irregular and illegal activity, and Ying, as a law-abiding citizen, would naturally not do it.

Ying: I'm at most a matchmaking agency!

Since it's a matchmaking agency, there's no such thing as being unsuitable or not.

Ying: Besides, I'm introducing a beautiful girl to my brother. Is there anything wrong with that?

What's wrong with a younger sister introducing a potential partner to her older brother?

Ying snorted coldly

【Ding dong! 】

Ying: Brother~ Let's continue.

Ying: You're not satisfied with Marani? Indeed, Marani is a bit too enthusiastic. She seems to be able to become good friends with anyone, and she's prone to having affairs.

Ying: What do you think of that cold-faced but warm-hearted, pointy-eared elf girl?

Obsidian Grandma: Cold-faced but warm-hearted, with pointed ears... Chaska?

This description was more specific, and after a moment's thought, Sitrus realized who Ying was referring to.

Ying: Yes, it's Chaska.

Ying: A cold face can prevent many troublesome things, while a warm heart can make daily life feel warm.

Ying: Plus the pointed ears... this is very rare in all of Teyvat!

Anyway, she hadn't seen many beautiful 'elf' girls.

Hmm... there seems to be one in Mondstadt named Klee, the Spark Knight.

Ying: It's a pity Mondstadt is too far from here, otherwise, Brother High and Low, you could go and find out how good that Spark Knight is!

Lin Mao: ...

Let's test the waters of Spark Knight.

They're pretty good, aren't they?

All I can say is, when Alice comes knocking, remember to give her my regards.

Ying: You're not satisfied with any of that?

Ying: That's true. Although Chaska is cold on the outside but warm on the inside, she is not good at expressing herself. It is easy to not be able to figure out her true thoughts when you are with her, which affects the life between husband and wife.

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Ying: Oh, I remember Grandma Obsidian also had a tiger-striped beauty who could be called a friend!

Obsidian Grandma: Tiger skin... Xinoning?

Ying: Hmm!

Ying: Xining is the mature, older sister type, unmarried. Brother, do you have any thoughts about her?

Ying: Mature young women are better able to understand their partner's needs; they are the type who know what to do even if you just pat them on the back.

fluorescent:……

Ying: No, I'll introduce my apprentice to you!

Ying: Kazina is a beast-eared girl. She is petite, gentle, and has an exceptionally beautiful little tail!

Ying: Are you interested? I'll introduce her to you. Trust me, she's very interested in a hero like you, brother!

Ying: Just say whichever you like!

Ying: Even if it's Vulcan Mavica, or Obsidian Grandma of the Smoke Master, I can help you win her over!

Obsidian Grandma: ? ? ?

Want to check? She's still online!

Lin Mao did not answer these questions.

Lin Mao: Where is your brother now?

Ying: @Lin Mao, I'm here, brother~

Lin Mao: That blond guy.

Ying: I don't know.

Lin Mao: @Naxida @LeiMovie, do me a favor and find that blond guy.

Ying: Indeed, I also felt a little unable to resist the urge to kill him with my own hands!

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