Xingtie: My mission master joins the chat group.

【Ding dong! 】

Ten minutes were up, and Xing was unmuted.

Xing: @Lin Mao, bro, she's trying to mess with you.

Ying: You're thinking dirty thoughts. I don't want to go into QQ Space with him, even if he turns into a girl, I still won't be happy!

Funina: W-what, what space?!

Ying: (Oh, you're blushing.jpg)

Xing: @Ying, you think I'm being twisted? You're the one who's being twisted!

The "搞" she used refers to "搞事儿" (to cause trouble), but what does "搞" mean in Ying's context?

It's the "gao" in "gao ji" (搞姬)!

You can't say she's thinking dirty thoughts.

She's the one who's thinking dirty thoughts!

【Ding dong! 】

Obsidian Grandma: What does QQ Space mean?

Miss Pink Fairy: It's better for children not to know.

Obsidian Granny: ...

Seth Lari: "..."

"Little friend?" She hadn't heard that term in over a hundred years.

No one is qualified to call her 'little kid' in front of her.

I thought about the age of the pink fairy.

Long live the Emperor!

At just over two hundred years old, he seemed no different from a fertilized egg in front of her.

Calling oneself a "little kid" is an exaggeration.

However, it's also clear that what Ying said wasn't anything nice.

【Ding dong! 】

Lin Mao: Grandma looks very pure.

She's a 200-year-old single woman who probably hasn't even held a man's hand.

Obsidian Granny: How is that possible!

That's incredibly insulting!

Obsidian Grandma: Although I am indeed still single, it's still a bit too much to have never even held a man's hand.

Lin Mao: Except for Euron.

Obsidian Granny: ...

Oh no! We've been seen through!

Obsidian Granny: No, not only that!

Lin Mao: Besides your grandfather, your father, your maternal grandfather, and any uncles you might have...

Obsidian Granny: ...

They were completely wiped out!

Lin Mao listed out all the possible men in one go.

This immediately silenced Sittrali.

Because there's nothing much to say.

Lin Mao: Besides these people, who else have you held hands with?

Obsidian Grandma: You.

Funina:?

Kiana:?

fluorescent:?

Alicia:?

Miss Pink Fairy:?

Mebius:?

The Great Black Tower: Interesting.

Estelle:?

Xing: Holy crap! What have I done to deserve seeing someone confessing their love to Lin Mao in the group chat!

Obsidian Grandma: What kind of confession is this?!

Obsidian Grandma: I was just saying who I've held hands with, wasn't I?

Xing: Really? Think about it again. We don't have any outsiders here, only insiders... all our own people!

Obsidian Grandma: I think it'll be the same for decades to come!

Lin Mao: Did I ever hold your hand?

Lin Mao was puzzled.

Obsidian Grandma: @Lin Mao, who pulled me out of the house last time the treasure-stealing weasel was?

Lin Mao: I don't really remember.

Lin Mao: But I'm a Lawyer, so I don't count!

Obsidian Granny: Aren't you a man?

Lin Mao: The gender of a Lawyer is Lawyer.

The Lawyer of Knowledge: The gender of the Lawyer is the Lawyer.

The two answered almost simultaneously.

The Law of Knowledge: I know what kind of nonsense he's going to spout the moment he opens his mouth.

This is cheating.

Lin Mao: Master Fart? Is that you, Master Fart? The legendary Master Fart, who has smelled countless farts and can recognize farts from people!

The Herr of Knowledge: ...

Xing: Shall we start a game?

[Ding! Group member Xing has been muted by administrator Lin Mao for ten minutes!]

star:……

When she said "start a game," she meant for the two of them to start a game, not to start a game!

The former refers to the Starry Sky Martial Arts Ceremony.

The location of the latter is self-evident.

You know everything.

Ying: The third time!

It's only been half a day!

Ying: Expected to break records!

Funina: I don't think so. It feels like Lin Mao is deliberately playing along with you. Kiana would be more suitable instead.

That's a bit difficult.

Kiana usually only uses her mute privileges when someone says something too outrageous or offensive.

Lin Mao did the work the rest of the time.

It's extremely difficult to get Kiana to ban a star more than three times in a day.

Unless you give Xing a shot of adrenaline, keep her in a state of excitement all day, and then keep causing trouble in the group.

We must also prevent things like Kiana being muted for ten hours straight.

In short, it is extremely difficult.

Ying: @Grandma Obsidian, won't you consider what I said? Maybe if you speak up, Nata's problem will be solved directly.

Obsidian Granny: ...

Alicia: I was here first! I was here first! I was here first! I was here first! I was here first! I was here first! I was here first! I was here first!

Pink Fairy: That's a little scary, Airi.

Alicia: Really? Then I won't send it.

Obsidian Grandma: I said my wish is that the solution to the Nata Abyss can also be solved?

Ying: Sure, do you know Sumeru? It's where Nasita lives. The World Tree growing there was corrupted by forbidden knowledge, and Lin Mao managed to solve all of that on his own.

Lin Mao: The laxative almost killed me.

Funina: I once saw him recovering from his injury for half a month, which was really close to death.

Ying: @Grandma Obsidian, if you don't answer me, I'm going to go find Mavica. She's definitely interested in the method I mentioned.

Obsidian Grandma: ?

Alicia: I was here first! I was here first! I was here first! I was here first! I was here first! I was here first! I was here first! I was here first!

Miss Pink Fairy: ...

Ying: @Alissia, the Honkai hasn't even started breaking out where you are yet, so why are you in such a hurry?

Alicia: I still need to do an on-site inspection with Lin Mao!

Do you know what it means to fight a prepared battle?

Ying: Postpone your date. Let him make an appointment with his grandma first. Anyway, even if he's not prepared, how could a mere Herrscher be a match for Lin Mao?

Ying: Let Grandma go first!

Kiana: I'll go first!

Kiana: @Lin Mao, Destiny has discovered a ruin at the bottom of the sea!

Kiana: (Serious.jpg)

Lin Mao: The entrance to the Sea of ​​Quanta?

Kiana: No!

Why are you taking this so seriously?!

Lin Mao sat up, but lay down again after seeing Kiana's "no".

Lin Mao: I thought you guys had found Abyss City. Bronya needs me to go there and help her rescue people.

Kiana: There's no news about that yet.

Kiana: But the underwater ruins we went to this time seem to be on the Shenzhou side, and I heard that there may be holy marks there.

The Law of Knowledge: The Nine Netherworlds?

Kiana: Hey, does Class President know about that underwater ruin?

When there's something to discuss, it's always "Class Monitor," but when there's nothing to discuss, it's always "Treasure Hunter" or "Rule Master," right?

The one who understands the law: Of course I know, how could I not?

The Law Master: I was the one who helped me get that place out!

Kiana: So there really are Stigmata inside?

Stigmata are something that Destiny has always been in short supply. If new Stigmata can be found, new artificial Stigmata can be created from them.

Possess more power to fight against the Honkai.

Those who understand the laws: Yes, but it's not advisable to have too high hopes.

Herrscher of Knowledge: Let me put it this way, the ruins you are going to are, without a doubt, formed from the corpse of a Honkai Beast.

Kiana: It was formed from the corpse of a Honkai Beast?

Lin Mao: How can you be sure it's a corpse?

"..."