Hong Kong General: I have a lot of vests

Huang Xiao recalled that in his previous life, he test drove the Avi 12 new energy vehicle in Changan. It could be filled with mysterious liquid to extend the battery life, and it could also be charged to ensure low-cost operation.

"If the lightning in my body comes from the essence, it is the kidneys."

"Then, can I use the thunder from the outside world to replenish it?"

"The external lightning combined with the internal lightning, one plus one is greater than two?"

Huang Xiao is a man of action. The current situation is critical and there is no room for delay.

"Uncle!"

"Big brother!"

"Stand back, I'm going to show off!"

Huang Liang mistakenly thought that his nephew was going to fight to the death, so he rushed towards the torpedo that was riding the wind and waves:

"Nephew! I, your uncle, have lived for decades and slept with thousands of women of all kinds!"

"This life is worth it!"

"You are still young. Your cousins are useless. They can only be star singers at best. Sasha is too young to see that. From now on, our Huang family depends on you!"

Ling Lingqi tightly grasped the butcher knife and continued:

"Third brother, I am the son of a martyr. My parents sacrificed themselves to cover the rear. Today it is my turn!"

"By the way, tell Meiqi and Piaopiao that I only used them as tools to vent my sexual desires and never loved them!"

"Let them find an honest man to marry!"

Huang Liang and Ling Lingqi are both ruthless people who are not afraid of their lives. They both rushed towards the torpedo.

"Pounce on you, Amu! My master could beat ten little bastards back then, today I can beat a torpedo! I didn't bring shame to Wing Chun!"

"I'm a butcher. I specialize in killing animals. Torpedoes are also fish!"

Huang Xiao felt the resoluteness of his two closest relatives and stopped pretending to be so cool.

There was a deafening sound of "crackling", and a huge purple lightning streaked through the air. Huang Xiao took out an Type 81 rifle from the space and shouted angrily:

"Kun Fist - Kun Dance for Nine Days!!!"

With a splash, the whole person jumped out of the sea like a happy killer whale, holding the rifle high in both hands.

The pants made a deafening sound～～

Lightning struck the gun barrel, and a strong electric current was conducted into Huang Xiao's body. A faint smell of barbecue lingered in his nose.

"Lightning Thunder Fist!!!"

The electric current tempered his body along his veins, and Huang Xiao felt his lower back warm, as if he had drunk a ton of Sanbian wine!

"I feel like I can beat twenty Ah Zhens now!"

"I see!"

"The innate energy in the human body is divided into five elements, corresponding to the five internal organs. A person who has not lost his virginity has sufficient yang energy in his body, and uses the power of the lung metal to launch the Lightning Thunder Fist. For a person who has lost his virginity, the kidney water controls the liver wood, so my Lightning Thunder Fist is driven by the kidneys."

"No wonder every time I use the Thunder Fist, I feel like my body is hollowed out and I can't give Ah Zhen and the others stable happiness."

"So it's kidney deficiency?!"

Crackling——Crack——

The Type 81 rifle acted as a lightning rod, and several consecutive lightning bolts struck up, illuminating the night sky. Huang Xiao stood above the sky like a monk who was transcending a tribulation!

"Oh my god! Honey, come out and see God, my nephew is cultivating immortality!"

Huang Bingyao opened his mouth wide and pushed Song Zihao beside him.

"My third brother is truly invincible! He's already in the top ten of the 749th round rankings!"

Yang Jianhua rubbed his eyes and sighed.

"Oh my god! Brother Xiaosa is doing this. As his sister, I am so stressed out!"

Huang Shasha was helping Park Young-ae push the luggage cart and happened to see this scene.

A sound of Kucha～～

"Lightning Thunder Fist - Illegal Electric Fishing!!!"

Huang Xiao shouted loudly, and black lightning gushed out like earthworms, falling into the sea with a crackling sound. Countless sea fish floated up with their white bellies turned up. Even Huang Liang and Ling Lingqi were not spared. Their hair stood on end, blood and black smoke came out of their mouths, and they could not speak.

Fortunately, Li Fu was quick to throw down two life buoys, otherwise the two would have to drink a few more sips of the original fish soup.

After a few loud bangs, the four torpedoes were covered in black lightning. It was unknown which mechanism was triggered and they all exploded. Four sparks bloomed above the sea.

With a plop～～

Huang Xiao fell into the sea exhausted, and swam back to Mingtang with his last bit of strength.

In the distance, Madonna's voice came again.

"Oh, not bad, Mr. Xiaosha's superpower is pretty good, it's already one percent of Mr. Gao's strength."

"In that case, would you like me to give you a few more?"

"By the way, I have a big toy, do you want to try it?"

Huang Xiao climbed up with the help of Huang Shasha, and Park Yingai set up the loud speaker with great foresight:

"Hey, hey, hey~~ Stop it, beautiful lady. We don't have any deep hatred. Why do we have to fight to the death?"

"You want the Golden Wheel of Time and Space? Just talk to me nicely. I'll give it to you."

"It's just a bronze artifact, no big deal"

After more than 20 years of traveling through the world of Hong Kong variety shows, Huang Xiao felt fear for the first time. Madonna is a menopausal lunatic who does not play by the rules at all. He can no longer provoke her. Instead of being stuck here, he might as well make other plans. There is always hope.

The other party was silent for a moment, then said:

"it is good!"

"Xiaosa, you are also a talent. Since you are smart, I will no longer be aggressive."

"Send someone to deliver it!"

Huang Xiao immediately agreed:

"Okay! I'll deliver it myself!"

Madonna laughed and said:

"Cut it out, Xiaosa. Do you know why I didn't do it on the Mingtang? Why did I park the Yongsheng so far away?"

"You don't think I don't know you have a magic trick, do you?"

Huang Xiao suddenly realized that Hello Kugou's trick had been leaked. This was also expected. Within a two-kilometer radius of Apliu Street Electronics City, there were not only zombies and Hong Kong police from West Kowloon, but also some small vendors, passers-by, and even Madonna's men.

"Okay! Then Sister Madonna, please send someone to get it!"

"Haha, cool, how can ordinary people be your opponent?"

"What should we do? Sister Madonna, how about you use your special abilities?"

"Come on, Xiaosa, don't you have a suitable candidate in your hand?"

"who!!?"

"What do you say?"

Huang Xiao smacked his lips speechlessly. Old women are always troublesome. They always stop talking halfway and talk about those trivial matters. No wonder Mr. Gao was willing to sleep with her.

"Sister Madonna, who are you talking about? Didn't you kill that fat pig Ferrari yourself?"

"Haha, cool, let me give you a hint! My people! The ones who betrayed me!"

"You mean Amy? She's my cousin A-Zu's concubine. If she falls into your hands, how can she live happily ever after?"

"Cool! Stop talking nonsense! Hurry up and do what I say! Otherwise, I'll send you and your whole boatload of people to feed the fish! If the Golden Wheel of Time and Space falls into the sea, at worst I'll send someone to salvage it!"

Huang Xiao looked at Guan Zu. Guan Zu thought for a moment, but before he could reply, Amy's thin figure flashed out.

"Brother Xiaosa, let me go. Madonna won't do anything to me."

"Amy? You?"

"Brother Xiaosha, this is my pledge of allegiance! I hope you can help me get more roles in movies! I want to be a movie queen!"

Without waiting for everyone to react, Amy pushed down a lifeboat and jumped down holding the Golden Wheel of Time and Space in one hand.

"Okay! Sister Amy, as long as you come back alive, you will be the mainstay of ATV!"

Huang Xiao waved his hand and promised with a wicked smile.

Amy's small body burst out with huge energy, and the lifeboat quickly jumped out:

"Thank you, Brother Xiaosa!"

Huang Xiao: “Hehe~~”

Another self-righteous woman.

Guan Zu felt something was not right, so he scratched his face. Suddenly, he felt a pain in his lower back:

"A-Zu, I'm giving you face, but you're looking for a woman behind my back?"