Hong Kong General: I have a lot of vests

"Hey, old beauty! Come on! It's such a beautiful night with thunder and lightning, why don't you sit down and talk about love!"

Huang Liang shouted loudly, his voice like thunder.

"My name is Huang Liang. I'm 63 years old this year. I'm handsome, wealthy, and I can start in half an hour. My ex-wife has been dead for 30 years. My children have started their own families and careers. Now I'm looking for a sunset romance."

"Ms. Madonna! What do you think of me?"

Madonna on the warship hit back:

"Fuck! Go to hell!"

"Huang Liang, don't think I haven't heard of your name!"

"You are Ip Man's first disciple in Hong Kong Island, responsible for promoting Wing Chun around the world!"

"You shameless greasy old man!"

"Ugh! Disgusting! Disgusting!"

"I'd rather be a girl my whole life than be a playboy like you!"

Huang Xiao understood that his uncle was stalling for time, nodded slightly, pulled Park Young-ae over and whispered to her.

"Brother Xiaosa, I have never heard that Mr. Gao has a confidante. Madonna is probably just being sentimental and using the tiger's skin to pull the flag."

"Yeah, I think so. Gao is an immortal. He has seen all kinds of beauties. Although Madonna is good, she is far from being a stunning beauty. She is not as beautiful as Wang Fengyi."

"Brother Xiaosa, what should we do now?"

"That's easy. Since he wants the Golden Wheel of Time and Space, then just give it to her. It's a mass-produced product and isn't worth much."

Huang Xiao ordered Park Young-ae to bring people to push the Golden Wheel of Time and Space, and signaled his uncle Huang Liang with his eyes to work harder and try to get more information.

"My beauty, I, Huang Liang, have been in the entertainment industry for half a century, and I have no rivals anywhere in the world. From Africa to Europe, from the North Pole to the South Pole, from yellow people to black people and white people, I have tried them all!"

"No one can't forget me!"

"Don't you want to give it a try?"

"You're in your fifties! And you're still a virgin! Is Mr. Gao so attractive? He wants you to stay pure for him?"

Madonna was silent for a moment:

"How can you mortals compare with Mr. Gao?"

"Mr. Gao is a guest of honor for politicians, celebrities, and wealthy people from all over the Western world!"

"His Alphabet Gang influence is all over the world!"

"You Dragon Nation! Sooner or later you will also crawl under Mr. Gao's banner!"

The Huangliang opera spirit possessed him and pretended to be terrified:

"Wow! This is so scary! Nephew, why don't we surrender!"

Huang Xiao pretended to be reserved:

"Uncle, have you forgotten that when my mother was pregnant with me, Feng Shui master Lai Liaobu pointed at my mother's belly and said..."

"This child's greatest strength in the future is knowing how to adapt to changing circumstances!"

"What kind of position can Mr. Gao arrange for me?"

Huang Liang rubbed his chin, the oily chin reflecting the color of lightning:

"I feel like I have to make you the executive deputy gang leader anyway! One man below, ten thousand above!"

"Uncle, you know me well!"

"Of course, I changed your diapers a lot when you were a child! I never took care of your cousins! Hehe."

"Aren't you busy with your career, uncle?"

"Ha ha ha ha"

The uncle and nephew were like performing a crosstalk. Madonna on the warship observed through the telescope, and a burst of evil fire suddenly emerged:

"Just shut up, damn it!"

"Huang Xiao! Huang Liang! You are still laughing even when you are about to die!"

"Stop stalling for time! I'll give you some torpedoes!"

Huang Xiao yelled:

"Hey, don't worry, old beauty!"

"I'll ask someone to get it!"

Whoosh~Plop~

Before he could finish his words, a torpedo rushed over like a shark.

"Pounce on you, Amu! The old woman has reached menopause! She's burning with desire! So anxious!"

With a plop~

The uncle and nephew jumped into the water, and Ling Lingqi followed closely behind.

“Hahaha! I’ll teach you a lesson for your rude words! I am Mr. Gao’s woman in life and Mr. Gao’s ghost in death! You two perverts, how dare you tease me? I’ll send you to see the King of Hell!”

"HAHAHAHAHAHA HICKBUCKBUCKBUCKBUCKBUCKB!"

The unbridled sound echoed across the sea.

On the sea, Huang Xiao looked nervously at the torpedo that was getting closer and closer.

"MK242 Sailfish torpedo, seven meters long, 533mm in diameter, weighing 1.85 tons, maximum speed 60 knots, explosive weight kilograms!"

"Uncle, brother, please give me a hand!"

"okay!"

Huang Liang and Ling Lingqi acted as stepping stones to provide Huang Xiao with a foothold. Huang Xiao took out a basketball from the space and shouted:

"The Secret of Kun Fist!!!"

Huang Liang and Ling Lingqi worked together, and Huang Xiao rushed out like a tuna:

"Kun dominates the world!!!"

The basketball turned into an orange ball of light and collided with the torpedo, exploding into a fireball with a loud bang.

Everyone on the boat cheered:

"Oh shit, oh shit, my nephew is so awesome! He can fight a torpedo alone?"

"What's this? In the New Spiritual Shelter, Brother Xiaosha fought alone against the bomb! It was much bigger than this torpedo!"

"I am Yang Jianhua's third brother - invincible in the world!"

At this time, Madonna's voice sounded again:

"Oh, that's great. No wonder you were able to take over the Hong Kong Island base of the Immortal Cult."

"It turns out you can really fight against hot weapons alone!"

Huang Xiao:

"Old beauty, stop playing around, I'm sending someone to get what you want!"

"Haha, cool, it's been a long night and I can't sleep, so why not have some fun? Don't you like to play around the most?"

Swish swish swish~~

"Then I'll grant your wish!"

Four torpedoes were thrown into the water, with white waves at their tails, and they rushed straight towards the Mingtang.

"Come on! Let's get some action!!!"

"What the hell!!! Madonna! Do you have to kill everyone in the Hall of Light?"

Huang Xiao was furious. The secret of Kunquan could only deal with one torpedo at a time. How could he deal with four torpedoes at the same time?

"Uncle? Can you handle it?"

Huang Liang wiped the sweat from his forehead and nodded heavily.

"Brother? What about you?"

"Third brother, a man can't say he can't do it! I can handle it!"

Ling Lingqi took a deep breath and nodded solemnly.

Hyperactive hyperactive hyperactive hyperactive——

Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang~~

On the boat, Li Fu and Huang Bingyao led everyone to fire. The bullets hit the torpedo, leaving only a shallow mark.

"Uncle! What should I do?"

Guan Zu said nervously, he didn't want to die like this before he had the chance to try out his new girlfriend.

"A-Zu! There's nothing we can do! Let's lower the lifeboat and try to save as many people as possible. You understand?"

Huang Bingyao was at a loss and said meaningfully.

"oh, I understand now!"

Guan Zu nodded vigorously, understanding Huang Bingyao's meaning:

First save the families of Guan, Li and Huang, and then the few people from the Le family, and let the rest leave their fate.

Huang Xiao looked at the torpedo that was getting closer and closer, and he felt pressured. Huang Liang was just a kung fu expert who called himself a grandmaster. He didn't have any extraordinary means.

Ling Lingqi's air-controlled sword might be able to cut through a torpedo, but how to deal with the explosion?

"Uncle, brother, do you want to die together?"

A bad premonition came to Huang Xiao's mind, and he looked at his uncle who had a serious face.

"No! How can this be allowed?"

With a click～～

There was thunder and lightning above my head, and a flash of inspiration came to my mind:

"Lightning and thunder?!"