Hong Kong General: I have a lot of vests

Chapter 2 Legend of the Phoenix

Le Huizhen returned to the broadcast vehicle, took off her socks and handed them to Huang Xiao.

Huang Xiao replaced the bullets in the pistol, wrapped them with socks, and hid them in his only piece of clothing.

"Thank you, Miss Lok, for your contribution to Hong Kong Island's law and order!"

Huang Bingyao stood by silently, his eldest nephew was up to something again. The Huang family has always been a strict family, how could such a weirdo come out?

Huang Xiao waved his hands and walked towards the convenience store surrounded by the crowd. His colleagues cheered:

"Brother Xiaosa! Good job!"

"Brother Xiaosa! Come on!"

"Brother Xiaosha! Don't lose face!"

The flash lights kept flashing, and Huang Xiao walked into the convenience store like a big star.

"Brother! Don't shoot! I'm here to seek refuge with you. Look, I don't even have a weapon!"

Huang Xiao raised his hands high and gave a standard French military salute.

The armed robber cursed:

"You damn cop! Are you here to get yourself killed? Don't think I'm afraid of you just because you have a big thing!"

Huang Xiao said with a smile: "Brother, I'm not a cop. Look at me, I don't have a gun, I'm not wearing a uniform, and I don't have my ID with me!"

The armed robber held up his chin and looked like a thinker:

"You're right, there's no such thing as a cop without a uniform and bare-chested! No! You are the cop! A cop without a uniform is of course a plainclothes cop!"

Huang Xiao saw that he had failed to fool the robber, so he pointed to the clock on the wall and continued to deceive:

"Brother, I'm really not a cop. It's half past nine! I'm off work. Now I'm just an ordinary citizen of Hong Kong Island!"

The armed robber suddenly realized: "Yes, it's time to get off work! Our hospital director is no longer a doctor after get off work, and the sir is no longer a sir after get off work!"

Huang Xiao replied: "Yes, you are worthy of being the famous smart man in Qingshan Mental Hospital. No one can deceive you!"

The armed robber believed this, thinking that he was a powerful figure and no one could deceive him.

Huang Xiao pushed the golden mountain and overturned the jade pillar, holding his fists, with his left hand in front and his right hand behind:

"Brother, I have admired you for a long time. Today, I heard that you are doing great things here, so I came here to join you."

The armed robber was secretly delighted. He never thought that he could become a big brother and recruit younger brothers:

"Then did you bring a red envelope for the family reunion?"

Huang Xiao picked up a few coins from the ground as a gift to his elder brother.

The armed robbers gladly accepted it.

"Brothers!"

"I'll name you the Double Flowered Red Stick!"

"Below one, above three!"

"From now on, you and I are the Dragon, Phoenix and Chengxiang combination!"

"I am Wolong, and you are Fengchu!"

Huang Xiao retorted:

"Brother, Dragon and Phoenix? It smells a bit strong!"

"Why not call it Phoenix Legend?"

"Can you sing to me?"

The armed robber thought for a moment and decided that Phoenix Legend was indeed better.

"Well, brother, you are quite cultured? Then let's call it Phoenix Legend."

The two men sat on the ground, each holding a bottle of Vitasoy, and began to drink milk and talk about heroes.

Huang Xiao said that Hongxing's Jiang Tiansheng, East Star's Camel, and Liansheng's Chuiji are all playboys, and only you, big brother, are the best among men and the future underground king of Hong Kong Island.

The armed robber stated:

"Brother, be low-key! I think Lei Gong of the Sanlian Gang, Hai'an of the Donghu Gang, and Zhou Chaoxian of the Zhulian Gang are not even worthy of carrying our shoes!"

"Only the Mafia Godfather Michael Corleone from across the ocean can be on equal footing with us!"

Huang Xiao nodded rapidly:

"Yes! I think those gang leaders are all traitors!"

"The only hero in the world is my big brother!"

The three knife-wielding robbers squatted aside, holding up their faces, like three diligent primary school students, and took out the hundreds of Hong Kong dollars they had just robbed and gave them to Huang Xiao as a gift.

Huang Xiao accepted them all with a wave of his hand.

"Brothers!"

"Love and righteousness are worth a thousand gold!"

"Go to the mountain of swords, go to hell, what's the regret!"

Huang Xiao sang and the three knife-wielding robbers were deeply moved. One of them noticed something was wrong with Huang Xiao:

"Brother Xiaosha! What's wrong with you?"

Huang Xiao straightened up and said, "It's nothing. I've been feeling irritated lately. I'll be fine after having some mung bean soup."

The knife-wielding robbers: “Oh, that’s what it is!”

Armed robber: "Really? I don't believe it?"

Huang Xiao said that we can observe closely, as we are all family and we don’t need to care about worldly opinions.

The armed robber thought that was right, brothers should be honest with each other, so he squatted down and observed.

"Do you see clearly?"

"No~"

"Can you take a closer look?"

"No."

Huang Xiao chuckled, pinched his underwear, and with a bang, a blank bullet hit the armed robber.

The armed robber looked at his chest in disbelief.

Seeing this, the three knife-wielding robbers immediately swung their machetes at Huang Xiao.

Huang Xiao dodged left and right, seized the opportunity to knock down two robbers, and then aimed his crotch at the last robber's forehead:

"Are you still playing?"

The last robber was a fat boy, sweating profusely as he faced his crotch: "Brother, I surrender!"

At this time, the armed robber got up again, holding an alarm clock in his hand:

"You traitor, I will die with you!"

Huang Xiao snatched the alarm clock and knocked down the armed robber:

"Are you still playing? According to the rules of the cops and robbers game! You're already dead! And you're trying to scare me with an alarm clock? Confiscate it! Push me out!"

The armed robber was right in his thinking, if he was shot he would definitely die, that's how it was played in the movies.

Huang Xiao was sitting in a shopping cart as four robbers pushed him out of the convenience store.

"I'm back!"

"Everyone remember my name!"

"My name is Huang Xiao! Huang~Xiao~, you can also call me Brother Xiaosa!"

Huang Xiao waved his hands like a victorious general returning to court. Reporters pressed the shutter buttons one after another. The scene of blank bullets subduing the mentally ill robber was extremely dramatic.

Huang Bingyao pushed the crowd aside and hugged his nephew tightly, "Nephew, you are awesome!"

Brother Xiaosha said with a hint of disdain: "Please, Superintendent Huang, call me Inspector!"

Huang Bingyao noticed the alarm clock: "What did you take?"

Huang Xiao threw the alarm clock gently, and it landed right on the director's car. "Oh, it's nothing. It's just a fake bomb made by a mentally ill person."

Huang Bingyao: "Oh, that's all right."

Before he finished speaking, there was a loud bang!

The bomb exploded, and the director's car turned into a pile of scrap metal.

"Huang Xiao! Fuck you!"

Huang Bingyao was furious and wanted to give his nephew a loving "scissor kick", but when he turned around, his nephew was nowhere to be seen.

In the ATV broadcast vehicle not far away, Le Huizhen was organizing the live broadcast materials and was about to leave the scene when she suddenly found that there was an extra person in the vehicle.

"Ms. Le, thank you for your help. Here's what I'm giving you."

Huang Xiao handed over a pair of socks.

Le Huizhen shouted angrily: "Get out! Take them away!"

"You don't love it? Then I'll save it!"

With a whoosh, Huang Xiao disappeared in the car.

Le Huizhen: "Cool! I'm not done with you!"

That night, the cool guy from Wan Chai Police Station became famous throughout Hong Kong. From the wives of wealthy men to the little thugs in housing estates, everyone knew that the Hong Kong police had sent out a new detective!

She has a good figure, good looks, is good at making things happen, and is brave and resourceful.

Countless Hong Kong girls are ready to make a move!

Countless Hong Kong men feel ashamed of themselves!

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