Hong Kong General: I have a lot of vests

1986, Hong Kong Variety Show.

"Anger rises from my heart, and evil comes from my courage. I'm officially notifying everyone, it's a robbery!"

"Those who have money can support the event with money, and those who don't have money can go and borrow money!"

"It's not easy for us brothers to come out of Qingshan, so I hope you can cooperate!"

Four robbers rushed into a Family Mart convenience store in Wan Chai to rob it. One of them was holding a .38 revolver, and the other three were holding machetes.

The customers were used to it and squatted down with their heads in their hands. After all, this was Hong Kong Island, known as the "Little Brother Tan of the East", where fierce gangsters were common and gang bosses were rampant. Everyone was used to it.

The store clerks quickly opened the cash register and cooperated with the robbers.

The armed robber seemed to be mentally ill. He was not satisfied with taking the banknotes and wanted the coins in the cash register. The clerk was trembling and accidentally scattered the coins all over the floor.

"Hmm? If you don't raise a family, you don't know how expensive firewood and rice are. If you don't run a household, you don't know how hard it is to make money! Guys! Pick up the money!"

At the gunman's command, the three men squatted down to pick up the coins.

At the same time, Wan Chai Police Station received a call from Qingshan Mental Hospital and learned that a group of mentally ill patients had escaped and seemed to be committing a robbery.

At the command of Commissioner Huang Bingyao, the entire police station took quick action. Ten minutes later, the convenience store was surrounded, but the robbers inside were still picking up coins.

"Listen everyone inside, you are surrounded! Put down your weapons and surrender immediately!"

Huang Bingyao shouted with a loud speaker.

The armed robbers became excited when they heard that they were surrounded:

"Great! That's how it's played out in the movies! I solemnly inform you all once again that you've upgraded your status! You've all become hostages!"

Three knife-wielding robbers cornered the hostages, with clear but stupid smiles on their faces.

"Sir! Listen! I have a hostage here! I have three conditions! If you don't agree, I will kill one of you in ten minutes!"

The three conditions proposed by the robbers left Huang Bingyao speechless.

First, get ten media outlets to report on the incident, and the robbers will appear on TV.

Second, have the director of Qingshan Mental Hospital come to the scene and promise not to force them to take medicine anymore.

Third, invite the most outstanding crosstalk performers from Dragon Country to come and perform "The Fight between the King and His Ministers" on the spot.

The director of the mental hospital arrived first and informed the patient that the four robbers were roommates living in the same ward. They liked to watch gangster movies and traditional crosstalk. They were senior patients in the mental hospital and had a history of assault.

Huang Bingyao suddenly felt overwhelmed. A mentally ill person is immersed in his own world, and it is difficult for normal people to communicate with him. If he is improperly stimulated, it can easily cause irreparable consequences.

When the Hong Kong media got the news, dozens of reporters swarmed in like sharks smelling blood.

"Good evening, dear audience friends. I am Asia TV reporter Le Huizhen, bringing you live reports."

"A group of mentally ill people have taken ten hostages and are in a standoff with Hong Kong police."

"Now, we would like to invite our old friend, Mr. Wong Bing-yiu, the resident guest of Kung Fu Call, the Deadly Scissor Kick, and the Chief of Wan Chai Police Station."

Le Huizhen pushed the microphone in front of Huang Bingyao.

Huang Bingyao coughed twice and said:

"We, the Hong Kong Island police, have full confidence in protecting the lives and property of citizens. We will definitely bring the criminals to justice! Please trust us!"

Le Huizhen blinked her big eyes, expressing her dissatisfaction with Huang Bingyao's official jargon, and continued to ask:

"Do you have an action plan? Will you send the Flying Tigers to attack by force? Will you send negotiation experts? Also, why don't you use the fatal scissor kick?"

Huang Bingyao was in a dilemma. He was old and his belly was like a pregnant woman. How could he use a fatal scissor kick? Who was this reporter? How could he be so ignorant of the ways of the world?

When I looked up, it turned out to be Asia TV’s eldest daughter, Le Huizhen?

That's fine.

Huang Bingyao hesitated and seemed very embarrassed.

Le Huizhen's mouth was slightly raised, like a little fox.

The awkward atmosphere continued, the robber in the convenience store kept shouting, and Huang Bingyao hoped that an angel sister would come to save him.

"Uncle, let me do it!"

At this time, a magnetic voice sounded. Huang Bingyao turned around and saw that it was his own nephew - Trainee Inspector Huang Xiao!

"Nephew, I've told you so many times that you should call plants what you are working on!"

"Okay, yellow plant!"

Huang Xiao pushed Huang Bingyao away and walked in front of the camera.

"Good evening, audience friends. I am Huang Xiao, trainee inspector of the Serious Crime Unit of Wan Chai Police Station. I am 23 years old, 185 cm tall, 75 kg in weight, male, like women, have a car and a house, and both my parents are deceased. All my beautiful friends are welcome to contact me."

When Le Huizhen saw the handsome guy appear, she wanted to strike up a conversation with him, but she didn’t expect that he turned out to be a funny guy?

Please, this is a live broadcast, a tense arrest scene, okay?

Huang Xiao noticed Le Huizhen's expression and quickly changed the subject:

"The robbers must be caught! They must be caught at all times!"

"Just imagine, I was eating hot pot and singing songs, and suddenly my uncle called me over to work overtime!"

“So, the days without robbers are good days!”

Le Huizhen was so angry that her chest ached, as if she was experiencing a second growth spurt.

When Huang Bingyao saw his nephew talking nonsense, he slapped his forehead and said silently in his heart: My dear nephew, my dear nephew, I only have this one child, I can’t crush his head!

The other police officers were not surprised by this. Huang Xiao was the happy pill of Wan Chai Police Station and everyone had long been accustomed to it.

Huang Xiao continued to perform:

"Fortunately, my superiors gave me the right instructions, and I have already thought of a way to subdue the robbers!"

After saying that, he began to take off his clothes, and his leather coat, shirt, and belt fell to the ground one by one.

The female viewers of ATV all gasped:

Is this something that can be watched without paying?

The male audience silently turned off the TV and lowered their heads in inferiority.

"Ah! Pervert!"

Le Huizhen screamed and covered her eyes with her hands, leaving wide gaps between her fingers, and the microphone fell to the ground with a plop.

"Haha, Miss Le, your things fell."

Huang Xiao picked up the microphone very politely with a gentleman's smile on his face.

"Thank you, Mr. Huang!"

"You're welcome, but I need Miss Le's help with something. Is that convenient?"

Huang Xiao's eyes shifted to Le Huizhen's legs. Le Huizhen was confused:

"Mr. Huang? What do you mean?"

Huang Xiao said righteously:

"That's right! I want to borrow your black stockings!"

Le Huizhen was stunned on the spot!