I really don't want to be famous, but the collapse is still chasing me

Rick walked into the classroom and made a polite gesture to the students.

And on his shoulder stood an omnic frog.

"Hello, actors. I'm the director of this test. Please call me Mr. Rick, which is my signature at the end of the film."

At this moment, a lady in a formal dress walked in from outside. Her attitude was a little arrogant. "Mr. Rick, please be careful with your language. This is a classroom, not a film set."

Rick didn't seem to want to give this person any face at all, "NG——I'm an actor in the family. Wherever I am, it's the set."

It was this action that ignited the enthusiasm of the students present.

Through this scene, it is clear that Director Rick is very popular.

This was also confirmed in the conversation between Danheng and March 7.

Rick also disdained the string test and fired the family member on the spot.

Under his guidance, the family members struggled for a few words and left the classroom on their own.

[The ability to rewrite memories?]

[This must be someone from Liuguang Yiting.]

[I guess so. This method is usually only available to rememberers.]

[Yes, this is the same ability as Black Swan.]

-

Seeing that the person who had been in the way had left, Rick stood at the podium and spoke passionately, "Young actors, I have reached an agreement with the producers. This exam will be changed to an 'audition' - are you ready? I will definitely find the most suitable role for you."

Not long after.

The audition has already begun, and the three little ones have gathered together again while waiting.

The three of them discussed Rick's performance.

Just at this moment, Xing was called away by a student volunteer and her audition began.

Xing slowly stood up and walked out of the classroom without looking back, as if he had made some kind of decision.

Led by volunteers, Xing arrived at the audition venue.

This is a converted classroom. The front is still the podium and blackboard, while the back half has been converted into a huge white curtain.

"Xing, welcome to the audition." The audition process is simple; you only need to answer a few questions. Of course, my judgment will be based not only on your answers but also on your every move in front of the camera.

I know you're a star at Pinocchio's events, so I hope you can show your strength this time too—first scene, first shot, ACTION!

Director Rick said this while the camera was focused on the stars.

Hui Jianxing looked dazed and it seemed that no medicine was working.

"Hmm... It doesn't feel good. CUT - Assistant Director, change the shot."

At Rick's instruction, the camera switched from a long shot to a close shot, revealing Xing's face in full view, showing Xing's charm from almost all angles!

Xing seemed to be aware that the camera was zooming in, and she smiled evilly, bewitching everyone.

[It's Charm. She used Charm.]

【She is so pretty, and she is so attractive. 】

[As expected of the Galaxy Succubus, you've successfully charmed me.]

[When she smiled crookedly, I knew something was wrong.]

[It looks good, but this kind of smile also means that we will have a big poop later.]

This is the power of laughter.

"Okay, that's it. Let me see... That's great, you're such a natural actor!"

Rick then asked questions one after another.

"Then the first question is: please introduce yourself."

Even though Xing didn't have pockets, he put his hands in his pockets and said, "Galaxy Batman is also a bat ninja."

"Haha, you're joking around in front of the examiner in the exam room. You really want to perform. OK, second question: What's your proudest strength?"

"Thick-skinned." Xing said this lightly, as if being thick-skinned was just a trivial matter.

"Excellent! 'Calmness and open-mindedness' are essential qualities for performing on stage, and a talent many actors dream of."

【Top Chinese to Chinese translation! 】

【The director is awesome! 】

[I feel like Rick must have seen something, which is why he has this attitude towards the Star Core Spirit.]

-

"Now for the third question, let 'her' ask it."

Before Director Rick finished speaking, the camera switched and saw the robotic frog with its hands folded, silently gazing at Xing.

"This kid is the 'assistant director,' a reliable partner who knows everything from photography, script management, and editing. He's even better at selecting actors than I am."

The assistant director cooperated very well and said "quack".

"Well, her questions are very sharp. Xing, please answer."

After thinking for a moment, Xing smiled and said, "Quack, quack!"

Deputy director:"……"

"Oh, you made her laugh. You're quite the humorous actor." Then, one last question—Nameless Guest, your memory begins at the terminal of "intellect," boarding the train of "exploration." During this journey, you witness the will to preserve, the resolve to hunt, and the debate between "harmony" and "order"...

You've been to different film sets, seeing different stories. Now, have you found your own theme—or "dream"?

Xing immediately stopped smiling and asked, "How do you know so much?"

[Box weapons used.]

[You didn't expect it, right? The director is a memorizer and can read memories. ]

"Of course it's normal for a director to read an actor's resume before the audition."

Faced with Rick's answer, Xing felt that it was reasonable, and she began to think seriously about the problem just mentioned.

Not long after.

Xing gave her own answer, "No, I haven't found it yet."

"Is that so? That's okay. Open-ended topics can lead to more creativity. CUT—your exam is over. Let's take a look at the results..."

This time, the camera finally turned to Rick.

"Most of your answers were very funny, like a star in front of the camera, and some even had experience winning the "Grand Event Audition." The most suitable college for you is - Harmonious College! How is it? Are you satisfied with this result?"

"Satisfied, that's it."

"Excellent! Thank you for taking the director's advice. It's a real honor. The audition is over. You are now a student at Harmony Academy. Please keep this ID card."

After saying that, Rick handed a certificate to Xing, "Classmate, do you feel it? The hidden "drama" of this campus is about to stir.

And now, your story is about to begin - as the protagonist, please don't let me and the audience down."

[I always feel that Director Rick is not simple. ]

【Those who remember are generally not simple people.】

[He can call himself a director, most likely because he has read the script.]

[Rememberers are generally relatively neutral and are happy to collect and record certain unforgettable moments.]

Although Xing felt that Rick was not normal, he did not think too much about it and returned to the classroom alone, waiting for Sanyueqi and Danheng to finish the audition.

After a while, Danheng and Sanyueqi also finished their exams...

Danheng remained calm, while March Seventh pouted.

"Alas... that Mr. Rick actually said that the best place for me isn't Harmonious Academy, but Dream Building Academy!"

Xing put her hands on her hips, "Why? Do you look down on the Dream Building Academy?"

"No, I thought I had a talent for acting, but I ended up having to work as a scapegoat at the border of Dream Building. Does that make sense?"

【Hahaha, little Sanyue, so cute.】

[The final destination of civil engineering - plastering! ]

What's wrong with dusting? Isn't Klipper dusting all the time?

【Sister Tumu celebrates March 7th.】

"Of course not—I couldn't refuse. He said I'd have a 'dramatic' future at Dream Building Academy, and he was so serious about it, it was incredibly intriguing." March Seventh spread his hands and asked, "There's nothing to lose, so let's give it a try. What about you guys? Which academy did you go to?"

"Harmony Academy." Xing raised the corners of his mouth confidently.

"Ah, you are worthy of being the superstar of Pinocchio's event. I really envy you."

At this moment, Dan Heng added, "I am also from Harmonious Academy."

"Oh, Danheng, I didn't expect that you also have a dream of becoming a star."

Dan Heng explained, "It's just that Mr. Rick repeatedly expressed his opinion, and he is also a guest lecturer at the Harmonious Academy, so I couldn't refuse."

"Okay, okay, I know your star quality has charmed the director, so stop showing off. Anyway, we've finally finished the admissions process, so let's go to the school festival - starting with the 'creative gathering' that Montana mentioned?"

On the way to the creative gathering, the three children mentioned, "By the way, Mr. Rick actually asked about Beloberg. How did he know about it?"

Dan Heng thought for a moment and replied, "He also mentioned the Immortal Boat Alliance. He might have seen the admission materials submitted by Ji Zi."

"Then there's no need to include me breaking the synthesizer..." March Seven was about to complain, but a bustling gathering appeared before him. "Look, all the students are gathered here. There are so many stalls. Are they all student clubs?"

[I said it on March 7th, this is the final nail in the coffin.]

[Yes, Elio is commonly known as Little March.]

-

The three little ones came to the first stall at the rally.

At this time, a Pipisi said tremblingly, "Hello, welcome to the dessert club..."

"Dessert Club?" Sanyueqi glanced at the various desserts on the table. "Did you make all of this by yourself? That's amazing!"

"Thank you, thank you... I, I am the president, Charika..." Charika's voice became lower and lower, and she lowered her head unconsciously.

Xing watched Charika's performance, and Huo Huo's appearance automatically emerged in his mind. "I have a fox friend who speaks very similarly to you."

"Really? Then she must be troubled too..."

Sanyueqi looked at the desserts on the table with great anticipation, "So, how much are these desserts?"

Charika explained that she could provide the ingredients, but she needed to design her own unique banana pie.

March Seven only wanted to taste it, Dan Heng shook his head silently, and this important task naturally fell on Xing's shoulders.

As expected, the star used golden bananas, added the "hungry" emotion, and finally added the hotel's special chili sauce.

Dan Heng wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and asked, "Are you sure?"

Xing's confidence was almost overflowing from the screen, "Don't doubt the chef's choice!"

"Okay!" Danheng looked at March Seventh with sympathy in his eyes.

After a short baking time, the Xing Design banana pie was finally ready.

Sanyueqi took a look and found that the product looked good and smelled okay. "It looks good. Let me try it."

She bit off a piece of banana pie and began to chew slowly. "Oh my god, this tastes so good! I've never tasted such delicious bananas..."

Then came the second bite, "Ah... What a delicious dessert, the more I eat, the more delicious it becomes, as if I can never get enough..."

The third bite, "And... Ugh!"

"And it's so spicy! What did you put in there?!"

At this moment, San Yue Qi's face was flushed and his speech became slurred.

"It's Jiaoqiu's secret recipe for diet therapy!" Xing came to March 7 and made a gesture.

Who said this pie is spicy? This pie is amazing.

【You are flattering me. 】

【In the end, Sanyueqi was so spicy that her tongue became big. So cute.】

"You guy, come here!" Sanyueqi grabbed Xing and pressed him on the table.

Then March 7 stuffed the remaining banana pie into Xing's mouth.

"Spicy, so spicy..." Xing stuck out his tongue and kept breathing out air.

“Serves you right!”

[It seems the training in the Immortal Boat was not in vain.]

【Hahaha, is this so outrageous?】

[Look how spicy Xing is, but Xing is also really ruthless.]

[With these two funny guys, Dan Heng seems to be feeling that the team is getting even more difficult to lead?]

-

After the farce ended, the three little ones went to the next model toy club booth.

Here you can find a lifelike sleeping banana monkey doll with eyes full of wisdom.

The president was one of the classmates in the group, named Fugui.

Despite his strong persuasion, Dan Heng was not interested. It might be because of the experience when he entered the dream, Xing didn't like it very much either.

Only March 7th was fooled and spent money to buy one.

Just when she wanted to take one away, Fugui told her that all the ones on the table had been reserved and would be delivered to her door as soon as the next supply arrived.

Sanyueqi was speechless. "Forget it. Let's go to another stall and have a look."

After taking only two steps forward, two students wearing "Discipline Inspection" armbands on their shoulders blocked my way.

March 7: "Hey, classmate, can you please give way?"

"Wait, don't go over there yet. The Discipline Inspection Department is searching for students who have violated school rules." The head of the Discipline Inspection Department glanced at the three little ones, "Huh? Why aren't you wearing your school uniforms? Deduct points!"

Xing helplessly spread his hands, "We are freshmen."

"Freshman? Now look at my face clearly. I'm here to check discipline!"

"Wait, Minister, I've seen them at the Origami Forum!" The member of the Discipline Inspection Department grabbed the Minister's hand.

"It's a Pinocchio shareholder who's here to visit!!"

"W-What, a shareholder of Pinocchio!?"

Xing didn't say anything. She just raised one corner of her mouth higher and higher until it turned into a "√".

【The crooked-mouthed dragon king.】

She is truly abstract.

[Born with an abstract body, how abstract was she before she lost her memory, to be engraved in her DNA?]

-

Upon hearing that they were shareholders, the director rubbed his hands together and smiled kindly, "Classmates, I was just joking. Come on, forget about the stalls up ahead. Go wherever you want. Do you want to come to my dorm? Or my house!"